Showing posts with label Carrie Underwood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carrie Underwood. Show all posts

"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number," it's not...

Monday, March 10, 2008
PS. Carrie Underwood is not the Wrong Girl.
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"No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing," it's not...

Monday, March 03, 2008
PS. Carrie Underwood is a total bitch, yes. But she’s not this total bitch who actually isn't alone. A dude has now joined the No Talking Club. More on that later.
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"New Bitch Unwelcome" revealed again

http://laineygossip.com/Carrie_Underwood_Grammys_2008.aspx

Didn’t think it was possible but this hair is actually WORSE than Ken Paves. When you can actually SEE the line of the hairpiece, it’s pretty much rock bottom hair. In these times, with this kind of access, it is CRIMINAL to rock a cheap weave. CRIMINAL.

What makes it even more pathetic is that you can practically smell her objective. She wanted it so badly. She wanted to be the blonde babe with the blonde locks, the perfect American country girl who lands on the cover of People Magazine proclaimed as the best dressed for the MiniVan Majority. Wouldn’t you know it… they did.

On the other hand, Tom Ford is probably moving her from his Charity List to his Never List…

As for whether or not this girl has the power of potential transformation a la Faith Hill – I say no. You need humility for that. And a healthy dose of respect. But Carrie Underwood is all about Carrie Underwood. Trust.

Monday, February 11, 2008
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"New Bitch Unwelcome" revealed

http://laineygossip.com/Chace_Crawford_is_a_bitch_at_a_charity_event.aspx

Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo.

Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Chace was to arrive and pick out gifts for sick kids and a press release was sent out alerting media to the event.

So the media showed up. Only upon arrival, his reps freaked out and claimed Chase would not be comfortable with the press around, pushing reporters outside to wait in the cold.

SO WHY SEND OUT A PRESS RELEASE? Why arrange a photo opp if there are to be no photos?

Let’s be clear here: he wasn’t BUYING presents out of his own pocket. He was just there to PICK them and have his picture taken so that other people would be inspired by his gesture. However, pretty boy and his peeps are apparently not with it enough to understand that you can’t take a picture without a camera. Is science class not mandatory in high school anymore???

Unfortunately it seems like Chace arrived in a pissy mood, did not crack a smile the entire time, didn’t bother to take off his coat and hat, obviously intending to get it over with as soon as possible. Said an observer:

“He clearly doesn’t want to be here.”

Sounds like Carrie.

Am reposting Chase’s Tom Cruise temptation from yesterday. The gays loved it. Especially my Main ‘Mo Darren who claims he once posed like that in a tux back in the day too. Send me the pic, bitch!

Friday, December 14, 2007 at 9:36:56 AM
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"New Bitch Unwelcome" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kelly_Clarkson_Country_Sweetheart_insecure_and_jealous_.aspx

Shit…now here’s a shocker. A sweetheart not so much???

Received an email from the lovely AC in Texas:

Hi Lainey!

Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo were at a very nice restaurant in South Lake, Texas recently. Tony was a charmer and Carrie was a complete and total BITCH! Neither Please nor Thank You ever came out of her mouth! My friend was refilling water when an older lady came by and asked Carrie for an autograph and Carrie barked at her and told her to go away. After the meal was over and they were leaving, my friend asked Tony for his autograph bc her little sister is obsessed. Tony of course happily obliged asking the sisters name and age. Carrie threw a fit and started interrogating Tony questioning why he needed to know her age, finally storming out with him following her. I was born and raised in Dallas, and honey I have the best manners…maybe they don’t teach you that in Oklahoma, but maybe the bitch needs some lessons from Kelly Clarkson!

Ouch.

Maybe she’s not really that bad? Girl’s been looking kinda little – not eating can make you grumpy.

Could eating be the cure for the raging attitude?

I think yes.

Friday, January 19, 2007


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"New Bitch Unwelcome" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Carrie_Underwood_CMAs_2007.aspx

Country’s reigning princess won big last night. And as you can see, Carrie Underwood’s stayed close stylistically to her roots. The waves, the curls, the gold tacky dress… this is a girl who knows how to please her fanbase.

Well done.

Having said that, it’s apparently no secret – Carrie Underwood isn’t exactly a sweetheart. Rumour has it she’s a demanding, crusty, petty bitch…the kind of bitch with demands and shit, like don’t talk to me, like I want this and that, and do you know who I am? At least she was last year.

Maybe she’s turned a new leaf?

From the sounds of it last night… not likely. Am told she allegedly had no time for most other female artists especially newcomer Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler. Supposedly she feels threatened and was not terribly kind or gracious to Taylor, apparently visibly irritated when Taylor showed up in a similarly shaded prom dress.

As for Kellie – she had a meltdown on stage and now some are claiming Carrie was laughing about it all night, openly deriding the girl for being so “embarrassing”. Sources say Carrie that while Carrie is an industry phenom and undoubtedly talented, her ego is growing out of control, to the point that she is not winning any friends among Nashville’s established.

But look at her. She looks so sweet. Like wholesome country corn. A girl like this can’t be a bitch, right?

Thursday, November 08, 2007


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Gotta pay your dues in any industry…but especially in hers. However, it seems like the New Bitch doesn’t care for respecting the veterans in her business and so she is making enemies of almost everyone she works with and everyone who works with everyone she works with. For such a close knit community, this certainly doesn’t bode well, especially when the freshman glow starts to recede.

But such foresight has escaped her and she’s burning bridges left right and centre, issuing demands normally reserved for bonafide legends in the business and treating the “workers” like they were born to serve her. During a recent tantrum, when she was given some professional advice, and instead of taking the criticism and learning from it, she waved her finger around, humiliating the person trying to help her, and tore him a new asshole: “I don’t need you to tell me what to do. I AM (this business) and I saved it too!” and then of course sulked for an hour and refused to work.

And then there’s the insecurity. The minute another big name female gets brought up, the backstabbing begins. “Oh please… she is so fat next to me, she should just go home” or “Girl is gettin’ OLD! She should stop worrying about what I’m doing – it’s stressin’ her out!”

Now as women…let’s face it… we are ALL catty. But the smart ones do it in a safe environment, with our girls, with those we trust. But the New Bitch’s ego is so out of control, she drops her insults everywhere, all the time, and she thinks she’s above repercussion.

Dead Wrong.

With the exception of her own team – and they’re milking her dry anyway – most people in the industry hate her with a passion. And while they would never intentionally bring her down, they will certainly make her feel unwelcome. So one day when she needs a friend, she may not have anyone to help. Hospitality is not an eternal river.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Update (3/29/08):
clue
denial: Katie Couric & Meredith Vieira
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3

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