Showing posts with label Matthew Broderick. Show all posts
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"Because he ignores her" revealed yet again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_attends_New_York_ballet_opening_alone_and_confirms_Sex_and_the_City_movie_seque.aspx

Alone at the ballet

Actually no. Valentino was there to keep her company, so at least one gay was by her side… and a orange one at that…just not the one she was hoping for. Seriously, how fashionable is it to look as though you’re being asphyxiated?

This is Sarah Jessica Parker last night at the New York City Ballet opening in a killer short dress but no one to appreciate it.

And an update on the Sex & the City movie sequel: Kim Cattrall revealed it was happening, then SJP claimed that was premature, now she’s explaining that they’re hoping to nail everything down by February, shoot this summer, and go for a 2010 release…so basically what Kim said.

Apparently Michael Patrick King needs to decide on what the story should be. How about no story and just montage after montage of Carrie trying on clothes interspersed with random sightings of the mute Asian baby?

At least the dress porn wouldn’t be boring and contrived.

SJP also confirmed (for now) that Carrie likely won’t have babies. Then again, Carrie seemed uncomfortable talking about sex with her best friends in the last movie. Out of character decisions don’t seem to be a problem.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 6:51 AM
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"Because He Ignores Her," revealed 3rd time

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_looks_excited_but_Matthew_Broderick_looks_miserable_as_they_vote_for_Barack_Oba.aspx

His expression, her expression

Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway?

Sara Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. The neglected are always so grateful for scraps. He on the other hand…

Well…

Photo Assumption says he’d rather be somewhere else.

Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 at 4:19 PM


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"Because he ignores her" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_drops_son_James_Wilkie_off_at_school_and_Matthew_Broderick_attends_Project_ALS_.aspx

SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute.

Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. That she’s always been a rail.

Oh really?

Have you seen Honeymoon in Vegas? Go back and watch it if you’re ever curious. Back then she had an ass. She was thin and she was fit, but look at her in the white dress. Those are some curves.

I’ve attached a compilation video. Never mind the music. Just note the body. Like it’s completely foreign to her now. Yeah. It totally must be simple genetics.

Because somehow SJP got tiny.

And she’s also been keeping a very, very low profile these days.

Mr Dandy Matthew Broderick on the other hand, well he showed up at the Project ALS benefit gala at the Waldorf Astoria two nights ago all by himself. Sarah Jessica Parker passed up the opportunity to walk the carpet in a special dress at a charity function? But she loves the carpet!

Maybe they couldn’t find a sitter?

Friday, October 10, 2008 at 8:50 AM
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Because he ignores her

http://www.laineygossip.com/Because_he_ignores_her.aspx

Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration.

The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need.

It's not just genes that keep her so thin.

Turns out it's a habit that's making her very sick. Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable.

The reason?

It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg. And then it's only a maybe. He's not spiteful about it, he just doesn't care. Even on the forced holiday he could barely bother to acknowledge her and when they came home, he couldn't wait to get away.

So she retreats and she escapes and he still doesn't notice. When confronted about it by close confidantes, he insists there's not a problem. And he probably truly believes that, completely oblivious is he to her problems.

As such, her team is desperately trying to get her some new work, something else to focus on instead of moping around at home weighed down by disappointment.

Artistically though, it may be bad news. Forcing a project on the heels of something already forced is probably just going to lead to more sh*t.

Having said that, if it saves her, in the end, I guess that's what friends would do.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 8:30 AM

Update (11/26/08):
clue
denial 1: Nicole Ritchie & Victoria Beckham
denial 2: Isla Fisher & Nicole Kidman
denial 3: Christina Aguilera
denial 4: Tea Leoni & Debra Messing
denial 5: Madonna & Kate Beckinsale
denial 6: Jennifer Garner
denial 7: Faith Hill
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4




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"Just As She Is," it's not...

Monday, February 04, 2008
PPPPS. Just As She Is is not about Eric Bana. Not Tom Selleck. Not Ashton Kutcher. Not Eric Dane. Not Matthew Broderick.
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"Gaydar interrupted" and "Clinging to love," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Matthew__Fox_Matt__Damon_Mos_Def_From_Theodora_K_SJP_and_Matthew_cling_to_love.aspx

i have a guess to clinging to love. is it horse face and matthew broderick?? also gaydar guess. i emailed about a week ago guessing colin farrel. now i'm guessing wilmer valderama. am i close?? when are you going to let us know?? i spend too much time thinking about these things during the day.

Dear Theodora,

Definitely not Dandy Pants and the big ass witch boil he calls his wife. Mr. Insensitive has certainly been pretty but going in to Matthew's territory is another matter entirely. As for Colin and Wilmer. No and no. Colin is much too Miami these days to qualify and Wilmer, while b-list at best, has oddly enough never to my knowledge been the subject of any gay rumours.

Thursday, January 26, 2006


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"Needing Supervision," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Tuesday_May_30_2006.aspx

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Matthew McConnaughey does not need supervision. Or a beard, although some would say he already has one. For the record, I do not think he's a McGay. Unless he stopped f&cking women 2 years ago. Which is when a certain acquaintance of mine bagged him good and hard. But that's another story.

And it isn't Matthew Broderick either. Unlike Mr. Parker, the queer you're looking for has never been married to a horse. A real woman, yes. But definitely not a horse.


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