Showing posts with label Salma Hayek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Salma Hayek. Show all posts

"Besties in Bed," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_29Oct08.aspx

PS. Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are not besties in bed.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008
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"Bitch Wars," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_28Oct08.aspx

PPS. Salma Hayek is not B1. Kate Beckinsale is not B2. Hilarious that Kate Beckinsale is suggested for almost every blind item. You must think she really is full of sh-t. And she is.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008
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"A Bitch to Work For" revealed yet again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Salma_Hayek_and_Francois_Henri_Pinault_attend_Balenciaga_show_together_during_Paris_Fashion_Week.aspx

And more?

Paris Fashion Week. Balenciaga. Salma Hayek arrived with the big boss and her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault. He runs the company that owns the brand. Apparently the two have been spending a lot of time together this week, definitely friendly, though not openly affectionate, and comfortably at ease around each other especially with their daughter Valentina, prompting speculation that they will reunite.

Or perhaps it's just not ugly because it was always a business relationship to begin with?

Even at the beginning, it seemed like for Salma it was pragmatism over passion. And word is, these days she prefers life as an executive over life as an actor. For most actors, the power range is limited and Salma supposedly likes to wield her bitch stick across a wider terrain, which likely means that a high profile, lust fuelled affair with George Clooney is probably unlikely.

Pity.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 8:59 AM
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"Anger Management," it's not...

Friday, September 19, 2008

PPS. Salma Hayek does not need anger management.


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"Banning Bottles," it's not...

Monday, September 08, 2008

PS. Angelina Jolie does not ban bottles. Neither does Salma Hayek.


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"A Bitch to Work For" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Salma_Hayek_cancels_engagement.aspx

Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged http://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly???

Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Her bossy behaviour may have been the subject of smutty whispers but nothing related to her love life. In fact, Salma and Pinault seemed happy back in February at Madonna’s Malawi event, though to say that sparks were flying would be a stretch.

Especially not after the sparks flew between Salma and Ed Norton way back.

He hasn’t been able to find anyone who can match Salma since...

Is it even possible?

Friday, July 18, 2008 at 7:45 AM
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"A Bitch to Work For" revealed

http://laineygossip.com/Salma_Hayek_takes_baby_Valentina_shopping_in_Malibu.aspx

Salma Hayek turns 42 in September. Bitch doesn’t look a day over 30. And next to Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, Salma could pass for a zygote.

Seriously... that skin is amazing!

Salma went shopping yesterday in Malibu with baby Valentina, 9 months old. You will note, Salma did NOT pimp her kid pics off to a tabloid. But then again, she has enough money.

Salma is now one of the most powerful women in entertainment and Valentina’s paternal grandpa is a billionaire. As in ranked 34th richest dude in the world – that kind of billionaire.

Salma doesn’t seem happy to see the paps. Wonder if this is the same stone cold face she uses at work on Ugly Betty? Word is, she’s not exactly a pleasure to work for.

Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:59 AM
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"A Bitch to Work For" reveal

Friday, June 27, 2008
Smutty Tingle
A $3 million wedding…but how does she treat her staff? (INO )

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_June_27_2008.aspx
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"Post Partum Flirtation," it's not...

Monday, June 16, 2008
PS. Salma Hayek isn’t a post partum flirt.
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"Post Partum Flirtation," it's not...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008
PS. Salma Hayek is not a postpartum flirter though there are certain similarities.
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Poll Results: A Bitch to Work For



A Bitch to Work For


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"A Bitch to Work For" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/America_Ferrera_Enchanted_premiere.aspx

Now here’s a girl who understands carpet etiquette – Ugly Gorgessity America Ferrera at the Enchanted premiere so cute in jeans and a natural face. Do you love her? I love her.

As for her show, produced by the incomparable Salma Hayek, have sources telling me that she’s a hellion to work for. Rumours about mistreatment of staff and atrocious demands.

Really? My Salma? Do you believe it?

Monday, November 19, 2007
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_Salma_Hayek_Mos_Def_Salma_at_40.aspx

Salma at 40

Does this look like 40 to you? Definitely not to me. But it does look like a very, very beautiful Salma Hayek at the National Domestic Violence Hotline event on Thursday - so adorable, so endearing, so impassioned…so mystifyingly single.

You think George Clooney could handle this? Most of you don't approve of George saving Kidman. So will you approve of George saving Salma? Or the other way around?

Thursday, October 05, 2006
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"A Bitch to Work For" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Salma_Hayek_Tom_Cruise_Salma_Hayek_breaking_the_glass_ceiling.aspx

Salma Hayek: breaking the glass ceiling

As gaygay Wentie would say: Brava Salma, Brava Brava.

Salma Hayek is now the head of a brand new production company financed by MGM “specializing in Latino movies appealing to wider, mainstream audiences.” The newly formed Ventanazul will release 2 to 4 projects a year showcasing Latino/Latina talent, capitalizing on the critical acclaim of Salma’s Frida and the runaway success of her Ugly Betty. The deal is similar to what the GMD negotiated with MGM six months ago, making Salma one of the most powerful and respected women in film.

In other words: Salma Hayek is Tom Cruise - only smarter, saner, sassier, savvier, and much easier to look at.

A new lady mogul in Hollywood…

Love, love, love.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007
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http://laineygossip.com/A_Bitch_to_Work_For.aspx

Successful multi-hyphenate, super well connected personally and professionally with a reputation for being kind and compassionate and evolved.

Wrong.

Maybe for the media and maybe her fashionable celebrity friends, maybe for investors, maybe for executives, but some of her employees would vehemently disagree.

Turns out she’s a little bit of a Miranda Priestly when she comes in to the office. Starts snapping her fingers right away, never remembers anyone’s name, everyone is treated like a personal assistant, dispatched to do her bidding instead of actually getting down to work, recently held up a creative meeting because she wanted whole milk and not cream with her coffen, then 20 minutes into the meeting, she held it up again when her cell phone rang, proceeded to keep everyone waiting another 15 minutes while she discussed measurements on a dress she was having made, did not apologise when she clicked off the line, and instead embarrassed a staffer who returned to the room after having excused himself to take an urgent phone call when she was taking hers.

But all that is rather pedestrian. There are no shortage of bitches in Hollywood. In the grand scheme of things, all that is pretty harmless.

Until you get into job security.

A pregnant member of her staff was scheduled to give birth around crunch time. Her boss’s convenient remedy for the situation was to not hire her back when everyone else returned to work. At the very least she was honest. She told her straight up – your due date doesn’t work for me. I don’t think you’ll be able to contribute in the same way you did before.

So the employee hired a lawyer, a lawsuit loomed, and the boss bitch had to backpedal to the tune of a handsome pay-off (confidential, of course) and several seminars on employee rights although it apparently hasn’t helped.

She’s still super stingy, to the point where she complains about the quality of craft services (it’s too good) and even supplies, haggles over offering vacation pay, and will not foot the bill for staff celebrations and events, even though she regularly hosts lavish affairs at her own mansion for those privileged enough to be invited.

Crazier still, she seems to be clueless when it comes to tact. The other day she said to one of her producers – if you need something to do this weekend, my assistant could use some help planning our reception. You could stay for dinner if you want.

When he declined, she looked at him like he was closing the door to the opportunity of a lifetime.

Before you ask, it’s not the Mighty Opes.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 7:30 AM

Update (10/15/08):
poll
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3

denial 1: Oprah
denial 2: Tyra Banks, Martha Stewart, Vera Wang & Sarah Jessica Parker
denial 3: Victoria Beckham, Kimora Lee Simmons, Rachel Ray & Courteney Cox
denial 4: Catherine Zeta-Jones & Beyonce
denial 5: Kelly Ripa & Victoria Beckham
denial 6: Heidi Klum & Gwen Stefani

reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3

reveal 4



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"Cheap & Crafty," it's not...

Thursday, November 22, 2007
PS. Salma Hayek is not Cheap & Crafty. Besides, she’s not married yet, is she? Also not Sarah Jessica Parker who IS cheap and crafty and golden in a way but not with the biggest prize. And that pointless new Sex & the City movie isn’t getting her there either.
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