23 December 2016 Smutty Shout-Outs

http://www.laineygossip.com/December-23--2016-Smutty-Shout-Outs/45824

Happy Birthday from Kelly who requested for you the GIF below and an unrelated “teeny tiny birthday blind”. You see her from time to time with a “new boyfriend” but it never sticks. It never sticks because she’s actually had a girlfriend for 2 years and everything else is just a cover. They’re saying she’s getting more and more adamant about coming out though. It’s just a matter of doing it at the right time, you know, maximum coverage, maximum career boost.

December 23, 2016 at 9:58 AM

23 December 2016 Smutty Shout-Outs

Two Men and their arrangements

http://www.laineygossip.com/Two-Men-and-their-arrangements-blind-riddle/43355

This is about two different men. Their stories are not connected. But I wonder if they might want to find each other.

Many of the first man’s secrets and shortcomings have been widely publicised. The juicy sh-t however remains undercover. He had an affair with a very good, very famous friend, also male. And they get all sporty together. There has been speculation about them for years. At first I found it hard to believe. But recently two very good sources have confirmed it.

The other man has a very beautiful girlfriend. And it’s been a while since he’s had a very young boyfriend. Getting wild with young, ripped men has been a compulsion for him. But since she came around, he’s been able to deny those desires and has committed to straight living. It helps that there’s a payment plan. Multiple independent sources have told me over the last week that the story going up and down her circle is that on the 15th of every month she receives a direct deposit amounting to almost a million dollars. So I suppose he sees it like an investment?

These two are actually perfect for each other. And they’re not that far removed. Surely someone can make it happen.

March 17, 2016 at 7:43 AM

Update (9/9/16):
denial (guy #1): Jake Gyllenhaal
clue 1
clue 2
reveal (guy #2): Bradley Cooper
reveal (guy #1): Gavin Rossdale

Two Men and their arrangements

His drunken proposition

http://www.laineygossip.com/His-drunken-proposition-Blind-Riddle/30680

Maybe this is what the girlfriends are for. He expects them to look great. And to just…look?

A few weeks ago at a Hollywood bar, playboy was partying without his bonafide. He had two of his crew with him. He’d been drinking. Or something. He seemed very …accessible and uninhibited. Once he found his target, he made his approach, with his friends as backup. After spending some time flirting with the dude, a very cute, young gay dude, he made a special request:

He asked him if he would be into a three-way situation, but the third participant would be a woman. The woman would be watching as the two of them got down. In his line of work, it’s all about variety. After so many years of anything at any time, he needs as many flavours as possible.

July 7, 2014 at 7:17 AM

His drunken proposition

He likes them big & buff

http://www.laineygossip.com/He-likes-them-big-and-buff-blind-riddle/30169

He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex.

Two problems here. First, he’s a recovering addict and second, when he goes on these tears, he doesn’t use condoms. It’s the kind of reckless behaviour he’s been able to control through much of his success and for many years now. Curiously though, the last time this happened it was also during one of his transformations. Back then though, there was no explosion of social media and everyone taking pictures. Considering that he’s been hooking up with dudes who are on the young side (but totally legal), he’s risking being exposed by someone who’s out to show off and exploit.

May 7, 2014 at 6:13 AM

Update (4/28/15):
reveal 1
reveal 2

He likes them big & buff

Scared Straight

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23026/Scared-Straight-blind-riddle

Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own sh-t. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable The two had a torrid affair. Which is nothing unusual, of course not. Except that dimples broke up with drama and drama practically had a psychotic break. There was a month-long spiral. A couple of times he came close to really hurting himself. He also threatened to expose them both, though no one is taking that seriously. As a result, his heartbreaker is trying, ignorantly, to go back to the other side of his bisexuality.

March 21, 2012 at 10:46

Update (3/10/15):

denial 1 & 2: James Franco & Eddie Redmayne

denial 3: Matthew Morrison
denial 4: Jake Gyllenhaal
reveal 1: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
reveal 2: Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Michael Pitt

Scared Straight

Producer after producer

http://laineygossip.com/Producer_after_producer_Blind_Riddle_16may11.aspx

He has been sleeping with producer after producer - mostly females, any age, any shape - offering himself in exchange for opportunities. Any opportunities. While it's rather competitive among famewhores on the project he's best known for, it turns out he's the one who's most aggressive, most desperate, most willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Hilarious because it hasn't exactly been working for him until recently, a surprise gig. Still, after so many tries, and other boys on the side in the city, and so many nights with much older lady executives, you'd think he would have gotten further ahead than where he's come to now which really isn't all that impressive. Maybe that's why he decided to switch sides. Besides, it suits his true preference anyway. He'll do both, but men are what really make him happy. So he must not have minded so much when he laid himself out, twice, for a very high profile male producer with an impressive resume mentoring some huge names, recently, in the hopes of perhaps crossing over, straddling several different portfolios at the same time. If Jennifer Lopez can be a multihyphenate, with one of those hyphens being a music career, I suppose it gives others hope that they can too, him included. Never mind that there's an over 25 year age gap between them.

Monday, May 16, 2011 at 10:53 AM

Update (10/15/11):

red herring 1

red herring 2

Producer after producer

Two girls, one limo

http://www.laineygossip.com/Two_girls_one_limo_blind_item.aspx

Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and touching led to feeling led to stroking, led to …

The slightly more famous of the two on her knees, head between the legs of the other, totally givin’er, as the others sat by awkwardly, and the recipient with her head thrown back totally enjoying it even though, in showbiz, to receive doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a preference. To give however… well… suffice to say, the pleasure dispenser has very much established herself.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Update (6/10/12):
guess 1
guess 2
guess 3
denial 1: Heather Graham
denial 2: Denise Richards & Pamela Anderson
denial 3: Nicole Ritchie
reveal

 

Two girls, one limo

Cuba & Chocolate

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cuba_and_Chocolate_blind_item_.aspx

Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same.

The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden away to be enjoyed when he’s not on location. It might seem risqué, having his secret stashed so close to home and his official partner, but he’s hot and horny, and it’s not like he’s not living in a freestyling environment, although I have to tell you, this one really, really surprised me. He plays it so well. And in the end, if it wasn’t such a fraud, it totally wouldn’t matter. He is the nicest, nicest person. Kind and considerate and generous… makes me sad he’s forced to live a lie.

The other is much less attached, but just as heterosexually pressured, perhaps even more so. While he’s best known for his female pursuits, and so many females need to believe it that way, it would seem that women are not his only pleasures. When he decides he has a yearning for the other sex however, his flavour is decidedly darker. Sweet chocolate is what they call it? Yes. Black men are his weakness. On occasion, his hankering for it can get him into trouble. He was recently captivated by a fine black man working security at an event who was, unfortunately, not a homosexual. Apparently our star doesn’t have a very sophisticated gaydar because he hit up the wrong dude who did not appreciate the attention, even coming from such a powerful and coveted celebrity. He almost had his ass kicked. His people had to intervene, placate the man, pay off the man… although if he did end up getting the beat-down, he probably would have liked it. Because word is, as time goes on, he’s leaning towards picking a side. Like playing exclusively for the boys team.

Monday, December 15, 2008 at 6:49 AM

Update (03/10/15):
denial 1: Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law & Brad Pitt
denial 2: Christian Bale & Keith Urban
denial 3: Russell Crowe, Daniel Craig & Justin Timberlake
denial 4: Tiger Woods & Josh Brolin
denial 5: Russell Crowe, Tom Hanks, Rob Lowe & Hugh Grant
Cuba guess
Chocolate clue 1
denial 6: Tim McGraw, Liam Neeson, Denzel Washington & Josh Brolin
denial 7: Will Smith & Justin Timberlake
denial 8: Ewan McGregor
denial 9: Dennis Quaid, Jim Carrey & Keanu Reeves
denial 10: Kevin Bacon & Leonardo DiCaprio
denial 11: Ben Affleck
denial 12: Matthew McConaughey & Alec Baldwin
denial 13: Bruce Willis, Tobey Maguire & Forrest Whitaker
Cuba red herring (Hugh Jackman)
denial 14: Hugh Jackman
Chocolate reveal 1
Chocolate reveal 2
Chocolate reveal 3
Chocolate reveal 4
Chocolate reveal 5
Cuba reveal 1
Cuba reveal 2
Cuba reveal 3
Cuba reveal 4
Cuba reveal 5

Cuba & Chocolate

Switch hitter

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Sunday_August_21_2005.aspx

I offer you the following blind item. But, unlike Ted, I WILL reveal the answer ( in a clever lawyerly way) if you ask me directly:

There is certain hunk with an accent. He is a renowned ladies’ man who has likely tagged a woman in every city across America and beyond. What’s interesting is that this lothario mysteriously swings the other way but only when he dabbles in other, more chemical, treats. What’s even more interesting is that when he gets caught, he doesn’t even care. The last time? It was at a party with 100 other revelers and he was seen with his undies around his ankles giving and receiving pleasures and, believe me when I tell you, his partner was even better hung than he is!

OK smutters. Give it some thought first before flooding my inbox.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Update (5/7/08):
Clue
Denials: Jude Law, Antonio Banderas, Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom, Matthew McConaughey, Clive Owen & Celine Dion

Switch hitter

The has been

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Friday_September_02_2005.aspx

She is an almost hasbeen, trying to make one last stab at A list status. Unlike most hard partiers in Hollywood, she doesn’t care that she has a crazy reputation. In fact, she almost feeds it. Older men, younger men, several men…she’s done it all. What most people don’t know is that she also enjoys the occasional female. But only if she gets to do the traditionally manly bits, like strapping on a few accessories and exercising her inner bronco. And before you waste your time...it's NOT Tara Reid.
There. Go nuts with that one. And have a great weekend. Fresh smut on Monday night.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Friday, September 2, 2005

Update (5/7/08):

Denial: Tara Reid
Denials: Sharon Stone, Winona Ryder, Pamela Anderson & Shannen Doherty
reveal

The has been

Small secrets

http://laineygossip.com/Small_secrets.aspx

He might be on the cusp of superstardom but unfortunately, his private parts don't seem to match the hype. According to a former pre-fame lover, our man is teeny weeny. Not that that's terribly important...right????

One guess…good luck.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Small_Secrets_continued.aspx

Physical shortcomings? Who cares? The man has no shortage of poon waiting for him in every small town or big city. Doesn't look like he restricts his yearnings to females either. For some reason, on a recent visit back to the motherland, he was seen trying to kiss more men than women. Wonder what that means…

And if you're really that curious - I'm actually outing this fellow in Thursday night's column…so check back.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Update (7/18/08):
reveal 1
reveal 2

Small secrets

Experimenting with friends

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3691

Young actress suffering from a slight career lull, despite steady work over the last few years. Not exactly a bad thing, though. Everyone needs to reinvent themselves and in her case, she's not only doing it artistically, she's also doing it sexually - with a female acquaintance, now more, who apparently hasn't left her apartment in 3 weeks. And they're not hiding it either. The problem is no one is convinced she'll stay on the sapphic side and the lover isn't exactly the most stable of individuals with a habit of falling for the wrong people over and over again. So it's not catching the gay bug that's causing consternation, it's actually hooking up with a basketcase. Drama indeed.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Update (4/27/08):
clue
denial 1: Lindsay Lohan & Nicole Ritchie
denial 2: Sienna Miller
reveal

Experimenting with friends

The Wrong Gender

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=5809

She might be single now – amid rampant speculation about why and who, but we’ve apparently all been sniffing at the wrong source. Wrong as in gender. Stepping out AND reverting and not with a dude?

Anything for promotion, right?

But behind the market push for ratings lies a Sapphic surprise. And word is – not just one. Very naughty…but also kinda hot, non?

Monday, February 12, 2007

Update (5/18/08):
clue 1
clue 2 & denial: Jennifer Aniston

The Wrong Gender