Showing posts with label Chris Martin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Martin. Show all posts

"Her nickname for him" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/katy-perry-chris-martin-reportedly-hooked-up-at-glastonbury/47323

According to the UK Sun, Brad Pitt and Sienna Miller hooked up at Glastonbury this weekend. Brad Pitt evidently doesn’t want us to think or know this because Gossip Cop is trying to discredit the story, citing two sources on Brad’s side who insist it didn’t go down like that. Sure.

In addition to their report about Brad and Sienna, the Sun is also saying that Katy Perry and Chris Martin also hooked up at Glastonbury. Supposedly they were seen holding hands. Chris was also supposedly seen kissing another artist, Dua Lipa, the day before. His reps have denied the Dua Lipa part but so far haven’t commented on the Katy Perry rumours. So, basically, Chris Martin is doing at a music festival what a lot of people do at music festivals: random.

What if, though? What if Katy and Chris make it beyond a festival weekend? That is if he is actually no longer with Annabelle Wallis. With Annabelle, Chris seemed much more comfortable being out in public. They danced down the street together in Paris, remember? That could be because Annabelle isn’t as well-known as… well… his ex-wife, for starters. And also Jennifer Lawrence. Katy Perry is definitely more on the Paltrow-Lawrence level of fame than Annabelle Wallis. Like in any possible Katy Perry-Chris Martin equation, Katy Perry is the bigger deal. That worked for Orlando Bloom because Orlando was desperate for a boost. But I’m not sure that works for Chris Martin. If he couldn’t handle having the paps around when he was with GP, what would it be like around Katy Perry? As for what Katy would be getting out of this, Jennifer Lawrence would know. She used to have a nickname for it.

June 26, 2017 at 1:30 PM

Her nickname for him




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Her nickname for him

http://www.laineygossip.com/Her-nickname-for-him-blind-riddle/31437

His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she's been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn't been shy about sharing, is "Monster Cock". Which is flattering, I guess, if you're in college or Vegas. But it's probably a little immature and maybe even a little disrespectful, all things considered.

September 30, 2014 at 7:24 AM

Update (6/27/17):
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"Rough patch, happy ending" reveal #2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Chris_Martin_with_Coldplay_South_American_tour_after_spending_week_with_Gwyneth_Paltrow_in_Nashville.aspx

This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. The couple was also spotted together in New York for a quick weekend away. Maybe she’s exhausted the organic barley supply in Tennessee.

The point?

All is well with the Martins. Another late year rough patch has been hurdled and the perfect life has been preserved. Until, of course, another Kate Bosworth type skanks around again. Or maybe this time he’s been warned to keep his sh-t in line. Also, no lawsuit mounted against Star Magazine yet.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 7:58 AM

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"Rough patch, happy ending" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Star_Magazine_reports_that_Chris_Martin_cheats_on_Gwyneth_Paltrow_with_Kate_Bosworth.aspx

Gwyneth humiliated

Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again.

Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. But here’s why this report might be different. Because several magazines were investigating it a few days ago. I received calls about it on Saturday from other magazines. Chris and Kate were supposedly kissing in the open at a U2 show in Vegas two weeks ago in plain view. Which means that there was more than one witness. And each witness went to a tabloid. And each tabloid was scrambling to source it. And Star Magazine beat everyone else to the punch.Because their fact checkers are faster? Heh. Needless to say, reps for all three have issued denials. Because reps NEVER EVER lie.

The new issue of Star Magazine hits stands tomorrow. etalk has a special preview tonight. So should we believe it?

Well…

There's precedent. I’ve been telling you about Kate Bosworth. My sources told me she allegedly pursued Jim Sturgess relentlessly during 21 without respecting the fact that he had a girlfriend. She did the same recently with Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood. She does not seem to care. If she wants it, she goes for it. Must be a food deficiency. And of course whatever “happy” makes her happy.

As for Chris Martin… if you’ve been reading this site long enough, you already know about those old rumours. London was buzzing about something with a civilian nearly two years ago and more recently, Chris and Gwyneth hit a rough patch like this before that resulted in a positive resolution. But those were kept undercover. They were not blown out publicly with G plastered all over the papers, embarrassingly portrayed as the jilted, homely wife betrayed for a younger version of herself.

How utterly…common.

And that’s the humiliation, isn’t it? Not only is her husband cheating, but now it’s become supermarket material. Gwyneth’s face alongside Jon & Kate plus 8. In her circle, this s the ultimate insult.

And you hate her so much, you’ll probably say she deserves it. Yeah, Gwyneth deserves a lot of snark, she deserves your derision a lot of the time too. But she doesn’t deserve a prick ass husband and a skank crank hag who always hankers for what doesn’t belong to her.

Watch etalk tonight for more details on what Kate and Chris were doing and how flagrantly they behaved afterwards.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 8:12 AM
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"Rough patch, happy ending" clue 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_GOOP_on_lasting_relationships.aspx

GOOPy on marriage


3 in a row!

No recipes!

Instead, this week’s GOOP is about relationships. Her opening paragraph is short and promising. And then it gets all clinical and a little zen lotus tree huggy, posing this question to the experts:

“What does it take to sustain a happy and successful relationship or marriage?”

Gwyneth writes that “a long-term relationship between two people is an ever evolving organism. Some stay the course, some fall, all stumble.”

Rumour has it her stumbles have been recent. But that she’s been able to move past the betrayals in service of keeping the picture pretty. Needless to say, G doesn’t offer any personal insight, nor does she tell us what really happened between Madge and Guy.

Is there a secret to a happy and successful marriage?

According to Jada Pinkett Smith, it’s lots of sex. And sex in a limo on the way to the Oscars. With each other??? There are doubters…

As for Gwyneth and Chris, even though it looked shaky 6 months ago, with tabloids reports calling for a split, right now by all accounts they are more solid than ever. It’s what you can bear. Girls like Gwyneth were born to bear in exchange.

Click here
for GOOP on marriage.

Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 12:05 PM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_trying_to_save_marriage_and_perky_breasts.aspx

Page Six is suggesting today that Gwyneth Paltrow got a boob job. Something about her flashing a nipple in her movie Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix and her breast looking like that of a 15 year old. It’s an assertion based solely on observation, they claim.

Sigh.

They don’t know my G. My G has always had small bubbies. And now that she’s working out like an obsessed fiend trying to block out the misery of a miserable marriage, they’ve just reverted to tiny size. It’s hard to sag when there’s nothing to sag.

More interesting are the reports this week in the NY Daily News that she and Chris Martin are trying desperately to save their relationship by shutting themselves away at home and rekindling the flame. If you’ve been reading my blog long enough you’ll know already about the rumours that have been raging in London for ages – that he was stepping out, allegedly with some lawyer, a civilian, and that theirs has been a fractured (and irreparable?) union since after the birth of Moses.

It would explain a lot. It would explain her pathetic GOOP. The gays are obsessed with it. Deano, my heartbreakingly beautiful, SOOOO beautiful, young gay friend who looks forward to every Thursday, opening up his inbox and seeing her sad attempt at Martha waiting for him to ridicule.

It’s embarrassing this GOOPy endeavour. It’s so not Gwyneth. It’s so obsequious. It’s so common. Frankly it’s so disappointing. My Gwynnie should never have to try so hard. Like she might even want to be your friend. Or worse still… my friend! Ew! It’s breaking my heart every day, to say nothing of aligning herself to that fitness lady with the shady past. Ugh.

I want my Gwyneth back.

Friday, December 12, 2008 at 8:49 AM
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Rough patch, happy ending

http://www.laineygossip.com/Rough_patch_happy_ending_blind_item.aspx

He’d strayed before with a civilian but she can handle a civilian. Their most recent rough patch however was a result of his affair with a gorgeous one hit wonder. Professional and personal lines all tangled up, especially since there was already some history between the two, and it was a humiliation that pushed the marriage to the brink.

They took some time away from each other and re-evaluated and while it comes as no shock that she was willing to preserve the white picket fence his decision to end it with his paramour did surprise some who thought he was done with that life.

In the end, there is still a lot of love there. And they are doing what they think is best for the kids too.

All’s well now. For now.

3 famous people involved.

Friday, July 31, 2009 at 12:23 PM

Update (3/03/10):
denial 1: Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn & Natalie Portman

clue 1
clue 2
reveal 1

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"Banned Band," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_02apr09.aspx

PS. Coldplay isn’t banned. Also not Simple Plan. They are the sweetest. Quick Simple Plan story – one of our friends had the roughest Juno Sunday. Horrible. She loves Simple Plan. So Michelle, Laura, and I, at one of the label parties on Sunday night, we saw the band, and since I had interviewed them on the red carpet, we asked them if they could call her to say hi, cheer her up. No problem. Jeff takes the cell phone into the washroom for, several minutes he’s missing, and by the time we talked to her again, she’s giggling, she’s dying, and she said he kept telling her to “come to the party”. Adorable. I love them.

Thursday, April 2, 2009
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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_05mar09.aspx

PS. Chris and Gwyneth are not married anorexics.

Thursday, March 05, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_supports_Chris_Martin_Coldplay_at_War_Child_show.aspx

Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs.

As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their recent marital hump.

Per usual, the two were not photographed together. This is Chris at the after party. The band also performed at the Brits last night too. Am told his voice was still weak-ish but overall he sounded better than on Grammy night.

Am more concerned about his green hat. For those new to this site, a green hat for my Chinese is a sure sign of cuckold. This is why we don't wear green hats. And before you ask, they are not the subject of the last riddle.

But still...the hat, the rumours, that rich dude GOOPs was linked with a few weeks ago - I'd get rid of that hat.

Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 9:29 AM
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_17feb09.aspx

PS. Taupe is not stepping out on Ben Affleck. Chris Martin is not a cuckold victim either.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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"Commitment Crisis?" it's not...

Friday, July 25, 2008
PPS. Commitment crisis is not about Katie and Peter. Ew. Also not Gwyneth and Chris. What?!?!
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"Short and Blind," it's not...

Wednesday, April 16, 2008
PS. Chris Martin did not abandon Gwyneth, Apple, and Moses for some online skank.
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"Cheater Uninterrupted," it's not...

Wednesday, January 23, 2007
PPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Chris Martin. You don’t have to be a real rocker to live the rocker life. Ask James Blunt. Who is also not the uninterrupted cheater but equally as cheesy.
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