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Hi Lainey, my cousin told me about your website last week and I just wasted 3 hours of study time on your archives! I am sure that the woman who dumps cigarette ashes everywhere is Catherine Zeta Jones.

Dear Jane:

It's not Zeta. This lucky lady has a husband who is much younger, with fewer wrinkles but who is also much less celebrated in his own profession. I'm not saying he's a total loser. But his wins come few and far between. And thank Goddess they don't have children. Can you imagine the kind of germs a toddler would be picking up???

Sunday, December 18, 2005

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