Smutty Tingle
Bad hair and cheap ass (Cele|bitchy)
Friday, August 08, 2008 at 8:28 AM
Showing posts with label Brendan Fraser. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brendan Fraser. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_08Aug08.aspx
Smutty Tingle
Bad hair and cheap ass (Cele|bitchy)
Friday, August 08, 2008 at 8:28 AM
Smutty Tingle
Bad hair and cheap ass (Cele|bitchy)
Friday, August 08, 2008 at 8:28 AM
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Dear Gossips,
Britney is better…but not that much better. So the court will likely extend her father’s conservatorship today, even though the vast improvement has been remarkable. Good move. She also apparently has a new man in her life: her bodyguard. Of course. It’s the only man who’s been allowed near her for any extended period of time in a long time. Sigh. Why does there always HAVE to be a man? Why can’t girls like Britney stay single?
And I don’t remember…was Brendan Fraser EVER attractive? Dude has never quivered my loins. And he certainly isn’t quivering ANY loins anymore. But even if he did in the past, doesn’t this severe a fall from grace negate any past hotness, real or imagined?
Brendan was in New York yesterday, making the talk show rounds in support of the Mummy movie, almost alarmingly wired up for every interview. Like he was about to come out the tv and shout at you in your living room. Freak.
Thursday, all day blogging, refresh, refresh, refresh!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Dear Gossips,
Britney is better…but not that much better. So the court will likely extend her father’s conservatorship today, even though the vast improvement has been remarkable. Good move. She also apparently has a new man in her life: her bodyguard. Of course. It’s the only man who’s been allowed near her for any extended period of time in a long time. Sigh. Why does there always HAVE to be a man? Why can’t girls like Britney stay single?
And I don’t remember…was Brendan Fraser EVER attractive? Dude has never quivered my loins. And he certainly isn’t quivering ANY loins anymore. But even if he did in the past, doesn’t this severe a fall from grace negate any past hotness, real or imagined?
Brendan was in New York yesterday, making the talk show rounds in support of the Mummy movie, almost alarmingly wired up for every interview. Like he was about to come out the tv and shout at you in your living room. Freak.
Thursday, all day blogging, refresh, refresh, refresh!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
http://laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_July_29_2008.aspx
Smutty Tingle
Even he has better hair than Brendan Fraser (Dlisted )
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Smutty Tingle
Even he has better hair than Brendan Fraser (Dlisted )
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Brendan_Fraser_at_ShoWest.aspx
Clearly Brendan has no friends. And he no longer has a wife either. Maybe that’s why he’s trying to save his manhood by faking his hair. Or maybe this is what prompted her to leave. I’d seriously consider doing the same if I woke up one morning to the hair plugs from hell in my bed.
Not only is it horror to look at, it also implies the kind of desperate vanity that is always, every time, an instant quiveration killer. When a man is clinging, clinging to every last vestige of youthful hotness he might have had (questionable in Brendan’s case anyway) instead of taking a more chill approach to aging: whatever happens, I’m good with it.
Isn’t that so much sexier? At the very least, isn’t it sexier than what he’s rockin’ now?
This is Brendan at Showest yesterday.
I feel itchy just looking at his head. And frightened looking at whatever peels and treatments he’s applied to his face.
He’s like an Asian baby now. My people, our hair grows UP, you see. Not out but UP. Spiky and straight. And we’re not a hairy lot either. Which is why we so rarely look good in short hair. Girls I mean.
The difference between Brendan and an Asian baby of course is that an Asian baby is a baby. And babies are cute.
Asian babies are not grown men well into their 30s with an inch of scalp in between transplanted follicles. F*ck. Ew! Stop raping my eyes!
Friday, March 14, 2008 at 9:24 AM
Brendan Fraser Has No Friends
Because If he had friends, true friends, they would tell him straight up – dude, don’t fight it man. Just go bald.Clearly Brendan has no friends. And he no longer has a wife either. Maybe that’s why he’s trying to save his manhood by faking his hair. Or maybe this is what prompted her to leave. I’d seriously consider doing the same if I woke up one morning to the hair plugs from hell in my bed.
Not only is it horror to look at, it also implies the kind of desperate vanity that is always, every time, an instant quiveration killer. When a man is clinging, clinging to every last vestige of youthful hotness he might have had (questionable in Brendan’s case anyway) instead of taking a more chill approach to aging: whatever happens, I’m good with it.
Isn’t that so much sexier? At the very least, isn’t it sexier than what he’s rockin’ now?
This is Brendan at Showest yesterday.
I feel itchy just looking at his head. And frightened looking at whatever peels and treatments he’s applied to his face.
He’s like an Asian baby now. My people, our hair grows UP, you see. Not out but UP. Spiky and straight. And we’re not a hairy lot either. Which is why we so rarely look good in short hair. Girls I mean.
The difference between Brendan and an Asian baby of course is that an Asian baby is a baby. And babies are cute.
Asian babies are not grown men well into their 30s with an inch of scalp in between transplanted follicles. F*ck. Ew! Stop raping my eyes!
Friday, March 14, 2008 at 9:24 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Brendan_Fraser_hair_plug_miracle.aspx
Seriously…this is a miracle. Nothing short of astounding. Because not too long ago, Brendan Fraser was grasping at wisps. Literally. Back in April, he looked like a newborn manchild with the plugs freshly installed and some kind of microderm abrasion peeling several years off his face.
Now just six months later, it’s like Brendan never left the Cave. Here he is all young and trying to be hot again for the colossal waste of money better known as The Mummy 3.
I’m telling you… Brendan needs to hook up Jude Law up with his hair specialist, non?
Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Seriously…this is a miracle. Nothing short of astounding. Because not too long ago, Brendan Fraser was grasping at wisps. Literally. Back in April, he looked like a newborn manchild with the plugs freshly installed and some kind of microderm abrasion peeling several years off his face.
Now just six months later, it’s like Brendan never left the Cave. Here he is all young and trying to be hot again for the colossal waste of money better known as The Mummy 3.
I’m telling you… Brendan needs to hook up Jude Law up with his hair specialist, non?
Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 12:00 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Bad_Haired_and_BugEyed_Blind_ItemRiddle.aspx
Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press tour recently? Let’s start with the ego first:
He’s not exactly Brad Pitt or the GMD on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security team and insists on sweeping every location before he will enter. Who the f&ck are you??? Even his own management is snickering at his grossly exaggerated sense of entitlement – hit movies don’t necessarily equate to international superstardom, and while his box office might be lucrative, his celebrity status is decidedly modest.
Still…he insists on super stealth, secret service style maneuvers, and has hilariously mandated that while in public he be referred to by “code name” only. It becomes even funnier when the newly single megalomaniac happens upon an attractive woman. The woman is hustled through stairwells and hallways before their tryst – a procedure so elaborate that last week, his chosen partner for the evening ended up so rattled by the time she arrived at his room, she was no longer in the mood to participate.
And his paranoia is getting worse. It started out as a quirk - several weeks ago he was enthusiastic and perhaps a little particular, but not a paranoid freak. A little blow here and there for extra energy though has become more of a habit and he is getting CRANKED at work. To the point where more than a few journalists have remarked about his over-animated behaviour, as a timid reporter from Asia was frightened and confused during an interview when he became angry at her for refusing to sing karaoke with him. Sorry…I’m a bitch. I had to laugh about that.
Be thankful, dude, for a good publicity team. And for the fact that at the end of the day, it’s really only you.
Thursday, July 24, 2008 at 8:22 AM
Update (8/8/08):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Robert Downey Jr & Jude Law
denial 2: Shia LaBeouf & Joaquin Phoenix
denial 3: Mike Meyers & Jonathan Rhys Meyers
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press tour recently? Let’s start with the ego first:
He’s not exactly Brad Pitt or the GMD on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security team and insists on sweeping every location before he will enter. Who the f&ck are you??? Even his own management is snickering at his grossly exaggerated sense of entitlement – hit movies don’t necessarily equate to international superstardom, and while his box office might be lucrative, his celebrity status is decidedly modest.
Still…he insists on super stealth, secret service style maneuvers, and has hilariously mandated that while in public he be referred to by “code name” only. It becomes even funnier when the newly single megalomaniac happens upon an attractive woman. The woman is hustled through stairwells and hallways before their tryst – a procedure so elaborate that last week, his chosen partner for the evening ended up so rattled by the time she arrived at his room, she was no longer in the mood to participate.
And his paranoia is getting worse. It started out as a quirk - several weeks ago he was enthusiastic and perhaps a little particular, but not a paranoid freak. A little blow here and there for extra energy though has become more of a habit and he is getting CRANKED at work. To the point where more than a few journalists have remarked about his over-animated behaviour, as a timid reporter from Asia was frightened and confused during an interview when he became angry at her for refusing to sing karaoke with him. Sorry…I’m a bitch. I had to laugh about that.
Be thankful, dude, for a good publicity team. And for the fact that at the end of the day, it’s really only you.
Thursday, July 24, 2008 at 8:22 AM
Update (8/8/08):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Robert Downey Jr & Jude Law
denial 2: Shia LaBeouf & Joaquin Phoenix
denial 3: Mike Meyers & Jonathan Rhys Meyers
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
Thursday, February 21, 2008
PS. Brendan Fraser is not gay and broke. Those sh*tty Mummy movies make a LOT of money! Also not Matt Leblanc – residuals from Friends will keep him pudgy forever. And not the Hoff either. Baywatch and Germans who listen to his ass cheese music have loaded him for life.
PS. Brendan Fraser is not gay and broke. Those sh*tty Mummy movies make a LOT of money! Also not Matt Leblanc – residuals from Friends will keep him pudgy forever. And not the Hoff either. Baywatch and Germans who listen to his ass cheese music have loaded him for life.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Colin_Farrell_Jared_Leto_From_A_Guy_in_the_Biz_Gaydar_guesses.aspx
Wondering if it could be Colin Farrell for the A list. Stumped on the B List. Have thought of and dismissed Brendan Fraser and Jared Leto.
Dear Guy,
It's not Colin. Colin would hardly be a surprise, would it? Mr. A List's resume is much cleaner than the Leprechaun's. As for Brendan and Jared…way off. Not beefy enough. Or greasy. Or continental.
Monday, January 23, 2006
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