"Cucumber" reveal

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24382/Diane-Kruger-and-Joshua-Jackson-spend-time-with-his-sister-and-niece-in-Vancouver

Joshua Jackson is in Vancouver shooting Fringe. The weather has been great the last few weeks, finally. June was awful. July was sh-t too. So he was leaving for LA every chance he could. Because, frankly, Vancouver wasn’t offering much of a summer for a while. Now that August is beautiful though, he’s staying and so is his girlfriend. Diane Kruger joined him here over a week ago and they spent part of Sunday with his sister and his niece in Kitsilano, out for brunch at Sophie’s where Diane enjoyed her vegetables. She certainly has a vegetable-enjoying figure.

Yes, I love her bag too. Will ask Sasha.

August 20, 2012 at 9:07 AM

Cucumber

"Cucumber" reveal

Cucumber

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24175/Cucumber-blind-riddle

Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce.

They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other.

At a party very recently, they wandered into the garden. They started kissing, rubbing, grinding. He went between her thighs...with his hands...and an accessory.

A cucumber.

In the garden.

At a party.

With a cucumber.

She enjoyed it.

They didn’t know at the time but there was an audience. When they figured that out they were obviously mortified. They’re a lot luckier than Kristen Stewart though. The evidence in this case will not be published.

July 25, 2012 at 9:41 AM

Update (8/20/12): reveal

Cucumber