PS. Madonna is not being ignored. Also not Kate Beckinsale although she kicked hers not too long ago.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_04oct08.aspx
PS. Madonna is not being ignored. Also not Kate Beckinsale although she kicked hers not too long ago.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
PS. Madonna is not being ignored. Also not Kate Beckinsale although she kicked hers not too long ago.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Anger_Management_Blind_Item.aspx
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.
This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."
Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Update (10/15/08):
denial 1: Courteney Cox
denial 2: Jessica Alba
denial 3: Kim Basinger
denial 4: Debra Messing
denial 5: Kate Beckinsale
denial 6: Kate Hudson
denial 7: Nicole Ritchie
denial 8: Jennifer Connelly
denial 9: Rachel Weisz
denial 10: Jennifer Garner & Katie Holmes
denial 11: Salma Hayek
denial 12: Catherine Zeta-Jones
denial 13: Diane Lane
denial 14: Brooke Shields
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.
This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."
Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Update (10/15/08):
denial 1: Courteney Cox
denial 2: Jessica Alba
denial 3: Kim Basinger
denial 4: Debra Messing
denial 5: Kate Beckinsale
denial 6: Kate Hudson
denial 7: Nicole Ritchie
denial 8: Jennifer Connelly
denial 9: Rachel Weisz
denial 10: Jennifer Garner & Katie Holmes
denial 11: Salma Hayek
denial 12: Catherine Zeta-Jones
denial 13: Diane Lane
denial 14: Brooke Shields
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Rocco_Ritchie_Madge_and_Guy_on_the_town.aspx
A rare party experience for the Ritchies. So is your smutty sense tingling? By all accounts, Madge and Guy were very much together last night. No sign of awkwardness, no tension or pretension, just happy to be out and about with other major stars deserving of their time. And although her pink slinky reeks of cheap Beyonce, I think she looks great. Drunk but great. Great for any age and especially 47 - frozen face or not.
Monday, March 06, 2006
A rare party experience for the Ritchies. So is your smutty sense tingling? By all accounts, Madge and Guy were very much together last night. No sign of awkwardness, no tension or pretension, just happy to be out and about with other major stars deserving of their time. And although her pink slinky reeks of cheap Beyonce, I think she looks great. Drunk but great. Great for any age and especially 47 - frozen face or not.
Monday, March 06, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Rocco_Ritchie_Mrs_Ritchie_takes_a_fall.aspx
Poor Madge. On her 47th birthday, she goes horseback riding and ends up falling off. There were a few broken bones and several cracked ribs but it looks like our girl is going to OK. Don’t underestimate the Kabbalah/yoga combination. It’s miraculous. And I assure you, come November, she’ll be back to Vintage Madge, promoting her new dance tracks and hopefully NOT shoving her red string devotion down our throats. I can’t wait!
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Poor Madge. On her 47th birthday, she goes horseback riding and ends up falling off. There were a few broken bones and several cracked ribs but it looks like our girl is going to OK. Don’t underestimate the Kabbalah/yoga combination. It’s miraculous. And I assure you, come November, she’ll be back to Vintage Madge, promoting her new dance tracks and hopefully NOT shoving her red string devotion down our throats. I can’t wait!
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
http://laineygossip.com/The_Wrong_Colour_the_Wrong_Number.aspx
Let me save you some work: not Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez
Let me save you some work: not Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez
Monday, March 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM
PPS. Diva bitch at the photo shoot is not Katherine Heigl, not Jennifer Lopez, not Madonna.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3111
Don't bother with:
Melanie & Antonio
Madonna/Guy Ritchie
Will & Jada
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Don't bother with:
Melanie & Antonio
Madonna/Guy Ritchie
Will & Jada
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
PPPS. Madonna is not on Holiday Detox. Neither is Reese Witherspoon. Also not Drew Barrymore. Wrong riddle.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
http://www.laineygossip.com/Madonna_Guy_Ritchie_Revolver_New_York_screening.aspx
I really wish they’d hold hands, you know? Because every time Madonna and Guy Ritchie step out, they carry each other like my parents. This is not sexy.
So here they are last night in New York at a special screening for Revolver, a film Guy shot over 3 years ago and has yet to see an American release because it was so poorly received two years ago after it hit the film festival circuit.
Remember Madge and Guy at TIFF 2005? Great story behind this one:
They booked into the Soho Met in Toronto, penthouse suite. The Soho Met is renowned for this suite: three floors, 4,000 square feet, an elevator inside, two full size kitchens, wrap around balcony… word is it goes for $5K a night. Crazy.
Anyway, at the time, Gwyneth was also in town promoting Proof. Neither was aware they had reserved at the same hotel. So when Madge found out Gwynnie was staying in the same building, she turned the penthouse suite into a little girl’s party room and threw a girly bash for Apple. Apparently everyone at the festival ended up dropping by – Madge and Apple’s was the place to be!
But I digress.
About Revolver – it tanked in the UK. Which is why Guy hasn’t been up to much in years. But he’s tweaked the film and now Madge wants to help make Revolver a hit in the States so rumour has it she’s throwing her full weight behind it and inviting her famous friends in the hopes that last night’s premiere would attract much needed attention.
Guy has also been much more chatty of late, showing up on a few red carpets with the children, and granting an interview to Extra last week during which he talked about his headline-making family and their holiday rituals:
On Christmas:
"The kids are only allowed three presents. As long as the kids get three presents at Christmas, everyone’s being happy.”
On having more kids:
“Who knows. My wife and myself like kids so we’ll have to wait and see what happens."
My wife, my wife…is your smutty sense tingling??? Then again, my annoying Gwyneth does the same thing. She never refers to Chris by name, preferring to say “my husband” instead, as a way not to encourage interest, to keep the public at bay about her marriage. No doubt Guy will have the same excuse…though underneath, I hear there are much more complicated issues at work. But since it’s been a while since his wife fell off a horse or walked into door.
Back to that penthouse suite, just in case you’re interested…
The Metropolitan Hotels http://www.metropolitan.com/ group is running a special program from January – March 2008 offering random upgrades to EVERY hotel guest who books during that time in Toronto and Vancouver.
Which means that if you have a reservation at the Soho Met in Toronto, upon arrival, you may be upgraded immediately into Madonna’s penthouse suite at no additional cost. Or they might send you a basket full of Sarah Jessica Parker’s favourite spa items when she stayed there. Or in Vancouver, you could be treated to a Halle Berry mani/pedi and more luxury items…
If you score that Penthouse Suite, throw a party and invite me!
PS. Madge looks lovely, doesn't she? She should give Nicole Kidman a surgeon referral. Seriously.
Monday, December 03, 2007 at 7:27:15 AM
I really wish they’d hold hands, you know? Because every time Madonna and Guy Ritchie step out, they carry each other like my parents. This is not sexy.
So here they are last night in New York at a special screening for Revolver, a film Guy shot over 3 years ago and has yet to see an American release because it was so poorly received two years ago after it hit the film festival circuit.
Remember Madge and Guy at TIFF 2005? Great story behind this one:
They booked into the Soho Met in Toronto, penthouse suite. The Soho Met is renowned for this suite: three floors, 4,000 square feet, an elevator inside, two full size kitchens, wrap around balcony… word is it goes for $5K a night. Crazy.
Anyway, at the time, Gwyneth was also in town promoting Proof. Neither was aware they had reserved at the same hotel. So when Madge found out Gwynnie was staying in the same building, she turned the penthouse suite into a little girl’s party room and threw a girly bash for Apple. Apparently everyone at the festival ended up dropping by – Madge and Apple’s was the place to be!
But I digress.
About Revolver – it tanked in the UK. Which is why Guy hasn’t been up to much in years. But he’s tweaked the film and now Madge wants to help make Revolver a hit in the States so rumour has it she’s throwing her full weight behind it and inviting her famous friends in the hopes that last night’s premiere would attract much needed attention.
Guy has also been much more chatty of late, showing up on a few red carpets with the children, and granting an interview to Extra last week during which he talked about his headline-making family and their holiday rituals:
On Christmas:
"The kids are only allowed three presents. As long as the kids get three presents at Christmas, everyone’s being happy.”
On having more kids:
“Who knows. My wife and myself like kids so we’ll have to wait and see what happens."
My wife, my wife…is your smutty sense tingling??? Then again, my annoying Gwyneth does the same thing. She never refers to Chris by name, preferring to say “my husband” instead, as a way not to encourage interest, to keep the public at bay about her marriage. No doubt Guy will have the same excuse…though underneath, I hear there are much more complicated issues at work. But since it’s been a while since his wife fell off a horse or walked into door.
Back to that penthouse suite, just in case you’re interested…
The Metropolitan Hotels http://www.metropolitan.com/ group is running a special program from January – March 2008 offering random upgrades to EVERY hotel guest who books during that time in Toronto and Vancouver.
Which means that if you have a reservation at the Soho Met in Toronto, upon arrival, you may be upgraded immediately into Madonna’s penthouse suite at no additional cost. Or they might send you a basket full of Sarah Jessica Parker’s favourite spa items when she stayed there. Or in Vancouver, you could be treated to a Halle Berry mani/pedi and more luxury items…
If you score that Penthouse Suite, throw a party and invite me!
PS. Madge looks lovely, doesn't she? She should give Nicole Kidman a surgeon referral. Seriously.
Monday, December 03, 2007 at 7:27:15 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3878
She might speak her own mind, but I hear she doesn’t act her own mind. Tough as nails is what we thought all along. All of us. Which is why this is surprising the small but growing network of people who have been privy to the inside scoop – the real reason behind the rumoured rift in the relationship.
It’s not infidelity, it’s not career motivated, it’s not the workaholism but it’s much, much worse. Word is, he’s rough. He’s been rough. Physically rough. On two or three occasions. Serious occasions. And in textbook fashion, he’s tried to make amends every time. But the shocker of it all is that she’s textbook too. Because she takes it. In spite of the bravado and the image, she takes it. Which is the most heartbreaking thing of all. And if you think about it, she’s been taking it for years.
PS. It’s NOT Denise and Charlie. Pul-ease. Like not even in the same fame universe, y’all.
PPS. Unrelated but you know what I love? It’s when riddles I’ve put out there start to expose themselves. Especially the gay ones. I’ll be gracious for once and spare you the gloat but don’t forget who brought it to you first!
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Update (5/7/08):
incident
clue
denial 1: Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen
denial 2: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
denial 3: Catherine Zeta-Jones & Michael Douglas
denial 4: Heather Mills & Paul McCartney, David & Victoria Beckham, Will & Jada Smith
denial 5: Hilary Swank & Chad Lowe
denial 6: Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins
denial 7: Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas
reveal
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