Single up in the air

http://www.laineygossip.com/Single-up-in-the-air-Blind-Riddle/29866

He might not get a lot of attention on this blog but when he does, you always respond. He’s a well- respected actor who is friends with a lot of other actors and while he’s known to be sometimes temperamental with studios and executives, his work is always solid. Though he’s enjoyed a couple of high profile relationships, for the last several years, he’s settled down with a civilian. They married and had a child. They said he was happy and committed. That he’s not that guy.

So…how come he was all over a flight attendant recently on a flight from LA to NYC? He was hitting on her hard. And kept going behind the curtain to spend time with her. And kept asking for her number. He was supposed to be doing some work on his laptop but he couldn’t help himself – over and over again, hitting up the flight attendant station to try to get in there. Didn’t give a sh-t that the other passengers in first class knew exactly what he was doing. I guess it’s OK then that we talk about the Mile High Club. Even when he’s a cheater. Especially if he’s a cheater.

April 3, 2014 at 6:45 AM

Single up in the air

"Keeping it Legal" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Edward_Norton_at_TIFF.aspx

He had every woman on that carpet swooning last night. At TIFF to promote Pride & Glory, Edward Norton was without Colin Farrell who was supposed to show but didn’t. Official word is that he was tied up in Ireland shooting a movie. But my sources say he was originally flying in from LA.

Gossip, buffet, what smut you believe is entirely up to you.

Back to Edward…

He had puffy hair last night. And I’m sorry, I’m blogging on a shoot right now so I may not be able to find the photo. But it’s more than just the hair.

Edward Norton’s brand of sexy isn’t quite like the others. You have to remember… as my producer Laura explains… Edward Norton is a little crazy. He dated Courtney Love! And so when I say he’s a hot f&cking beast, I truly mean he’s a hot f&cking beast. There is something dark and angry inside Edward Norton, even when he’s on his best behaviour. And so it’s an entirely different kind of quiver from say Colin Firth or any of the others I’m too tired to remember from this week.

What Edward Norton gives off is an element of unpredictability. You never know which face he’ll have on. In that respect, the Hulk was a rather appropriate fit.

Last night he was uncomfortable but humbled, truly overwhelmed by the reception at the gala. Still…he was testy. Never fond of media, at times he was impatient though he stopped short of being rude. This conflict results in a certain tension that keeps things exciting. At any moment he could fly off the handle. At any moment he could stalk away. Or at any moment he might break into a beautiful wide smile and sweep you off your feet. It’s an intoxicating experience that is probably much too difficult to describe.

Edward Norton is a complicated man. He has a complicated energy. I imagine being in love with him would result in a complicated, volatile relationship with dramatic and frequent separations followed by dramatic and frequent reunions that would ultimately end in total exhaustion and numbness and require a lengthy period of recovery. Unless of course you’re Salma Hayek.

Ps. He was a tad underdressed.

PPS. Am told he had great breath.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 11:51 AM

Keeping it Legal

"Keeping it Legal" revealed

"Keeping it Legal" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Salma_Hayek_cancels_engagement.aspx

Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged http://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly???

Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Her bossy behaviour may have been the subject of smutty whispers but nothing related to her love life. In fact, Salma and Pinault seemed happy back in February at Madonna’s Malawi event, though to say that sparks were flying would be a stretch.

Especially not after the sparks flew between Salma and Ed Norton way back.

He hasn’t been able to find anyone who can match Salma since...

Is it even possible?

Friday, July 18, 2008 at 7:45 AM

"Keeping it Legal" reveal

"Keeping it Legal" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Edward_Norton_speaks_at_Earth_Day_rally_in_Washington.aspx

Earth Day is tomorrow and yesterday in Washington, at a rally at the National Mall, Edward Norton delivered a speech about going green looking hotter than he has in a long time. Yum.

Green seems to be his favourite colour these days. Ed wrote the screenplay for and starred in the upcoming Incredible Hulk movie due out this summer and word is he’s been a major pain in the ass with rewrites and edits, so much so that Marvel allegedly is starting to leak that he’s a difficult diva perfectionist who thinks his own vision is superior to the director’s.

If true, it’s not the first time he’s battled with the studios. A few years ago, he and Paramount went head to head also over his artistic demands and Ed is said to be brutally stubborn over creative differences. Kinda love him for that.
But back to Earth Day… for parents and teachers looking for creative and educational ways to engage yours kids in earth awareness – check out the award winning Who Is Nobody program and get involved. Tomorrow is a good time to start!

Monday, April 21, 2008 at 6:56 AM

"Keeping it Legal" clue

Keeping it Legal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Keeping_it_Legal.aspx

I love how often the self righteous, artistic ones are always end up being the douchiest and the perviest.

The backstory:

Several years ago, while dating a high profile, fiery actress, he was on location shooting a movie and found himself one night at a local bar. A young hot thing approached, they flirted, they made the call, and pretty soon she was telling her friends she was heading home with the star, protected by both his bodyguards and a personal driver.

So they get back to his place, start making out, she services him with her mouth, and tries to get him to return the favour, at which point he balks and then, no longer blinded by arousal, finally gets around to asking her:

"Are you really 19?"

Well of course she wasn’t 19. She was actually only 16. And when her guilty face confirmed it for him, he quickly called her a cab and sent her home, not offering to pay for her cab. He did however offer to pay for the silence.

His security detail and the chauffeur, all of whom were witnesses to his tryst with the teen, were compensated handsomely for their discretion. They were so trustworthy that he wanted to use their services again when he returned to town for a new project recently. Unfortunately the same team wasn’t entirely intact.

So instead, now single, he went to great lengths to secure a very capable staff to make sure he didn’t find himself in the kind of icky underage situation as last time. Was like having a personal assistant for the express purpose of getting him head and occasionally laid. Only he was strict about wanting it from “real” girls and not from professionals. Every few days or so, his people had to scour the city looking a girl he could spend a short time with. They’d all start off at a group dinner, and by the end of the night, he’d end up sated at place. A few girls were lucky enough for repeats but effort on his part was never forthcoming.

Still… at the very least… he kept it legal.

Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:38 AM

Update (9/10/08):
clue
denial 1: Ryan Phillippe
denial 2: Vince Vaughn & Michael Buble
reveal 1
reveal 2

Keeping it Legal