"Besties in Bed" clue


The GMD and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation.

If he wasn’t so hellbent on suppressing his gay, he’d be able to find a little more creativity.

Interesting to note some of the other high profile guests at the event. Oprah’s bestie Gayle King was there – the GMD has been awfully tight with the Mighty Opes these days. And Jessica Seinfeld too – Jerry was quoted a while ago supporting Scientology…

Remember the GMD’s greatest gift:


And Xenu only knows how many other undercover closet members there are out there…

Greed and secrets bring people together.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 8:45 AM

Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, close from the days of Prada, are now both single at the same time after suffering serious disappointment, not to mention public humiliation, thanks to their former douchebag boyfriends.

Anne of course broke up that shady business dude who kept writing bad cheques and ripping off charities. Emily dated a cover-crooning cheeseball who couldn’t stay faithful. Or legal. Allegedly.

But, as girls do, they sought solace in each other and were seen arm in arm recently after a bitch session dinner and hopefully a few drinks. Better this than crying about it to some random journalist cow who writes for Vanity Fair. Makes me love them both so much more.

Jessica Simpson needs a few of these. Real girls always help real girlfriends.

For more of Anne and Emily, click here.

Friday, August 22, 2008 at 6:54 AM

A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty.

They’re best friends and they say best friends only…

But they sleep in the same bed when they’re on holiday.

Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during our European travels but that’s because we’re poor. If we could afford it?


We’d both be in junior suites yelling at each other from across our balconies.

These two however don’t have to rough it. And when they do rough it, it’s because the cameras are rolling.

A junior suite for them is like a homeless shelter. So when they can book out an entire floor, why would they choose instead to share one bed?

Friday, October 24, 2008 at 11:35 AM

Update (10/29/08):
denial 1: Adrien Brody & Mark Ruffalo

denial 2: Chace Crawford & Ed Westwick

denial 3: Salma Hayek & Penelope Cruz


PS. Rihanna and Beyonce are not warring bitches. Also not Liv. Liv has never had to make the leap.

Friday, October 24, 2008

"The Third Person" reveal


Who is Sasha Fierce?

It’s Beyonce, of course, and this is the title of her new double album:

The first: I Am… The second: Sasha Fierce.

Sasha of course is what she calls her alter ego, the gyrating performer who is released on stage. In private, Sasha retreats and cedes the spotlight to B who, apparently, is much more sedate and doesn’t talk about herself in the third person.

Sasha Fierce however is most definitely NOT BC Jean. BC Jean is a very talented up and coming artist who actually wrote If I Were A Boy and was allegedly forced into selling the rights to the song to Beyonce’s team determined to claim it as their own… a practice that’s been in place forever in the music industry and one that’s made millions for otherwise mediocre stars.

Not to say that B is mediocre. But if she keeps calling herself the total package, and a future icon (which is her stated aspiration) can she really be ripping off other people’s work while insisting she’s a songwriter as well as a singer?

In the end, doesn’t that just make her Britney Spears? Brit is an icon in her own right too, you now.

This is Beyonce leaving with Jay-Z after dinner at Cipriani last night.

Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 8:29 AM

PPPS. Megan Fox is not B1. Lindsay Lohan is not B2. And American Ferrera is neither.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

PPS. Liv Tyler did not choose body over baby, or at least that wasn’t her reason.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

PPS. Liv Tyler did not choose body over baby, or at least that wasn’t her reason.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

PS. Faith Hill is not being ignored. Faith wouldn’t care anyway. The Lord is all she needs.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

PS. Faith Hill is not being ignored. Faith wouldn’t care anyway. The Lord is all she needs.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Bitch Wars


Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood, especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines, attention, and ultimately the work.

This is about the work. And the power plays they pull to get the work over their competitors.

Bitch #1 has been backstabbing for a while starting a few years ago when she was vying over a then-coveted role in a major blockbuster with lucrative potential. They'd narrowed it down to two and the studio had pretty much decided on the better actress. The contract was about to be signed but when B1 found out, she had her agent and her publicist publicly release confirmation that SHE landed the part, and even though it was an outright lie, it embarrassed her competitor so badly that her team pulled her back from accepting the offer leaving the film's producers with only one remaining choice.

Now she has a new opponent. And a more formidable one. The two were both in talks for a prestige project, a tug of war battle going back and forth. Bitch #2 launched the first offensive. She started circulating that B1 was struggling with her acting coach and had already fired two of them, studying with a third. When B1 found out she retaliated by circulating rumours that B2's assets were surgically enhanced and that she was a terror to work with, making crews miserable on a regular basis.

B2 has now struck back with the lowest blow yet. At a business lunch the other day, she made sure to drop details about B1's relationship: that it's in trouble, that's she's an emotional wreck and is prone to self harming and is trying to save her love by getting pregnant.

It's getting uglier and uglier and B1 is out for blood. Stay tuned...

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 11:56 AM

Update (12/30/08):
denial 1: Megan Fox (B1), Lindsay Lohan (B2) & America Ferrera (neither)
denial 2: Beyonce, Rihanna & Liv Tyler
denial 3: Jennifer Garner & Sienna Miller
Bitch 2 clue
denial 4: Salma Hayek & Kate Beckinsale

denial 5: Scarlett Johansson & Anne Hathaway
denial 6: Kate Hudson & Kristen Bell
Bitch 1 reveal 1
Bitch 1 reveal 2
Bitch 2 reveal 1
Bitch 2 reveal 2


Hair, Legs, Veins

But I’m all over everything else.

SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why she was left alone to enjoy this enormous Chanel purse sculpture by herself. See the chain straps?

I like the big bunch straps on hers too. LOVE the bag. Love the coat. Love the dress. Love the shoes…

But those legs. Those legs are scary skinny. Especially from behind. Not feeling the hair either. Messy and down would have given it some more edge, to say nothing of hiding the gaunt in her face. For her though, it’s always about the body, right?

And how about those veins? They give Angelina Jolie sh-t all the time for her veins, going so far as to raise accusations of heroin use…

Does SJP use heroin?


She has other problems, other poisons.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 8:23 AM

Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant.

The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first.

This doesn’t mean however that Jen and Stephen Huvane aren’t using it to their advantage. You people love babies and bumps. Babies and bumps are an international gossip obsession. Jennifer Aniston loves being a gossip obsession. Why right a wrong when it feels so right?

Check her out leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel yesterday supposedly with a stomach that was not concave. Which means she actually ate a substantial meal and used it to her advantage – those paps just happened to be around.

As for what she was doing at the Beverly Hills Hotel – John likes to stay there from time to time, even though he has his own house in LA. Not unusual for celebrities. George Clooney does this a lot, especially when he’s paying for companionship and discretion, except he stays at the much more inaccessible paparazzi unfriendly Bel Air.

Douchebags like John aren’t quite as guarded.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 8:18 AM

PS. SJP chose body over face but not body over baby. It’s not Kelly Ripa either.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

"Holiday Detox" revealed yet again


Manslinger Kate Hudson last night giggling on the carpet with her good friend Liv Tyler – both single, both young, both hot, and clearly ready to party at the Burberry opening in Beverly Hills.


After a rough year and some suspicious weight loss too, Liv looks amazing. And healthy. And am all over what she’s wearing.

As for Kate… it’s been a quiet month or two. She’s working hard on Nine in London, she’s keeping the prowling to a discreet minimum, and no… before you bumpfreaks lose your sh*t…she is not pregnant. She is however maybe the best candidate to f-ck with that famewhore Shelfy Biel.

JT and Kate have dallied in the past… and he can’t seem to resist her.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 9:51 AM

It’s no secret in smutty circles – the suggestion has been swirling for years undercover but as is the case with stars of his stature, no one wants to take the risk of openly challenging his alleged heterosexuality. Like his good friend the GMD however, some secrets cannot be stifled.

Will Smith is gay???

Shocker, right?

You mean it’s not Jada in his trailer?


According to Ian Halperin Will was a regular John back in the day, paying for gay sex on the regular.

Fear of risking his career in recent years has pushed him towards the GMD’s Church which is rumoured to be a homo cure-all for celebrities like Will and Tom and that other flying buffoon whose popularity adheres to a distinctly straight line. And as you’ve seen, Will’s off screen activities have reflected an increasingly Scientological slant, including incorporating L Ron Hubbard doctrine at the school.aspx he and Jada founded while continuing to deny his allegiance to the Xenu when all evidence points to the contrary.

Many have wondered also if and just how much the Smiths have donated to the Church and this of course is the GMD’s greatest gift. He may no longer be the Top Gun at the box office but he’s still the man when it comes to recruitment.

All frauds in the family. Chills, chills, chills.

Source Dlisted.com

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 6:56 AM


PS. Kate Beckinsale did not choose body over baby … like that. Also not Jessica Alba.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

"Commitment Crisis?" reveal


Smutty Tingle

Clean Faith and Pilates (Just Jared)

Monday, October 20, 2008 at 8:48 AM

PS. Catherine Zeta-Jones isn’t using a lap band … that I know of.

Monday, October 20, 2008