"Text Harassment" reveal #3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Courteney_Cox_and_David_Arquette_announce_trial_separation_12oct10.aspx

Cox & Arquette: Coincidence or Conspiracy?

It’s one of my favourite questions.

As you now know, they announced a “trial separation” yesterday that’s actually been in effect for months. Something about trying to discover each other, themselves, and boundaries. It was written by a therapist and vetted by a publicist and the timing is curious on more than one level.

First, as TMZ reported, David’s been hooking up with some trick called Jasmine Waltz. She’s the broad who beat down Lindsay Lohan a few months ago. Photos were about to surface of the two of them together. So it was a pre-emptive strike. David called into Howard Stern this morning to confirm that he’s been having sex with Jasmine, but only after he and Courteney shut it down which was four months ago.

David also told Stern that Courteney doesn’t want to “mother” him anymore and that they remain the best of friends and that they do indeed hope to reunite but that they haven’t been intimate in months. Holy f-cking candid. I’ve decided I love him.

Click here for more details.

You’ll note then that David reveals that they split around June which, conveniently, was very shortly after rumours emerged that Courteney was allegedly having an affair with her Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Oh but would it really have been the first time...?

You don’t think their relationship was conventional like that do you? How long is your gossip memory? Especially when it’s blind? Trust me when I tell you neither of them would find text messages incriminating, although others in a different position might not agree.

But Courteney Cox is a Friend. And she’s friends with a Friend. And she’s a Mom. She’s supposed to be Just Like Me. Or, rather, You.

They really never are.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 8:51 AM

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"Text Harassment" reveal #3

"Text Harassment" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Courteney_Cox_honoured_at_Crystal__Lucy_Awards_June_2010__02june10.aspx

This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze’s, especially since Cox’s Third Lip protrusion was kept to a minimum, but with many similarities nonetheless, particularly something around the eyes and cheeks, and made even more obvious when she’s posing next to Vanessa Hudgens who is 24 years – a quarter of a century! – her junior and they look practically the same.

What?

Oh right.

It’s all Kinerase. Cox is the spokesperson.

David’s presence at Courteney’s side last night flies in the face of recent reports, courtesy Star Magazine, that Courteney is having an affair with her Cougartown co-star Brian Van Holt. A tryst with a co-star? Never. An understanding with her husband? Of course not. History repeats itself, a different show, the same behaviour? Rdiculous.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010 at 8:14 AM

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"Text Harassment" revealed again

"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_03mar09.aspx

PS. Ellen and Portia are not not eating. Good one! Also not the Arquettes or Kevin and Kyra.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

Cabo

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cabo_blind_iten_and_George_Clooney_in_Washington_after_holidays_with_Cindy_Crawford_and_Rande_Gerber.aspx

Much as I wish I had access to his schedule, I’ve no idea what George Clooney is doing in Washington. The inauguration is still a week away. Perhaps more lobbying? Whatever the reason, he arrived there today all smiles, looking fit and vibrant and full of charisma as usual and as enjoyable as the Globes were on Sunday, there would have been an added element of A list had he been there, non?

George however has said he has a policy. He doesn’t go unless he’s nominated, or unless he’s the incumbent ready to pass on the crown.

He spent the holidays in Cabo with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber and there was no word of his usual paid shenanigans, of the entertainment variety, but there are those who are convinced that the reason Cindy ever tolerated Rande’s alleged philandering is because she negotiated a pass with his BFF. There’s never been any slamdunk evidence to support this but while those sorts of arrangements would shock the suburbs, in Hollywood it’s par for the course.

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In fact, it’s the only way one long standing celebrity marriage is able to survive even though she would have you believe that it’s a commitment to therapy and communication. A cheat for a cheat. It works for them. For reference and association purposes, we’ll call this one Cabo.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 at 4:59 PM

Cabo

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http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=5713

Happily married comes in all shapes and sizes. By conventional definition, both spouses are faithful, both spouses expect fidelity, and when all goes to plan, both spouses adhere to the gameplan…happily ever after.

There are however some couples who can make it work by a different playbook – typically called an Open Marriage when one or the other or both can explore outside the marital bed boundaries but remain committed spiritually, emotionally, and most importantly…financially.

Such is the case with Her and her Famous But-not-as-Famous Husband.

On the heels of a career rejuvenation of sorts, partners now both on and off screen, a true family at last, our A-list wife is experiencing a sexual awakening not entirely satisfied by her spouse. Instead, she has set her sights on a number of periphery players, most recently an employee of sorts – the only problem is that the employee is engaged and, truth be told so he says, isn’t really interested in stepping out on his bride-to-be with his Actress Boss…but isn’t that the definition of sexual harassment in the workplace?

Unfortunately, the Actress Boss isn’t taking no for an answer and much to his Fiancee’s horror, Actress Boss has taken to texting the object of her desire repeatedly – texts so explicit and so detailed and so full on horny and actually so really, really hot, regular readers of Hustler would have a hard time not blushing. And the worst part? The Fiancee, poor girl, found them. She read them, she hit the roof, she wants to call off the wedding but he keeps pleading innocence and harassment.

At the start of what might be a promising career, saying NO could jeopardize his future – at least that’s his excuse. Oh yeah – and he also says the Actress Boss could just be “method acting” – deliberately crossing the line to bring out a more authentic performance which sounds to me like a dude who wants to keep his job and his pecker inside his job.

Lame joke yes…but couldn’t resist. Please forgive?

And it’s not Anne Heche.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Update (10/12/10):
denial 1: Anne Heche
denial 2: Jennifer Lopez & Demi Moore
denial 3: Julia Roberts & Jada Pinkett Smith
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3

The bitchery of Courteney Cox continued
The Belle from Hell

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