"Bro Massage," it's not..

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19jun09.aspx

PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.

Friday, June 19, 2009

"Bro Massage," it's not..

"Cuba & Chocolate," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_16dec08.aspx

PS. Johnny Depp is not Cuba or Chocolate – seriously, I’ve never read such panic in your emails. Also not RDJ or Jude Law or Brad Pitt. As if.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

"Cuba & Chocolate," it's not...

"It's easy but it's not hard," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_09Oct08.aspx

PS. Jude Law is not a disappointment that way... unless you’re into size.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

"It's easy but it's not hard," it's not...

"Bad Hair and Bug-Eyed," it's not...

Friday, July 25, 2008
PPPS. RDJ isn’t the loser with bad hair and bug-eyes. Also not Jude Law…a guess that totally makes my life. That Jude Law is automatically associated with sh*tty hair and too much blow. Hee.

"Bad Hair and Bug-Eyed," it's not...

"Two Boys in the City," it's not...

Wednesday, July 02, 2008
PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.

"Two Boys in the City," it's not...

"Good Help is Hard to Find," it's not...

Monday, February 11, 2008
PS. Christian Bale and Jude Law are not having trouble finding good help.

"Good Help is Hard to Find," it's not...

"Condom-free Sleaze," it's not...

PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not Jude Law. Or Lance Armstrong. Or Kevin Connolly.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007

"Condom-free Sleaze," it's not...

"Switch hitter," it's not...

I was intending to send out a new column last night but the 2,500 emails – and counting – in my mailbox got in the way. Evidently y’all enjoyed the Switch Hitting Blind Item. Just to clarify, the horndog in question is not Jude Law, Antonio Banderas, Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom, Matthew McConnaughey, or Clive Owen. And a special shout out to Julian K for giving me the best laugh I’ve had all month, suggesting that the homo/hetero in question is Celine Dion who “has an accent and looks like a man”.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

"Switch hitter," it's not...

"Legendary tales," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Colin_Farrell_Owen_Wilson_Bobby_Brown_Legendary_tales__they_are_all_true.aspx

and no. it's not Matthew Fox or the other dude who played Bailey

Don't bother with Colin Farrell or Owen Wilson or Bobby Brown or P Diddy or Jay Z.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Charlie_Sheen_More_legendary_tales.aspx

eliminate the following:

Lenny Kravitz

Bruce Willis

Charlie Sheen

Richard Gere

Keanu Reeves

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jude_Law_Rob_Lowe_Legendary_Tales__final_clues.aspx

I'm sorry if I haven't replied to your guess about this item. I can't - and this one is an exception. But I'll narrow it down further right here before shutting him down for good. It's not the following:

Jude Law
Rob Lowe
LL Cool J

Antonio Banderas

Now…let's move on. I'm treating you to 2 brand new riddles!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

"Legendary tales," it's not...

"Gaydar interrupted," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jude_Law_From_Bratboy_more_gaydar_guesses.aspx

This has us all in a frenzy of anticipation to know who. The current brainstorming consensus is: Jude Law and Toby McGuire. Please put us out of our misery.

Dear Bratboy,

No for both, but now that I think of it, there's a rather weird connection between A and B and vice versa.

Monday, January 23, 2006

"Gaydar interrupted," it's not...

"The Sympathy Card," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Friday_June_23_2006.aspx

Friday, June 23, 2006
Jude Law does not play the Sympathy Card

"The Sympathy Card," it's not...