Showing posts with label 2006. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2006. Show all posts

"His and Her Anorexia" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ben_Stiller_From_Becca_G_about_Christine_Taylor.aspx

From Becca G: about Christine Taylor

I'm sitting here watching 'my name is earl' (gotta love jason lee) and Christine Taylor (aka. Mrs. Ben Stiller) is guest starring as a college professer. And let me tell you, I barely recognize her. She has gotten SO much skinnier, it's kind of shocking. She was always a thin actress but her face is looking gaunt-ish. i wish i could find a picture of her from recent because this is surprising. But just wanted to get your opinion.

Dear Becca,

You’re not the only one who’s noticed. And if Mrs Stiller was a bigger star, she’d certainly get much more tabloid space for her alarming post-pregnancy weight loss. Both times. No joke, Christine loses the baby weight in, like, less than 2 weeks. Very suspect and perhaps a tragic play for attention. What’s even more pathetic though is that no one really gives a sh*t. Poor thing. Thank Goddess she married well, non?

Monday, February 13, 2006


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"Chocolate" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jason_George_George_Clooney_George_Clooney_has_bad_taste.aspx

George Clooney has bad taste


Look. I know that despite some rather kinky predilections, the man is almost perfect . I know you want him on the Freebie 5. But something's been holding me back, aside from the fact that he might be just a tad out of my maturity range. The thing is - I think George has really, really bad taste in women. Horrible taste. Low classy taste. Here he is the other night in NY trying to camouflage a hot date with Krista Allen. The same Krista Allen with whom he's had an on again off again thing for 5 years. The same Krista Allen who has verged on soft core porn. And Before and after and in between Krista there was Lisa Snowdon, also a horny lookin' pin up type.

Now George is a hotblooded male so hey, if he's got the flavour for a set of fake tits and some dirty dirty action once in a while - more power to him. But long term relationships with both bunnies? That’s where I get suspicious. So you have one of two choices:

A. he has cheap, low classy taste (and if that's the case, why do you love him so much?)

Or

B. he's gay and is using the big tit, round ass, sexpot on his arm to deflect the scrutiny.

Take your pick.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006
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"Digits on the Run," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Thursday_December_21_2006.aspx

Digits on the Run is not Chad Michael Murray. When I say “attractive” I mean empirically attractive… which means he appeals to more than just the emotionally stunted Hello Kitty/TeenBeat crowd that often mistakes a loser pout with actual personality. On the contrary, in addition to his famous good looks, our Digit Seeker also has a brain, and a rather distinguished one at that.

Thursday, December 21, 2006
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"Gay Art" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Pamela_Anderson_Angelina_and_Anderson_big_lips_and_hot_gay.aspx

Angelina & Anderson: big lips and hot gay

She’s mesmerizing, isn’t she? Not too much makeup, the most beautiful, beautiful eyes, the juiciest, juiciest lips…I can’t get enough of this bitch, even IF she’s not particularly articulate. And I’m not saying she’s like country Britney or anything but seriously, if you forget what she looks like and you just focus on what she’s saying, she never finishes proper phrases – it’s bitsand pieces all over the place.

Then again, who cares? She’s hot and she’s breastfeeding and she’s passionate about saving refugees and adopting children and hopefully making more sweet love and babies with Brad so at the end of the day, does it really matter that she’s a sentence fragment outlaw? Nah…didn’t think so.

I hope you all watched it. Educating AND entertaining, fashion AND function – what’s not to love? Especially Anderson Cooper. Yum yum gay gay! Why is it that all the good ones go homo? Everything, everything about that man is perfect. The clothes, the dramatic pauses, the way he says “360”, like it’s the only number that counts – with the butch emphasis on the “six” just to keep you guessing. I can’t get enough! And two hours with these two? It was almost, just almost, too much beauty for me to bear.

Thursday, June 22, 2006
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[There is no URL for this blind since it was removed at some point. However, you can see a reference to its existence on the June 23, 2006 intro.]

Ok so I’m making up for selling out with a bonus riddle for the week. Been saving up for the occasion, you know?

Maybe gaybe? I beg to differ. How about yes yes gay gay? Aside from the fact that he’s impeccably dressed and impossibly intelligent and never with a woman and too refined to be straight, there are other indicators of his hidden homo.

Like the gargantuan portrait of his mother hanging in his bedroom above his bed – BY CHOICE!

It’s enough to make your head go round and round.

Friday, June 23, 2006

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"The Non-Marital Bed" reveal

http://laineygossip.com/Keith_Urban_Nicole_Kidman_Keith_Urban_The_NonMarital_Affair.aspx

Keith Urban: The Non-Marital Affair?

That's the story according to this week's issue of The National Enquirer. And before you snort with disbelief, which I can understand, please remember they're making an impressive surge these days, with 2 huge coups of late including breaking the Farrah Fawcett cancer story last week and being the first before all major outlets to report on the Grey's Anatomy drama this past Monday.

Not bad, better than Life & Style, and therefore not to be overlooked, especially since the Kidman/Urban fameseeking nuptials haven't exactly conjured an air of authenticity.

So here's the dirt: according to the magazine, Keith cheated on Nicole 'during an unofficial bachelor party' with a porn star in March. It went down in Los Angeles, the woman told all her friends, one friend told the Enquirer, and even passed a lie detector test. I know, I know…it's the fucking dirtiest tabloid trash ever - do you LOVE it???

Other highlights? It started off with a 3 girl striptease which was narrowed to one, Keith propositioned his favourite, they snuck away, and they spent the next 3 hours discovering each other - in case you're wondering, she said he was 'sensational'

But still…Keith Urban would never, ever, ever cheat on Nicole Kidman, right? After all, in recent interviews he *says* he's found The One! His lobster, his Frozen Forever, his True Blue Blonde - what's to question, what's to doubt?

Here they are, new photos supposedly taken this week, after several weeks without pics, someone from Nashville told me this morning, 'ya'll must think we walk around with pho-togs around but we don't. But they always know where those two are!'

Hmmm…ain't that the truth. And ain't that convenient too.

Anyway, I'm told Nicole flew in for some quality time and a photo opp or two, and then flew away again very recently - to Rome for the premiere of Fur - withOUT Keith who is staying at home, getting ready for the release of his new album which, some say, has a decidely rock 'n' roll flavour. Is someone's jock getting too big for Country?

Thanks to Claudia for the pics...

Friday, October 13, 2006


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http://laineygossip.com/Keith_Urban_Kenny_Chesney_Jude_Law_On_Keith_on_career_on_Mrs_Urban.aspx

On Keith, on career, on Mrs Urban

No…the REAL Mrs Urban - as in his mother.

Finally a peep from Nashville and since it's now October, can we all agree Nicole Kidman is NOT pregnant? Can we also all agree that Nicole Kidman really wanted you to *think* that she was pregnant? I'll spare you the gloat but I'm telling you - never was there a more public engagement, a more public wedding, and a more public invitation to baby speculation…unless you count every move of the Cruise, but I guess that's no coincidence either, is it?

Still…for a while there, since Nicole really is so bloody talented, I declared pro-love for the Kidmans. The affectionate Nashville romantic promenades timed perfectly for the arrival of the pappies, the visits to the gym, shopping at Target for a Swiffer in a Bentley - heady from the fumes of their wonderfully played fraud, I said A for effort…sure, why not?

But every honeymoon comes to an end, even the Hollywood ones, and back in Country Music reality, things aren't sounding so good, at least not according to those watching closely. New rumours have surfaced around town that Keith's mother doesn't like Keith's wife, doesn't like the 'media circus' and the new level of scrutiny brought on by his marriage. Nashville spies say she's around a lot when Nicole is out of town, like a few days ago when Nicole was in London, but stays away when Nicole returns - and this is a woman who was gifted with her own tour bus pre-Freeze.

Having said that, the parental Urbans are supposedly also fully aware of the arrangements and have allegedly been recruited to do their parts for photo opps when summoned, hence the various 'family hike' pics you've seen dotting the Kidman/Urban romantic landscape - according to Nashville spies something Mama has objected to in the past, quite vocally I'm told, to the point of, so they say, a loud argument with Keith about a month before the original wedding date in March, and overheard by members of his entourage. In Nicole's defence though - who hasn't had to deal with an overbearing Mother in Law? Besides, that's not her biggest problem.

Keith's new record - inspired by their love - drops in less than a month. Many Nashville insiders report 'it's not his best work', unimpressed by the effort, unimpressed by what's been called a new 'air' about him, 'too busy playing star for the media instead of an artist creating an art form he claims is like breathing to him'. It's an attitude some fans are protesting, after what's being called a dismal performance in Atlanta few days ago during which he arrived almost an hour late and then only played for a short 70 minutes much to the disappointment of his followers, which is why everyone is predicting a CMA Entertainer of the Year win for Kenny Chesney, unless Nicole decides to 'buy it for him for his birthday'.Hee.

However, it's not all bad news. The first single off the album has been doing well, something attributed to the increase in exposure generated after becoming Nicole's husband. Encouraged by these results, observers speculate the new strategy around his career has been to ease out of the Country Box and reach beyond, with the intent to ride out his existing music contracts and then go in another direction. Word is he's been advised by her people to limit accessibility, a trademark of the Country genre to be sure, but definitely not the approach of Oscar winners and A list Hollywood movers and shakers who keep a measured distance between their own fabulousness and their fans.

Apparently he seems to be heeding her counsel, burying his fanbase under 6 feet of bullsh*t and Botox - a small price to pay I suppose for super mega-stardom, savvy?

Wednesday, October 04, 2006
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"Needing Supervision," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3804

And it's NOT Eddie Murphy.

Monday, May 01, 2006
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"Strong and not" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Rocco_Ritchie_Madge_and_Guy_on_the_town.aspx

A rare party experience for the Ritchies. So is your smutty sense tingling? By all accounts, Madge and Guy were very much together last night. No sign of awkwardness, no tension or pretension, just happy to be out and about with other major stars deserving of their time. And although her pink slinky reeks of cheap Beyonce, I think she looks great. Drunk but great. Great for any age and especially 47 - frozen face or not.

Monday, March 06, 2006
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Tori_Spelling_Brendas_best_quality.aspx

Brenda might be older, and wrinklier, and much less taut but Brenda always had great hair. And Brenda STILL has great hair. Here's Shannen Doherty at the TV Critics press tour, trying to squeeze any remaining juices out of a dying career.

Say what you will about her character - my favourite - but the bitch owned the best mane on the show. Long and thick and what I always wanted, especially at the very end, when it was halfway down her back. I do hope she makes it. Apparently she's a new person, apparently she's not the drama queen we knew and loved. Come on gossips…if Tori Spelling can get her own show, why not Brenda Walsh?

Friday, July 14, 2006


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http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_The_NonMarital_Bed.aspx

And it's NOT Brad Pitt.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006


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"Compromise is the key" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Victoria_Beckham_David_Beckham_Prince_Harry_The_Beckhams_Waterloo.aspx

Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a crushing defeat. Because unlike the rest of the world, America didn’t care.

In many ways (at least in my opinion), the Beckhams’ Waterloo signalled the beginning of the darkest days of their marriage. The trade to Real Madrid happened that summer and, as we all know now, Victoria’s reluctance to move immediately to Spain opened the infidelity gates, through which walked Rebecca Loos and every other available, horny woman within a 50 mile radius. As a result, the famous Beckham foundation was rocked to its core and repairing the façade has been so painstaking a process, many believe a complete public restoration is probably impossible.

In light of such negative historical precedent, can you blame me for feeling a little panicked over the recent TMZ report of a potential stateside move? Apparently there’s some talk of negotiations with the LA Galaxy and even though David’s approaching the twilight of his career, many think his presence on the US football circuit will boost national popularity of the sport, not to mention lucrative merchandising opportunities for the team and for the league - kinda like when Wayne went to the Kings.

For what it’s worth, my sources say a move within the next 18 months is highly unlikely. First of all, there are the childcare issues. Victoria relies heavily on her parents to mind the boys and while living in Spain is one thing, a cross Atlantic move is another matter entirely – something the Adams family might not be so open to.

Next up – David isn’t exactly a detriment to his current squad. In fact, sales of his jersey are usually tops for the team and the worldwide of appeal of Real Madrid has been undeniably enhanced by his participation. Given that he can still play reasonably well, all things considered, soccer’s most well bankrolled superteam probably isn’t going to let him go so easily.

Finally, I’m told Victoria is in no mood to shake up what seems to be a return to idyllic times, especially now that David is finally willing to give #4 another go. Things are terrific, and as you can see from these photos of the two enjoying the last moments of their summer holiday, the Beckhams’ emotional and physical engines are currently purring at high performance levels.

Check it out, gossips – can you believe Posh is actually smiling…and READING???

My favourites though are the airport shots. Everything, from her hair to HIS hair (love it!) to the outfits (look at her shoes!!!) and their signature hand in hand walking pose – everything is perfection and practise. There’s something to be said for unapologetic effort, you know? Like any high end product, the Beckhams are a thoroughly crafted brand, with the kind of precision detailing and choreography that we just don’t see any more in this modern age of celebrity.

Goddess save the Beckhams! Posh & Becks fuh-evah!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


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http://www.laineygossip.com/Victoria_Beckham_David_Beckham_Prince_Harry_The_Beckhams_by_day.aspx

If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything?

Pray Goddess, let it be so.

Like a heavyweight against the ropes, the Beckhams continue to defy the gossip. All those pre-World Cup reports - that he couldn’t stand her, that he doesn’t look at her the same way anymore, that he’d leave her as soon as they the tournament was over – all of it, of course, is now forgotten. Because as you can see from these photos taken during the Italian leg of their neverending summer holiday, Vicky and David are just fine. In fact, I’m told they are MORE than fine. They are happier than they have been in years. And yes, it certainly didn’t hurt that the cameras were around to capture it.

So you’ve heard the buzz, right? That Victoria is hellbent on bringing a new Beckham into the world in 2007? Just 6 months ago, David apparently wasn’t onside with that plan. Cut to present day and it’s definitely a new attitude, a complete turnaround for him, a sincere eagerness to try for a fourth, and the effect it’s having on HER is fantastic. Word is, she’s even eating…a little. Still crazier is that people who’ve seen them have told me that she seems a tad, teensy, weensy, smidge less close to dying of starvation. And if her ass is any indication – I think I believe them. Not as bony as you thought, is it?

Anyway, take a look at the happy Beckhams: she in a one piece (do you love that she doesn’t wear bikinis?) and he with flamey shades, a shorter do, and - Sweetmotherofgoddess - tighty little euro trunks.

Shall I give you a sec to catch your breath and still your loins?

Monday, July 24, 2006


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"She Can't Finish," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3278

Don't bother with:

Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, or Kimberly Stewart

Wednesday, February 01, 2006
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http://www.laineygossip.com/My_husband_on_Julia_Stiles.aspx

So I showed him these photos and you know what he said? He asked me if that was 'Miranda lesbo's' girlfriend. And by that of course he meant Cynthia Nixon. I know, I know. He's a total pig. But I confess..I had to laugh.

The thing is - he does have a point. I haven't felt a straight vibe from Julia Stiles for a long time now. And when you think about it, I guess that explains a lot.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006
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"Strong and not," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3878

PS. It’s NOT Denise and Charlie. Pul-ease. Like not even in the same fame universe, y’all.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_Salma_Hayek_Mos_Def_Salma_at_40.aspx

Salma at 40

Does this look like 40 to you? Definitely not to me. But it does look like a very, very beautiful Salma Hayek at the National Domestic Violence Hotline event on Thursday - so adorable, so endearing, so impassioned…so mystifyingly single.

You think George Clooney could handle this? Most of you don't approve of George saving Kidman. So will you approve of George saving Salma? Or the other way around?

Thursday, October 05, 2006
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"All Ages & Jonesing" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_Eric_Bana_From_Janet_M_about_Drew_Barrymore.aspx

My question: Since I've been reading your site, I don't think you've ever mentioned anything about Drew Barrymore. I'm curious - do you like her? hate her? What has she been up to lately?

Dear Janet:

I like Drew. A lot. She's irritating in a daisy, flowers, frou frou kind of way and I certainly don't approve of her friendship with Hermy Diaz, but not even a cold hearted bitch like me is immune to Drew's sweet, vulnerable appeal. And since she's currently making a movie about poker - my favourite guilty pleasure - with Eric Bana, I find her even more endearing. I hear Drew is still kickin' it with her rocker beau and I hear she's got a five year plan to be nominated for an Oscar. Considering her pedigree, I wouldn't bet against it. Although I do worry about some bad habits she is rumoured to have resurrected.

Sunday, January 15, 2006


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"Bad Habits" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_The_Daily_Overdressed_Jennifer_Love_Hewitt.aspx

Love, as she calls herself, was at an industry party the other day where most people showed up in cocktail dresses. But to make up for the fact that nobody wanted her at the Globes, Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to strap herself into a ballgown and try to steal the show. The good news is the girl is getting uglier and uglier every time I see her. What was once cute has rapidly turned into a rather witchy looking, very old, very tired, very hard face. My mother calls this a Payback Face - a face that bears the remnants of every selfish decision and every wronged other. Karma is indeed a bitch... non?

Friday, January 20, 2006
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_From_Katie_D_Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_is_a_New_Low.aspx

This is going back a while, and maybe I should be a little ashamed that I am thinking about blind items from 2 months ago when I'm supposed to be hard at work (pah!), but still wondering about 'A new low'! Help! If I remember correctly, JLH has been known to have a thing for married men. Could it be her? Would someone ever be the subject of two different blind items? Please throw me a bone over here! My friends and I won't sleep a wink until we figure this one out.

Dear Katie:

A worthy guess. But not JLH. Although I, like everyone else in the gossiping universe, am surprised to all f*cking hell about her success on that ghost talking show, the subject of A New Low is beyond tv. And, to my knowledge, has never had to dawdle below celluloid.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006
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