Why She's So Cranky

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She isn’t eating. She hasn’t been eating for weeks, hellbent on losing what she calls some extra padding but what everyone else calls … nothing. There is nothing to lose. But still she needs to lose it.

Started dieting furiously a couple of months ago but wasn’t seeing results quickly enough so she’s cut back the food and as a result has turned into a total hag, chewing people out during production meetings, yelling at catering staff for daring to bring food near her, and getting into a little shoving match with her own publicist, who has the unfortunate position of having to attend to her as she ramps up promotion, over scheduling.

On the plus side, she is indeed growing ever slimmer. But the thinness is now accompanied by a telltale glassy look in her eyes which isn’t entirely unfamiliar. Being skinny can make you dependent and cranky and weak…

Which is why she hasn’t been able to finish a day’s work all week, always begging off early, complaining of the flu, or a migraine...and now the project is behind schedule, her agent has been called, and a talking-to is in the works. Career not in jeopardy… yet. But probably soon if she doesn’t start eating.

Friday, April 04, 2008 at 6:25 AM

Update (9/5/08):
poll
denial 1: Kate Bosworth & Renee Zellweger
denial 2: Kate Beckinsale, Katherine Heigl & Jennifer Aniston
denial 3 & clue: Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johansson & Reese Witherspoon
denial 4: Christina Ricci
denial 5: Kristen Bell & Maggie Gyllenhaal
denial 6: Sarah Jessica Parker & Hilary Swank
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