PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.
Friday, March 06, 2009
Showing posts with label Calista Flockhart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Calista Flockhart. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_06mar09.aspx
PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.
Friday, March 06, 2009
PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.
Friday, March 06, 2009
Friday, February 29, 2008
PS. Just to make it super, super clear for those who skim the site (for shame!) Eggs in Public was revealed yesterday. Yes. Yes it was.
PS. Just to make it super, super clear for those who skim the site (for shame!) Eggs in Public was revealed yesterday. Yes. Yes it was.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Ben_Affleck_Jimmy_Kimmel_video.aspx
Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. You really think she’d kill that illusion and jeopardise her newfound status??? This girl is as cunning at Katherine Heigl and Jennifer Aniston. Don't let the dimples fool you.
As for why Ben did not show up to support Casey and Juno – my sources say the rationale is actually kinda sweet.
First, he did not want to upstage his brother. It was Casey’s night as the nominee and it’s not ego to acknowledge that when it comes to media interest, Ben and Jen would upstage Casey and Summer every time.
Next, it’s been 10 years since Ben and Matt won for Good Will Hunting. Matt wasn’t there. Am told that Ben felt it just wouldn’t be right going back this year without his BFF. Awwww…
Instead, he chose to honour his BFF with Jimmy Kimmel. I’ve seen the video (thanks for all your messages), I love the video, just as much as I love the original – Sarah Silverman’s I’m F&cking Matt Damon.
This time it’s Jimmy’s revenge: he’s f&cking Ben Affleck with the help of a super star-studded cast in an homage to We Are The World. Hilarious. Especially Josh Groban who I normally cannot bear. But as soon as he started taking the piss out of his own piano opera boy image, it was all good. Harrison Ford was a nice touch too. Why have babies when you can dick around with Jimmy and Ben?
If on the off chance you still haven’t seen it, click here for the Kimmel clip Kimmel clip. It’s actually worth at least 2 views.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 7:28 AM
Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. You really think she’d kill that illusion and jeopardise her newfound status??? This girl is as cunning at Katherine Heigl and Jennifer Aniston. Don't let the dimples fool you.
As for why Ben did not show up to support Casey and Juno – my sources say the rationale is actually kinda sweet.
First, he did not want to upstage his brother. It was Casey’s night as the nominee and it’s not ego to acknowledge that when it comes to media interest, Ben and Jen would upstage Casey and Summer every time.
Next, it’s been 10 years since Ben and Matt won for Good Will Hunting. Matt wasn’t there. Am told that Ben felt it just wouldn’t be right going back this year without his BFF. Awwww…
Instead, he chose to honour his BFF with Jimmy Kimmel. I’ve seen the video (thanks for all your messages), I love the video, just as much as I love the original – Sarah Silverman’s I’m F&cking Matt Damon.
This time it’s Jimmy’s revenge: he’s f&cking Ben Affleck with the help of a super star-studded cast in an homage to We Are The World. Hilarious. Especially Josh Groban who I normally cannot bear. But as soon as he started taking the piss out of his own piano opera boy image, it was all good. Harrison Ford was a nice touch too. Why have babies when you can dick around with Jimmy and Ben?
If on the off chance you still haven’t seen it, click here for the Kimmel clip Kimmel clip. It’s actually worth at least 2 views.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 7:28 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Eggs_in_Public.aspx
At an Oscar party on Sunday night, he's been drinking, she's been nagging. Turns into a huge, embarrassingly loud argument about the most personal of matters: she wants babies, he doesn't, and they proceed to yell at each other about it in front of a large audience.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 6:22 AM
Update (7/8/08):
denial: Eva Longoria
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
At an Oscar party on Sunday night, he's been drinking, she's been nagging. Turns into a huge, embarrassingly loud argument about the most personal of matters: she wants babies, he doesn't, and they proceed to yell at each other about it in front of a large audience.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 6:22 AM
Update (7/8/08):
denial: Eva Longoria
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
http://www.laineygossip.com/From_Melissa_L_on_Cling_to_Love.aspx
Harrison and Calista cling to love?
Dear Melissa,
Not quite that much of an age discrepancy. And while Harrison’s drunk and disorderlies certainly qualify as titillating entertainment, they certainly don’t have the scandal quotient you’re looking for from the couple in question.
Monday, February 13, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tom_Ford_From_Angela_Calistas_hiring_frenzy.aspx
Is the mystery couple you describe in Her Hiring Frenzy Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford? I heard on the news today that they were having trouble trying to get pregnant.
Dear Angela,
I can see why you'd guess that way. But it's not them. Less of a grandpa, more of a superstah! And definitely someone more meaty. MUCH more.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Monday, July 10, 2006
The Belle from Hell is not Farrah Fawcett or Suzanne Somers. Fast forward about 20 years and a much longer employment record.
To the Le Chateau girls: Andie McDowell isn’t your girl. Wrong products, right approach.
Belle is also not Michelle Pfeiffer. Because Michelle Pfeiffer makes movies. And good ones at that.
Sharon Stone – same thing. Besides, I hear Sharon is nice to work for.
Strike out Calista Flockhart too. Calista adopted didn’t she?
And finally, it’s not Brooke Shields. Although that’s probably as warm as it gets.
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