"Breakup and Tune-up" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kirsten-Dunst-and-Fargo-co-star-Jesse-Plemons-kissing-on-Memorial-Day-weekend/44022

Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons worked together on Fargo. If you don’t know him, it means you haven’t watched Friday Night Lights. And if you haven’t watched Friday Night Lights, it means you’ve been ignoring my nagging …for years. Which, OK, fair enough. But don’t let a piece of sh-t like me stand in the way of you appreciating one of the best television series of the last decade.

Jesse, of course, played Landry. The lead singer of Crucifictorius. And now…

Landry gets the girl!

He and Kirsten were together on the weekend. And at one point, the paps photographed them kissing. He kinda looks here like he could be related to Garrett Hedlund, doesn’t he? Anyway, since the end of FNL, it’s actually Jesse who’s had the most successful career. He’s, ahem, a smart guy. He works on prestige television projects. He works on prestige film projects. He works. And he works steadily. And I feel like his trajectory might be similar to that of, say, a Bryan Cranston (and, yes, he was on Breaking Bad too). He might not “break” out until he’s in his 40s but when he does, everyone will be like, oh yeah, that guy, I’ve been watching him for years.

May 31, 2016 at 9:02 AM

Breakup and Tune-up

"Breakup and Tune-up" reveal

"Breakup and Tune-up" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kirsten-Dunst-and-Garrett-Hedlund-break-up-after-four-years-of-dating/43587

Kiki & Garrett are over

US Weekly broke the news yesterday that after four years together, Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund are over. Here they are at the Golden Globes at the beginning of the year. They seemed great together, then. And she’s been talking lately like it’s still great, mentioning recently in UK InStyle that “all I can say is it’s my longest relationship, so it’s working, right?!”

After US Weekly’s report, E! and PEOPLE both followed with confirmations of their own that the two are done. And it’s not just because they haven’t been photographed together for a while. The easy answer as to why, and probably what most magazines will end up attributing it to, is that she’s been talking like she wants to start a family and he wasn’t ready. So it’s lifestyle. But more than just that kind of lifestyle. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, and you’ve been, um, seeing it well, they started off with the same lifestyle. These days though, Garrett is super, super chill while Kiki prefers hers less smoke and more compounds.

Some sources have also observed that while they were happy, she always seemed more into it than he was. That for him, she wasn’t “the one” and that he may have always been waiting for another co-star who never looked at him the same way. How soon is too soon though to make suggestions? I have some. And we should start fresh.

April 13, 2016 at 7:14 AM

Breakup and Tune-up

"Breakup and Tune-up" clue

Breakup and Tune-up

http://www.laineygossip.com/Breakup-and-Tune-up-blind-riddle/43995

She exited a long relationship not too long ago. While they were together, they definitely partied, but he preferred a more chill vibe while she was getting too into the pills. Which is why he claims they ended it. Turns out, around the time of her split, she went to rehab for a tune-up and is now sober and re-focusing on her work. Her work, recently, was rather high profile, a prestige assignment. But she was miserable in that environment, not only trying to avoid bad habits but, apparently, not getting along with her colleagues; supposedly they never wanted to hear her opinions.

Now that she’s clean, her perspective has changed too. So she’s going around telling people that the reason she’s not with him anymore is because he’s not stimulating enough intellectually even though she was so attracted to him. There were a lot of romantic gestures, like dedicating his art to her, but ultimately she’s revised their history to read that she left because she wants someone smarter.

May 26, 2016 at 2:01 PM

Update (5/31/16):
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Breakup and Tune-up

"A New Low" revealed again

http://laineygossip.com/Rumour_Kirsten_Dunst_in_rehab_at_Le_Cirque.aspx

Last week it was reported that my Kiki was all loopy and sh*t at Sundance – click here for the Kiki SOS article - now the ever reliable Star Magazine is breaking the exclusive that she’s been admitted to Le Cirque though it’s not known her particular poison. Her publicist also has yet to make a statement and no major outlets at press time have corroborated the story. Given that it’s Star, it’s probably prudent to believe with caution.

But as mentioned last week, Kiki has had her share of demons… and if rehab is the truth, hopefully the decision was a preventative one, and not the result of a new low.

Drugs in Hollywood… time to stop glossing it over, non?

Wednesday, February 06, 2008 at 4:15:27 PM

"A New Low" revealed again

"A new low" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Shannon_Elizabeth_Paris_Hilton_Kirsten_Dunst_Teds_Blind_Item.aspx

Every gossip from here to Oslo (what's up Norway!!!) was buzzing yesterday about Ted Casablanca's brand new blind…a girl he called Jordy Junky. Details below…

If I were you, I wouldn't invite Jordache Junky to your son's bar mitzvah. She might lure him into a stairwell and do him. Now, don't get me wrong, girlfriends. Most boys would be thrilled to get into J2's prissy undies. I mean, she's been in, like, a million movies, many of which young boys just worship. That's why I can't believe what she pulled at a Hollywood bash last week. Gulp. There's no delicate way to put it, so here goes: J.J. banged a cater-waiter. And she didn't take him home in a doggie bag. Nope, J.J. jumped this dude's bones in the damn stairwell. If you think it sounds sexy in an Unfaithful kinda way, hold yer Trojans. She was wasted. And while most of the gals her age dig cocaine, J2's more of a, well, horse girl. Yep, she was smacked out. Poof. Oh, Jordache. I'm sorry 'bout all yer on-and-off relationship woes. I'm also sad for yer latest flicks--which fail on a lotta freakin' levels. But really, honey. A catering dude in a stairwell at an Industry party?! The above shoulda been the stuff on which porn movies are based--not some sad little episode that had the guy's colleagues nodding their heads in pitiful tsk-tsks. I hear nobody even broke a damn sweat! What kind of friggin' sex act is that--something George and Laura do? Now, I know you're not friends with Paris Hilton. But maybe you should be?

Now many of you have emailed me, convinced that it's Brittany Murphy, primarily because she models for Jordache jeans…a very good assumption. Me? I think that's too easy. Besides, Brittany is not embroiled in any 'on-and-off relationship woes. ' At least not publicly. My guess is Kirsten Dunst. We all know about the Jake situation. And these recent photos of her, trashed beyond belief, leaving a recent Elizabethtown event, would seem to corroborate my choice. So…what say all of you???

Thursday, October 27, 2005

"A new low" clue

"A New Low" revealed again

http://laineygossip.com/Rumour_Kirsten_Dunst_showing_signs_of_breakdown_at_Sundance.aspx

Rumour has it, Kiki was so loopy at Sundance her friends had to apologise that she’s “not in a good place right now.” Thing is, other than a marathon makeout session with Josh Hartnett, word out of Park City that week was that she was pretty low key and super professional, there to promote a short film she directed. In fact, the festival overall this year was pretty tame…

Having said that, my Kiki has in the past allegedly indulged in some very alarming habits, resulting in some alarmingly brazen behaviour. Especially when it comes to boys. Is Kiki the next? The next in line for a mug shot… or even worse?

Her saving grace just might be her friends. Here’s Kiki a couple of weeks ago lunching with real girlfriends. Kiki, unlike so many of the others, actually has real friends. Real girlfriends. Quite a novelty.

Do you hear a bell?

Friday, February 01, 2008 at 6:06:49 AM

"A New Low" revealed again

"A New Low" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kirsten_Dunst_From_Kersti_E_Kirsten_Dunst_wants_attention_.aspx

Is anything for attention Kirsten Dunst?

Dear Kersti,

Kiki doesn't chase attention. At least not as much as she chases other things. No, Kiki's not your girl. Kiki is vain in a more fringe/off kilter corner whereas Ms. Nipply's vanity runs a mainstream wave. And while we're at it, Kiki is actually a bonafide movie star while the other one…not so much.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

"A New Low" revealed

"A New Low" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kirsten_Dunst_Leonardo_DiCaprio_Lourdes_Leon_Leo_and_Kiki.aspx

Pray Goddess…please let this be true. Several gossip sources, including US Weekly, are reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kirsten Dunst were seen getting very close at a club last weekend and you know what this means, don't you??? It means that our Jakey might finally be freed from her skank ass grip! Seriously though, if you think about it, Leo and Kiki? They make total sense to me. The same layer of weird pasty slime, the same holier than thou attitude that only comes with the most disconnected child stars, the same sh*tty attitude about fame, even though they happen to live in the most high profile town in the world and date the most high profile people in the world. Can you think of a more perfect couple??? Leo & KD fuh-evah!

Friday, November 18, 2005

"A New Low" clue

"A New Low" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Guilty_Generosity.aspx

All previous blind items are closed, but as you read last week, pay attention. At one point or another, I always spill it somewhere else.

As you know from previous teaser subjects, sleeping with a member of the crew isn’t exactly a rare occurrence. Begging for it like our skank bitch did last week is probably unique. But trust me when I tell you, mingling with the commoners is actually par for the dance floor. Which is what this superstar did a couple of years ago on the set of one of her biggest vehicles. He was her booty call, her go to guy. And he was smitten, totally thought it would last past filming, until he found out afterwards that she was doin’ 2 other dudes simultaneously. Damn. That’s quite an appetite.

However, one should never forget their down home manners, which is why she compensates for her promiscuity by lavishing this ex boytoy with $1,000 worth of clothing every Christmas, as a thank you for past services rendered. And now that she’s free to roam, perhaps she’ll renew their previous dalliance. I’ll keep you posted.

One guess for this one, but there won’t be a follow up clue. And there are A LOT of hints in this one. So use them wisely.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

"A New Low" clue

A new low

http://www.laineygossip.com/A_new_low.aspx

Man, does this girl ever have her share of skeletons. We’re going back a little while but I guess some things never change. And it’s especially shocking considering that she doesn’t exactly have to beg for professional attention.

On the set. She’s lonely. She’s desperate. She’s had a particularly bad day of shooting. And so she needs a pick me up. A certain married crew member has caught her eye. And he has shunned her every attempt at flirtation, even though the Mrs. is far, far away. On this occasion however, the actress was particularly persuasive. And if you are prudish – you do NOT want to read the next part. Consider yourself warned.

Come on, she said, you don’t have to touch me. Just let me go down on you, baby. Please. Please let me just taste you. Shocker of shockers - Can you believe he turned her away???

One guess. You know the drill. Good luck. And it’s NOT as easy as you think.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

A lower low

http://www.laineygossip.com/A_lower_low_.aspx

You’d assume she’d have the married man fired for his rejection…right? Well actually, she didn’t. It intrigued her, it only increased her fancy. And so she continued to proposition him with more and more outrageous offers. Now here’s the one that almost broke him – CAUTION NOT FOR THE PRUDISH. I have a friend, she said. A girl friend. She’ll come with me and you can have us both. From any direction.

I’m not going to lie, gossips. He was very, very tempted. But since he was already gettin’ it pretty good from a cute little blonde extra without the baggage, he actually passed. The star was apparently unfazed. She didn’t hold a grudge and she wasn’t upset. But she persisted, every single day, until the end of the shoot.

And it’s not any one of the Desperate Housewives. One guess. Good luck.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Update (4/29/08):
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denial: Jennifer Love Hewitt
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A new low

"Anything for attention," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kirsten_Dunst_From_Kersti_E_Kirsten_Dunst_wants_attention_.aspx

Is anything for attention Kirsten Dunst?

Dear Kersti,

Kiki doesn't chase attention. At least not as much as she chases other things. No, Kiki's not your girl. Kiki is vain in a more fringe/off kilter corner whereas Ms. Nipply's vanity runs a mainstream wave. And while we're at it, Kiki is actually a bonafide movie star while the other one…not so much.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

"Anything for attention," it's not...