"A New Low" clue


Pray Goddess…please let this be true. Several gossip sources, including US Weekly, are reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kirsten Dunst were seen getting very close at a club last weekend and you know what this means, don't you??? It means that our Jakey might finally be freed from her skank ass grip! Seriously though, if you think about it, Leo and Kiki? They make total sense to me. The same layer of weird pasty slime, the same holier than thou attitude that only comes with the most disconnected child stars, the same sh*tty attitude about fame, even though they happen to live in the most high profile town in the world and date the most high profile people in the world. Can you think of a more perfect couple??? Leo & KD fuh-evah!

Friday, November 18, 2005

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