Tuesday, June 17, 2008
PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.
Showing posts with label Michael Douglas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Douglas. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/Mike_Myers_is_a_douchebag_.aspx
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jay_Z_Harrison_and_Calista_in_Venice.aspx
Oh my. How very Catherine Z-J of her, right down to the ultra couture gown and the geriatric, Viagra-assisted boyfriend. Hmmm…I wonder if their narcissistic sexual practices are similar as well! Nice to see Calista finally acting again, and looking rather healthy to boot. Motherhood must be quite fulfilling because you know that grumpy drunk she's hooked up with certainly isn't making her life easier. Come to think of it, what exactly does she see in him? 25 years ago I would have understood. But surely the Hans Solo effect has to have worn off by now…non?
Monday, September 05, 2005
Oh my. How very Catherine Z-J of her, right down to the ultra couture gown and the geriatric, Viagra-assisted boyfriend. Hmmm…I wonder if their narcissistic sexual practices are similar as well! Nice to see Calista finally acting again, and looking rather healthy to boot. Motherhood must be quite fulfilling because you know that grumpy drunk she's hooked up with certainly isn't making her life easier. Come to think of it, what exactly does she see in him? 25 years ago I would have understood. But surely the Hans Solo effect has to have worn off by now…non?
Monday, September 05, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_.aspx
OK. I’m heading to bed with my Wentie. But first, another blind item. And I’m not giving this one up so easily. You can write to me but no hints…at least not until I drop the 2nd clue on Thursday night.
They are among the Hollywood super elite, as powerful apart as they are together. Although you wouldn’t think it, their sex life is actually pretty functional and routine. Her favourite position? Doggy style. But not for the reason you think. You see, aside from the obvious benefits, that particular pose enables her to keep her hair and makeup intact AND admire herself in the mirror in the process. According to her housekeeper, it’s the only way she can get off.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Friday_September_02_2005.aspx
So I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is another new blind item, in addition to another juicy detail about your favourite canine couple. The bad news is that I can’t reveal this one as openly as I have the others. So please don’t be mad if my clues aren’t as obvious as they were before. You don’t want me getting my Chinese ass sued to pieces, do you?
Still wondering who the doggy-lovin’ couple is? Here’s some more dirty info:
When they’re not humping each other in front of the mirror, our power couple enjoys partaking in some classy porn. Together. They feel it keeps their relationship healthy and fresh. Thing is, when you’re as influential as they are, you can pretty much order up your own story lines. Which is exactly what they do. They request, for their viewing pleasure, specific scenarios and specific positions. All shot on high quality film of course. No budget skin flicks accepted here. Once every few months or so, a new batch arrives on top secret order from a company that specializes in producing porn for the terribly wealthy and terribly kinky. Who are they? Send me your guesses. I’ll see if I can lead you to the right answer…
Friday, September 2, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Monday_September_05_2005.aspx
If you’ve read the entire column, the doggy couple should be obvious.
Monday, September 5, 2005
Update (1/30/08):
reveal
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jay_Z_Mos_Def_From_Tasia_Zeta_and_Michael_cling_to_love.aspx
Tell Me... Is it Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? He has the bad rep and even after all this time, I still don't get it.. why she even chose him! No matter, I'm still eternally thankful that she didn't fall for Mr Greasy Face himself, la Antonio! Dying to know.
Dear Tasia,
Definitely not. Believe me, it's Zeta who holds the power in that relationship. Trust me, she's not the one clinging. Especially when her man is in and out of the surgeon's office desperately trying to keep up. Think of a less established ingenue who has yet to develop the self confidence or the overbearing sense of entitlement that Catherine so obnoxiously exudes.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jay_Z_From_Jessica_B_Zetas_hiring_frenzy.aspx
is (her hiring frenzy) about catherine zeta jones and michael douglas?
Dear Jessica,
Not them, although they certainly have much collaboration in and out of the bedroom. Think of a twosome with less time under their belts. And less proof of productivity too.
Monday, February 13, 2006
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