"Who would want to work with this?" clue

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22406/Weekly-Live-Blog-January-17--2012

Comment From Esme
So who is more crazy, Ashley Judd or Charlize Theron?

Sarah: ASHLEY JUDD.

Right Lainey?

Lainey: Esme - not many people are crazier than Ashley Judd. GOD SHE IS A CRAZY MESS.

January 17, 2012 at 1:00 PM

Who would want to work with this?

"Who would want to work with this?" clue

"Who would want to work with this?" clue

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/46317556717457408

Quote of the day - Jason Patric to @EW: “I was working with Ashley Judd, and she is a nightmare. She’s lazy, selfish, arrogant.” AMAZING.

3:12 PM Mar 11th (2011)

Who would want to work with this?

"Who would want to work with this?" clue

Who would want to work with this?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Who_would_want_to_work_with_this_blind_riddle_14mar11.aspx

She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her sh-t, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.

Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it. Has to put her in the shower and HOLD HER UP. Picture that please. A grown woman having to be physically SUPPORTED in the shower to make sure she can go and do her JOB. She then had to be spoon fed her breakfast. And she had to be dressed. Like, let’s put on your socks! Finally they get her to the point where she can be seen in public. A journalist is soon expected for an interview. Through it all she’s still a f-cking zombie.

Soon as the reporter comes into the room though, a switch goes off. She’s alive. She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences. And you can imagine, for the people who’ve experienced this, who’ve had to work with her, who have to manage the unpredictability of this, how scary it must be, how utterly unsettling, even more unsettling than most of her peers. And in her business, that’s a pretty high standard.

Monday, March 14, 2011 at 6:07 AM

Update (2/15/12):

clue?
denial 1 & 2: Maria Bello & Liv Tyler
clue
 

Who would want to work with this?

"Mute Stones & Nude Windows" reveal #3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ashley_Judd_making_demands_at_Harvard.aspx

So Ashley Judd is studying at Harvard. She’s enrolled in the Mid-Career Master in Public Administration program and isn’t waiting for frosh week to pass before pulling celebrity rank. This time though she’s using the faculty and not her mute stones.

According to Boston.com:

“If you happen to see Ashley Judd wandering the halls at Harvard, approach at your own peril.”

Ashley has requested that her file be sealed – understandable, I guess, but certainly not a luxury every student enjoys. On top of that, police presence has been arranged at all coffee breaks to protect her from randoms coming up to pry. The excuse is that these randoms could eventually turn out to be reporters.

Please!

An email was sent to staff informing them of these procedures offering suggestions about what to do if anyone gets too nosy about the “B List actress”. Heh.

No but seriously…

The purpose of university is to learn in community, non?

Oh I know. I know she has such a pretty smile and those warm cheeks and even a dimple or two and it’s so hard to believe someone who looks so nice really isn’t nice inside. Sigh. Haven’t we learned from Reese Witherspoon’s bitchface?

Thanks M!

Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 8:25 AM

"Mute Stones & Nude Windows" reveal #3

"Mute Stones & Nude Windows" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_06aug09.aspx

Will she share her mood stones at Harvard? (Just Jared)

Thursday, August 06, 2009 at 11:01 AM

"Mute Stones & Nude Windows" revealed again

"Mute Stones & Nude Windows" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ashley_Judd_World_Youth_AIDS_gala_2008.aspx

Ashley Judd attended the World Youth AIDS gala last night wearing this. What is that? Why is that? Why would anyone wear that?

Ashley’s career has slowed down dramatically the last few years since she married – perhaps by choice but also by reality. Head to head among her peers like Julianne Moore or Laura Linney, Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, my Gwyneth, Renee Zellweger (and the list goes on and on and on) the truth is how would Ashley Judd ever out-act any of those ladies just mentioned?

Her next feature is Tooth Fairy with The Rock…B List At Best, right?

And then there was that curious little trip to rehab for emotional problems. Ashley said it changed her life profoundly and that she emerged from the experience a happier, more whole person. The stones must have helped too.

Ashley will start shooting Tooth Fairy in Vancouver soon. Last time she was here the stones helped her find her me space. Something for the crew to look forward to.

UPDATE: I've been schooled and I'm an ignorant hag. Ama W emailed to say this is not a designer dress but a traditional African one to honour African culture and fabric.

Amazing her work with disadvantaged parts of the world. This must be why she needs her quiet time on set.

Saturday, October 04, 2008 at 1:24 PM

"Mute Stones & Nude Windows" reveal

"The Belle from Hell," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Thursday_July_06_2006.aspx

She is not Julia Roberts. Julia might be doing the arty thing on Broadway these days but I'd say she still owns showbiz the way few actresses can. Besides, Julia is a mega movie star. Unlike Ms Belle who has never been and will never be. Oddly enough, they do have something in common - with one multiple difference.

Kim Basinger? Great guess but off target. Much less marital drama, minus the egomaniacal partner.
Belle is also not Sarah Ferguson, former wife of one of those royals, I can never tell them apart but the fellow who looks much more immunised and robust than the other limp-ish sickly one. Anyway, you're looking for someone on the other side of the pond.

And finally, you can cross out Ashley Judd, although Ashley’s certainly not a stranger to the bossy game, is she? I won't gloat here but I'm tempted. Stay here though…you’re warm.

Thursday, July 6, 2006

The Belle from Hell

"The Belle from Hell," it's not...

"Abusing the Help" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Thursday_July_06_2006.aspx

And finally, you can cross out Ashley Judd, although Ashley’s certainly not a stranger to the bossy game, is she? I won't gloat here but I'm tempted. Stay here though…you’re warm.

Thursday, July 6, 2006

Abusing the Help

"Abusing the Help" reveal

Abusing the help

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=2630

Her husband would be shocked to learn how she behaves when he’s not home. Because on the outside, she is “supposedly” erudite, and classy, and goes on about being well mannered and respectful, but when she’s alone, without the eyes and ears of an audience, in the presence of only her household employees, this not so ladylike lady is a slob of the worst kind. But even more than this – she is mean, she is rude, and she treats people badly.

If the staff is making too much noise cleaning and dusting or simply cooking for her highness – she thunders down the stairs and puts her finger between the eyes of the offender, threatening termination of employment and a horrible referral. When she’s going through a “fat” day, it is pure mayhem. The breakfast tray that’s delivered to her in the morning gets smashed to the ground and if there are resulting stains from her tantrum, the blame falls on the help.

As awful as this sounds, it’s actually rather pedestrian when you consider what it’s like to work for the rich and the famous. Up to now, it’s been bearable. And then she crossed the line. She likes to smoke, you see. Especially when she’s on the phone. But she hates smoking outside. And she also can’t stay still. So she came up with the following brilliant request: every time she lit up, a staff person was required to follow her around, catching the ashes as she randomly flicked them about the house. Given that this happens several times a day, the other work was getting neglected. And the poor employee was forced to stay late. With no extra pay. I’m sure it wouldn’t surprise you to learn that the staffer quit after a couple of weeks of this kind of abuse. And rightly so. Why does being cheap and badly behaved always go hand in hand???

Again…one guess. Good luck. And it’s not Victoria Beckham.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

More amusing and abusing
http://www.laineygossip.com/More_amusing_and_abusing.aspx

So you already know that she's a legendary slob. And you know about her outrageous housekeeping demands. But it seems our sadistic mistress also has some self image issues. What's new, right? The only problem is, sometimes she can't wait to get to the bathroom before purging her binge. When it's one of those days, the poor staffers can do nothing else but clean up a messy trail all around the house. And dealing with her hysterics doesn't help either. But then again, it is certainly a sight to behold when she pulls it all together in time for the arrival of her husband. Oh, if he only knew…
Good luck. One more guess. Use it wisely.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

 

Update (7/15/08):
denial: Victoria Beckham
reveal

 

 

 

The Assy-ness of Ashley
Mute Stones & Nude Windows

Abusing the help

Mute Stones & Nude Windows

http://www.laineygossip.com/Nude_Windows_and_Mute_Stones_blind_item.aspx

She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open.

In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside.

It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body.

Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”.

Seriously.

She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back.

Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him.

It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Update (2/18/12):
denial 1, 2 & 3: Julia Roberts & Sharon Stone, Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman & Charlize Theron
denial 4: Catherine Zeta-Jones
denial 5: Natasha Richardson
denial 6: Renee Zellweger
denial 7: Charlize Theron (again)
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3


The Assy-ness of Ashley
Abusing the help

Mute Stones & Nude Windows