Shrooms to share

http://www.laineygossip.com/Shrooms-to-share-blind-riddle/43269

A fun, quick little blind that went down after the Oscars…

It happened at one of the best annual after-after parties, where the top tier ends up after Vanity Fair. She decided to celebrate on shrooms. And she wasn’t selfish with her shrooms. She wanted to share her shrooms. She wanted to share her shrooms with the girl who claims to be all about sharing. So, hilariously, with shrooms in hand, she walks up to her potential new shroom partner and offered up her shrooms. I want you to picture this. The perfect crew standing around being tall and skinny and flawless, interrupted by a hippy with a trophy and a handful of caps. Now imagine their faces when they declined. She floated away, uninjured, already high from her night anyway.

March 8, 2016 at 7:41 AM

Shrooms to share

"Notes on a love triangle" reveal 4

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro-for-October-20--2015/40960

Have you watched Ryan Adams interviewing Taylor Swift about both their 1989s? Oh reeeeally? I say that with my eyes closed, like I’m blind.

Let me take you back to 2008 when Ryan was dating Mandy Moore. He was 34 at the time, so please, don’t blame this on youth, and he decided he couldn’t be with Mandy anymore because of the paparazzi etc so he released a statement to OK! Magazine, a TABLOID, to explain his decision. Basically he said that while Mandy is sweet and awesome, he had to break up with her because being with her was interfering with his efforts to be “punk as f-ck”. They eventually got back together. Now they’re divorced. And he’s telling Taylor Swift that when he’s having a hard time writing a song, all he has to do is put on the Smiths and then suddenly he’s inspired.

Let your eyes roll to the back of your head and open your mouth. That’s basically the expression he deserves. He’s so punk as f-ck he can’t take his goddamn sunglasses off to have a conversation with someone.

October 20, 2015 at 7:31 AM

Notes on a love triangle

"Notes on a love triangle" reveal 4

"Notes on a love triangle" reveal 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro-for-October-2--2015/40806

Taylor Swift is in Toronto tonight for the first of two shows. Ryan Adams is in town too so that’s a possibility, considering he remade her entire album and, um, well, some other things. If you’re going, look for me. I’ll be the oldest person there who knows all the words.

October 2, 2015 at 7:21 AM

Notes on a love triangle

"Notes on a love triangle" reveal 3

"Notes on a love triangle" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty-Tingles-for-August-7--2015/40294

Smutty Tingle

Hint hint clue clue (College Candy)

August 7, 2015 at 1:48 PM

Notes on a love triangle

"Notes on a love triangle" reveal 2

"She pays for friends," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/She-pays-for-friends-blind-riddle/39824

Since this is coming off a Taylor Swift post, let me clarify off the top now: this is not about Taylor Swift. Or anyone who hangs out with Taylor Swift – at least not yet.

June 17, 2015 at 9:22 AM

She pays for friends

"She pays for friends," it's not...

Notes on a love triangle

http://www.laineygossip.com/Notes-on-a-love-triangle-blind-riddle/31393

She started out as a song girl, then acted, keeps trying to do both. At the beginning it was promising but mostly, over the last few years, it’s been a series of disappointments. Personally though, she seemed to have it together. A steady relationship, a solid commitment, no drama…

Or maybe it’s because we weren’t paying attention.

She and her playing partner have been having problems for a while. They’ve been trying hard to work it out. But that might not turn out so well if she finds out that he hooked up with a much more successful song girl, someone with a similar early sound and origin, though that’s evolving now. Despite her many changes, contrived or organic, this was probably not the intended image.

September 24, 2014 at 7:54 AM

Update (10/20/15):
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4

Notes on a love triangle

"Boy Crazy," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_16mar11.aspx

PS. Taylor Swift is boy crazy but she’s not THAT boy crazy.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 6:28 AM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy," it's not...

"Hair issues," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_12oct10.aspx

Lainey: Not Natalie Portman, not Vanessa Hudgens, not Taylor Lautner (this is hilarious), not Taylor Swift, not Emma Stone.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

Hair issues

"Hair issues," it's not...

"Sex & drink," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_03nov09.aspx

PS. Sex & Drink is not Taylor Swift.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

"Sex & drink," it's not...