"The Sympathy Card" revealed!

http://www.laineygossip.com/Penelope_Cruz_Vogue_Holiday_Issue_2007.aspx

Love the clashing red and pink tights. Not crazy about her expression – does she look constipated? And the weird cutting out of her head…it’s unnatural. And cheap.

I just called Anna Wintour cheap.

Room temperature has just plummeted.

As for Pene – still hot and heavy with Javier Bardem who most of you insist is NOT gay. Which means she’s not bearding. At least not this time. Which also means she’s not gay either?

Call me Cruise and naïve but I never thought so anyway. Even as that McConaughey Urban Legend continues to swirl…like the Nicole Kidman hermaphrodite rumour:

Everyone and they eyebrow stylist knows a ‘mo who has a friend who was at a gay club and made out with Matthew McConaughey.

Except “patient zero” never materialises.

Having said that, there is a certain airline with a fleet of female flight attendants who’ve almost all joined the Mile High Club with McBongo. Heard firsthand.

So if anything – and it’s a stretch – the man’s a switch hitter?

Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 10:53:04 AM

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