Net Neutrality!!

"How he lost it" clue

You think Kanye West has a big ego?

As obnoxious as Kanye can be, and I love him for it so much, there’s no ego bigger than the ego of a 16 year old boy-child superstar with the world at his feet. And if you think he’s too young and wholesome and milk and cookies sweet to swagger with the best of them, just because he calls his mommy and remembers to thank God, you haven’t been paying enough attention to Celebrity.

So Justin Bieber’s baby fever is apparently getting hot for Emma Watson. Yeah. Emma Watson. And apparently this is how he would entertain Emma Watson:

“I would love to take her out for dinner. It would be great if she could come to one of my concerts, then we could hang out afterward. I love the fact she is one of the biggest female movie stars, but has chosen to go back to college. It shows she is really grounded and normal.”

Yes, little guy, but are you?

Hey girl, come to my show, watch them watching me, screaming, and wanting, and then consider yourself lucky to have some of my time.



Emma’s not going anywhere near it. But she’ll get hated for it anyway. You’ve heard how TwiHard his fans can get, right? She’s in danger now. Like deep, deep sh-t.

Friday, August 20, 2010 at 10:28 AM

How he lost it
[Comment From Kaley ]
Lainey what are your thoughts on Chelsea Handler dating 50 cent. She's always been pro gay and he constantly makes homophobic remarks. Has she jumped the shark with this relationship and her friendship with Aniston. There seems to not be any more edge.
Lainey: Kaley - yeah, I agree. Lost edge. And, frankly, her jokes about Lindsay Lohan getting cranked are probably a little hypocritical.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 11:56 AM

Her First Request
[Comment From Michelle ]
Natalie Portman is up her ass? Hmm perhaps she's the girl counter part of the blind riddle...
Lainey: Michelle - no, she's not. And being up her own ass isn't necessarily a bad thing. Nice people are overrated.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 11:56 AM

How he lost it
[Comment From kk ]
alex rodrigez is the blind item right??
Lainey: KK - no.
[Comment From brigha ]
Please tell me the blind isn't Cory Monteith...
Lainey: brigha - not him
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 11:56 AM

How he lost it
Lainey: Clue clue clue: fixating on the physical size of the ass and the notoriety of it isn't leading you in the right direction.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 11:56 AM

How he lost it
[Comment From Mina ]
Lainey and Sarah... there is lots of speculation that Demi checked into rehab for coke, sex problems, and an eating disorder. thoughts or confirmations? denials? do you know?
Lainey: Mina - there are a lot of rumours flying around about her alleged promiscuity. I don't know if I believe all of it, but I believe *some* of it. They all have eating disorders. Some just manage it better than others. And she has the full list of other sh-t that comes with child stardom too. So all in all, it's a long list of drama.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 11:56 AM

How he lost it

[Comment From Molly ]
blind: joe jonas and ashley greene?
Lainey: Molly - no
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 11:56 AM

How he lost it


The Dog Whisperer in Victoria

Cesar Millan is touring. There was a show in Victoria, British Columbia earlier this week and I have heard from a few people who were there, all with rather negative reviews. Not just like – oh, I didn’t find his information helpful or he just repeats the tv show, nothing new here, but like straight up OFFENDED, full on hate, will never ever support him again. Que???? You’re shocked, right? Should you be shocked?

Before I go into the details though, in the spirit of fairness, please do write to me if you were at the Cesar Millan show in Victoria and did not see this go down, or if you interpreted his words differently. Let me know if you thought it was wonderful and were not insulted. Because the way Lindsay P saw it that night, well, she called him a “total prick”. Her abridged account is below:

I went and SAW Cesar's "show" last night in Victoria, BC and I will be SHOCKED if I am the first person to write you in regards to that garbage. For the entire last half of the seminar I was composing this email to you in my head in complete ANGER. The first half started out fine... he was charming and funny and me and my sister decided we didn't CARE if you were right and he was a prick we loved him anyways....

THEN he kicked off the second half after intermission by comparing dogs to women in third world countries. Not even kidding you. You see Lainey, dogs today have too much food and affection. They are fat and loved but they have no discipline and exercise and therefore are unhappy.... women in third world countries, well they have no food and no affection but plenty of discipline and exercise and they are unhappy too. You see? Dogs and women need food, love, discipline and exercise, all FOUR....just imagine if you tried to tell a woman to go to the gym... you have to TRICK them into doing it HAR HAR HAR... just like dogs. The arena went SILENT. This comparison carried on for about 5 minutes while he tried to dig himself out. It didn't work and he has lost me and I HOPE any other woman in that arena at that point.

The show went downhill pretty quickly from that point on. Some other points of disbelief and total stupidity included:

* Asking an audience member who adopted her dog from Kuwait if that was a place in Victoria
* Not understanding that Victoria was a City in a PROVINCE IN CANADA and not Canada in its entirety
* Many, many, Many "Jokes" regarding his illegal boarder jumping to America, immigration and Tacos
* The show in its entirety being laced with American jabs. The fat people, too stupid to walk a dog, the only race to elect and re-elect and follow an unstable "pack leader"

I can't WAIT until he brings this garbage to the States. I recognize that we as Canadians are probably to polite to boo him off the stage but I hope that SOMEONE WILL. He actually had a perfect analogy for it... The reason the little dogs think they are bigger and better than everyone else at the dog park is because they live in the arms of their master, at eye level, taller than all the other dogs. That's Cesar in a nut shell... being carried around on top of his fame and money and thinking he is better than everyone else. It is disgusting.

That is 3 hours and 70 dollars of my life I will never get back!

Cesar Millan is currently promoting a new book: Cesar’s Rules: Your Way to Train a Well-Behaved Dog.

Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 8:40 AM

Bad with people

Katherine Heigl went for lunch yesterday with her mother. Always with the mother. Here’s another one who is rarely seen with girlfriends. I imagine Katie Heigl is one of those “You Should” kind of friends. You should do this, you should do that, I would do this, I would do that, she knows everything.

Is that something you get from your mom, like table manners? In these photos, gesticulating at the same time she and her ma seem to be you should-ing each other. Katie’s last movie Life As We Know It, currently in theatres, was not a huge success. For you fans of The Outlander series this could mean she might have trouble making that movie happen. Good news or bad news?

Wednesday, October 27, 2010 at 12:01 PM

She's a piece of work
[Comment From Pie ]
Um hello, where are Jennifer Anistons whereabouts? is she wroking on a new film or what? this is the longest I have not heard or saw her name in the press
Lainey: Pie - yeah because she got shamed into hiding after that dude said he f-cked her as a beltnotch.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010 at 11:45 AM

Another Winner

How he lost it

What’s “it”? What else?

He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time was certainly not conventional, at least not when I was growing up, but then again, maybe that’s what they do at summer camp now: losing your virginity through the backdoor...? Like he doesn’t have enough to swagger about these days, he also gets to boast about the fact that he’s already tried what so many boys to men and grown men want to try so badly. Now that’s a story that he can tell forever, and probably will, in a few years, when everyone stops caring.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 7:22 AM

Update (03/15/11):