Showing posts with label Catherine Zeta-Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catherine Zeta-Jones. Show all posts

Two unfaithful wives

http://www.laineygossip.com/Two-unfaithful-wives-blind-riddle/28478

The First Wife is still trying to figure out if she wants to be one. She and her husband have been through a lot the last few years, on both sides. It was before the trouble though when she had an affair with a colleague -- still above the line, but with a smaller spotlight, both compared to First Wife and his own wife who's just as famous too, and should be just as acclaimed. The affair was intense, so intense that First Wife wanted to end her marriage and he was going to end his marriage but then her husband needed her in crisis. So she helped him recover, and as soon as he healed, she fell apart. By the time she got it together, her moment with her lover had passed. He happily reconnected with his own wife (though she has no idea) while First Wife is struggling with what would have been.

As for the Second Wife – everyone’s been speculating about her infidelity recently but they might be focusing on the wrong target. The right target isn’t a billionaire but he’s a pretty successful player too, albeit on a smaller screen. Their involvement led to an award for her, and a divorce for him. She was attracted to him because “he’s the hot geeky type like her husband”. Both insist that they never moved past suggestive texting and heavy flirting and never ended up consummating their attraction. Bullsh-t. There was at least one night and that’s why she’s so freaked out about the takedown that’s been coming to her. She’d be happy if they stayed on the current scene they’re on so long as she doesn’t get busted for this one.

PS. Everyone mentioned here is a major celebrity.

October 30, 2013 at 6:26 AM

Update (5/18/16):
Second wife (Gwyneth Paltrow) reveal 




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"Hair issues (#1)," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_19oct10.aspx
[Comment From sara ]
lainey, is catherine zeta jones the one with the hair problem that cost her a role?
Lainey: Sara - not Zeta.
[Comment From Laura ]
Lainey-- The blind item about hairy arms, Kristen Bell?
Lainey: Laura - no
Tuesday, October 19, 2010 at 11:53 AM

Hair issues

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"Body or Baby?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Monday_October_20_2008.aspx

PS. Catherine Zeta-Jones isn’t using a lap band … that I know of.

Monday, October 20, 2008
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"Anger Management," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_22sep08.aspx

Monday, September 22, 2008

PPS. Catherine Zeta Jones does not need anger management.


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"A Bitch to Work For," it's not...

Friday, April 25, 2008
PS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Beyonce.
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"The Doggy Couple" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jay_Z_Harrison_and_Calista_in_Venice.aspx

Oh my. How very Catherine Z-J of her, right down to the ultra couture gown and the geriatric, Viagra-assisted boyfriend. Hmmm…I wonder if their narcissistic sexual practices are similar as well! Nice to see Calista finally acting again, and looking rather healthy to boot. Motherhood must be quite fulfilling because you know that grumpy drunk she's hooked up with certainly isn't making her life easier. Come to think of it, what exactly does she see in him? 25 years ago I would have understood. But surely the Hans Solo effect has to have worn off by now…non?

Monday, September 05, 2005
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"Holiday Detox," it's not...

PPS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not on Holiday Detox. Neither Rachel Weisz. Or Jennifer Connelly. Or Kate Hudson.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
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The Doggy Couple

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_.aspx

OK. I’m heading to bed with my Wentie. But first, another blind item. And I’m not giving this one up so easily. You can write to me but no hints…at least not until I drop the 2nd clue on Thursday night.

They are among the Hollywood super elite, as powerful apart as they are together. Although you wouldn’t think it, their sex life is actually pretty functional and routine. Her favourite position? Doggy style. But not for the reason you think. You see, aside from the obvious benefits, that particular pose enables her to keep her hair and makeup intact AND admire herself in the mirror in the process. According to her housekeeper, it’s the only way she can get off.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Friday_September_02_2005.aspx

So I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is another new blind item, in addition to another juicy detail about your favourite canine couple. The bad news is that I can’t reveal this one as openly as I have the others. So please don’t be mad if my clues aren’t as obvious as they were before. You don’t want me getting my Chinese ass sued to pieces, do you?

Still wondering who the doggy-lovin’ couple is? Here’s some more dirty info:

When they’re not humping each other in front of the mirror, our power couple enjoys partaking in some classy porn. Together. They feel it keeps their relationship healthy and fresh. Thing is, when you’re as influential as they are, you can pretty much order up your own story lines. Which is exactly what they do. They request, for their viewing pleasure, specific scenarios and specific positions. All shot on high quality film of course. No budget skin flicks accepted here. Once every few months or so, a new batch arrives on top secret order from a company that specializes in producing porn for the terribly wealthy and terribly kinky. Who are they? Send me your guesses. I’ll see if I can lead you to the right answer…

Friday, September 2, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Monday_September_05_2005.aspx

If you’ve read the entire column, the doggy couple should be obvious.

Monday, September 5, 2005

Update (1/30/08):
reveal


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"Abusing the Help," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jay_Z_From_Linda_S_Abusing_the_Help.aspx

Hi Lainey, my cousin told me about your website last week and I just wasted 3 hours of study time on your archives! I am sure that the woman who dumps cigarette ashes everywhere is Catherine Zeta Jones.

Dear Jane:

It's not Zeta. This lucky lady has a husband who is much younger, with fewer wrinkles but who is also much less celebrated in his own profession. I'm not saying he's a total loser. But his wins come few and far between. And thank Goddess they don't have children. Can you imagine the kind of germs a toddler would be picking up???

Sunday, December 18, 2005


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"Cheap & Crafty," it's not...

Friday, November 30, 2007
PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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"Clinging to love," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jay_Z_Mos_Def_From_Tasia_Zeta_and_Michael_cling_to_love.aspx

Tell Me... Is it Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? He has the bad rep and even after all this time, I still don't get it.. why she even chose him! No matter, I'm still eternally thankful that she didn't fall for Mr Greasy Face himself, la Antonio! Dying to know.

Dear Tasia,

Definitely not. Believe me, it's Zeta who holds the power in that relationship. Trust me, she's not the one clinging. Especially when her man is in and out of the surgeon's office desperately trying to keep up. Think of a less established ingenue who has yet to develop the self confidence or the overbearing sense of entitlement that Catherine so obnoxiously exudes.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Jay_Z_From_Jessica_B_Zetas_hiring_frenzy.aspx

is (her hiring frenzy) about catherine zeta jones and michael douglas?

Dear Jessica,

Not them, although they certainly have much collaboration in and out of the bedroom. Think of a twosome with less time under their belts. And less proof of productivity too.

Monday, February 13, 2006


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"Strong and not," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Monday_May_29_2006.aspx

Monday, May 29, 2006

Strong and Not is not Catherine Zeta Jones. You seriously think that geriatric has enough energy to hit her? Where's he going to find any extra juice to put the slap on his wife when he's so busy directing every last ounce of blood down to his aging mojo???
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"The Belle from Hell," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Friday_July_07_2006.aspx

Friday, July 7, 2006

Belle from Hell is not SJP. Belle's partner ain't so dandy. Also not Meg Ryan. Like this bitch would ever pollute her family by adopting one of my people…ha! And not Zeta either. Remember, I said she was from this side of the pond, and I’m in North America. Besides, CZJ is a STAR. She's won an Oscar. Belle hasn't won ANYTHING - not even a People's Choice Award!!!
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"Mute Stones," it's not...

Friday, November 16, 2007

PPS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is an Oscar winner. No Mute Stones for her.


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