"Matching cheekbones, matching blow" reveal

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New photos of Keira and Rupert.

Not a fan of her jaw line or the ridiculous pout but wow - from this angle, it's gorgessity.

Glasses, very little makeup, hair unstyled, but that bone structure, those cheekbones...it's the best I've ever seen Keira Knightley.

Rare the celebrity who looks better un-glossed and de-glammed. Have to tell you I'm super surprised Keira is one of them. Pleasantly.

If Lindsay Lohan wants an Oscar, it really wouldn't hurt to study K's resumé...savvy?

Wednesday, October 18, 2006
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Matching pucker, matching hats, matching clavicles, step for step...Give me a f&cking break. I mean really…do people really walk around like this? And is it me or does her boyfriend freak you out? Can't put my finger on it but I'm seeing snakes and evil pimps from the 70s with a little bit o' Pete Doherty junkie smack thrown in for good measure.

Now you know I'm not her biggest fan but Ms Knightley could do way better, savvy?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006


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So there's chiseled and then there's just Marc Anthony. And in his case, I'm afraid we're leaning toward the vampire variety. Here are Keira and her boyfriend, Rupert the-guy-who-was-in-Pride-&-Prejudice-with-her-and-I-don't-care-enough-to-remember-his-name, out for an evening of boozing in London the other night. Here they are again on a casual stroll the same weekend. Although I'm assuming it's the same dude, he seems really really different in the daylight shots. Hideously so. Like 70s porn star player pimp. Yeah - I'd totally do him.

Anyway, I hear they are completely taken with each other. And that she can barely stand to be away from him. I also hear that they like to indulge. And what else do you think rich famous 20 year olds like to indulge in? Thing is - Keira seems to be able to hold her sh*t together in spite of the wildness. Unlike my girl Lindsay who looks a year older every time she nails a new guy.

As for Keira's club ensemble? I'm all over the 80s and hey - I can even accept the granny jumper/leotard thing because there's something about being young in London that gives you carte blanche to experiment. But I draw the line at tights and open toe shoes. Quite possibly The.Most.Unforgiveable fashion crime known to women and gays everywhere. Bad form Keira. Bad form.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006


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I am going to guess Matthew McConnaughey is the actor who came on strong. Please tell me I'm wrong so I can assure my husband Mathew is not gay! ha ha!

Dear Michelle:

It's not Matthew, although the gay rumours about Mr. Texas continue to swirl. I'm happy to tell you however that I think his sweat looks yummy and I personally believe that if I were to have the pleasure of tasting it, it would have a distinct hetero flavour.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006
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Ok, so I am new to this whole 'you give a clue, i must guess' thing. I'm really thinking that the week after you post these, you should post the answers. Bc its killing me! So my friend informed me that I have to email you in order to get the answers. I mean, really, who isn't gay in hollywood, but ok here goes nothing. I'm guessing the A-lister is Heath Ledger, geez I have no clue.

Dear Ashley:

Definitely NOT Heath. In fact, after this awards season, Heath might become even more celebrated than the A-lister in question whose mantel ornaments don't amount to much.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006
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Ummm – thinking Kevin Spacey and … frankly at a loss for the b-lister.

Dear Sarah:

Think younger, and much less showy. No Broadway attempts for this fellow. As for Kevin Spacey being gay??? You don't say!!!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006


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Man, does this girl ever have her share of skeletons. We’re going back a little while but I guess some things never change. And it’s especially shocking considering that she doesn’t exactly have to beg for professional attention.

On the set. She’s lonely. She’s desperate. She’s had a particularly bad day of shooting. And so she needs a pick me up. A certain married crew member has caught her eye. And he has shunned her every attempt at flirtation, even though the Mrs. is far, far away. On this occasion however, the actress was particularly persuasive. And if you are prudish – you do NOT want to read the next part. Consider yourself warned.

Come on, she said, you don’t have to touch me. Just let me go down on you, baby. Please. Please let me just taste you. Shocker of shockers - Can you believe he turned her away???

One guess. You know the drill. Good luck. And it’s NOT as easy as you think.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

A lower low

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You’d assume she’d have the married man fired for his rejection…right? Well actually, she didn’t. It intrigued her, it only increased her fancy. And so she continued to proposition him with more and more outrageous offers. Now here’s the one that almost broke him – CAUTION NOT FOR THE PRUDISH. I have a friend, she said. A girl friend. She’ll come with me and you can have us both. From any direction.

I’m not going to lie, gossips. He was very, very tempted. But since he was already gettin’ it pretty good from a cute little blonde extra without the baggage, he actually passed. The star was apparently unfazed. She didn’t hold a grudge and she wasn’t upset. But she persisted, every single day, until the end of the shoot.

And it’s not any one of the Desperate Housewives. One guess. Good luck.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Update (4/29/08):
clue 1
clue 2a
clue 2b
denial: Jennifer Love Hewitt
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3


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OK, first, a guess on an old blind item. I couldn't find it in your archives and don't even know if you'll still answer, but it was about a couple who started on drugs to stay slim?...was it the now-defunct Brad and Jen?

Dear Laura:

It's not the ex Pitts. This couple is still together. Right now, more than ever.

Sunday, January 15, 2006
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Right off the bat, I have to say it is Pam Anderson.

Dear Glenn:

Less silicone and slightly more class. And much more haute couture.

Sunday, January 15, 2006
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Is it Jamie Lee Curtis? I don’t even know if she’s single these days, but other than the tragedy that was “Christmas with the Kranks”, she has always been super hot for her age. (BTW - Did you see her in that movie? I only rented it because there was nothing else available I swear, but she was heinous) Anyway, just a stab in the dark.

Dear Heather:

The body might be there but the face doesn't match. The person you want has beauty evenly distributed between her face and her physique.

Sunday, January 15, 2006
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Ok, for the Blind Item 'a thick skin', I have to guess Halle Berry. Gorgeous, single, and a little bit crazy?

Dear Nancy:

Halle's still in her prime, wouldn't you say? While this girl is probably just a couple of years past the peak of her profession. Besides, Halle's a bit less statuesque than the girl I'm talking about.

Sunday, January 15, 2006
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Chad_Murray_From_Becky_R_gaydar_guesses.aspx

so i just have the a-lister guess: tobey maguire? he's into the hollywood clubs, he's pretty, he's a true thespian, he has been rumored to be gay, has been involved in award-winning prestige projects...?? as for the b-lister, i'm not entirely sure what you would consider b-list...would you consider keanu reeves b-list? chad michael murray? or are they a-list? that would help.

Dear Becky:

Tobey is not gay. He's just very short with a high pitched voice. He also addicted to poker and trying to lose weight for Spidey. Very few gay men I know would let themselves go the way he has. So the answer is no, it's not Tobey. As for what defines B List. Keanu is A list. Keanu makes over $10 million/movie. I'd say that's pretty elite. Chad Michael Murray on the other hand is C-list. And while this is sure to generate some teenybopper hate, anyone on a WB show is B list at best.

Sunday, January 15, 2006
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I am guessing for the blind item that the super-hussey is Nicolette Sheridan. Even if it isn't, it feels good to call her a super-hussey! HAHA. Cheers and Happy New Year! P.S. I am very excited Angelina is pregnant. Now we can see if they are going to have the most beautiful human to ever exist or if they are going to spawn the anti-christ. Time will tell.

Dear Jeff:

Don't be discouraged. Many others were thrown off by the word 'desperate' and pointed towards Nicolette. However, it's not her. Think of someone around the same age but who looks much less like a tranny.

As for your excitement about Angelina's pregnancy, I'm so happy to hear that. I was starting to believe that the only people who read my column are racist Aniston freaks and psychos, praying for a miscarriage and wishing ill on their new multi-cultural family. Thank Goddess for sane, well adjusted people like you.

Sunday, January 15, 2006


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I'm going to go out into Royalty land and guess Jane Fonda. She was revered for her looks and body at one time, right?

Dear Jackie:

She was indeed revered for her looks and her body but I wouldn't say she inspires any erections these days. And while the girl in question is no spring chicken any more, she'd still put most people to shame with her bikini bum.

Sunday, January 15, 2006


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Hey Lainey, I’ve just had a brain wave, is Abusing The Help Jessica Simpson?

Dear Kate:

I don't doubt she drives her minions to drink…but the dirty girl who ashes everywhere and deposits her bulimic waste randomly about the house is not Jessica Simpson. The culprit in question is still married, and just a wee lower profile. Try a different age range too. Jessie's probably about a decade younger.

Sunday, January 15, 2006


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I was thinking about Jake G. for the rebuffer in your Gaydar blind item and Ian Bohen (tee hee young Hercules) for the rebuffed... what do you think? (please tell Vancouver I miss her... I'm in snowy Ontario!!!)

Dear Tara:

I can see why you'd think it would be Jake. After all, the poor boy has been battling homo whispers all year. However, I can tell you for certain that while Jake may or may not be Toothy Tile, he most certainly is not one half of Gaydar Interrupted. Our man has a tiny bit more clout. As for Ian Bohen - never even heard of him. But my Hercules reference last week was more physically, as opposed to professionally, descriptive. Does that make sense?

Snowy Ontario? Frick. I'll take my hometown Toronto snow any day over the disgusting 25+ days of rain we're getting here in Vancouver. Trust me, honey, you ain't missin' much.

Sunday, January 15, 2006


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The gaydar A-lister must be Arnold Shwarzenegger. But I'm at a loss for the B-lister. I want to say Mike Meyers or Eddie Murphy, but they're not exactly what I'd call 'thespians'. John Lithgow is too old. Antonio Banderas? Please, do tell.

Dear Sharon:

Definitely NOT Arnold. But probably more politically astute. As for the B-lister... none of the above. Everyone you listed is head and shoulders in rank above this greasy beefcake, although Antonio might be your closest guess, geographically speaking.

Sunday, January 15, 2006


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Could the answer to this blind item be Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom? We certainly have been painted a picture of fairy tale (read: bullsh*t) romance with these two. Going by recent pictures, baby girl is looking *rough,* and Orlando hasn't exactly been acting like boyfriend of the year. You can't come down on him too hard, though. He really seems like a nice guy, and the only one who can help Kate is Kate if she's that messed up.

Dear Sarc:

I like the guess. I can see why you've been led astray. And while there are certainly many skeletons behind Kate and Orly's relationship, there are even more behind the mystery couple you're asking about.

Friday, January 20, 2006


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This totally sounds like Sean Young. Beautiful, and crazy as hell tho I havent seen her recently so... But thats my guess or even better.......Kim Basinger? But I dont know how haute couture KB is.

Dear Sadiqa:

Much respect for even knowing who Sean Young is! Sean's definitely loopy but certainly not widely praised for her physical attributes. No to Kim as well, although there may be similarities in the early part of her career.

Friday, January 20, 2006


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Sean Penn and Robin Wright

(for Clinging to Love )? And just out of curiosity – why has your lover changed his name from Leaf to Joaquin?

Dear Robin:

It's not Sean and Robin. Although Mr Insensitive is generally well regarded in the industry, he hardly has the respect of an Oscar winner like Sean. Think a little younger…at least on her end.

Friday, January 20, 2006
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