Small secrets

He might be on the cusp of superstardom but unfortunately, his private parts don't seem to match the hype. According to a former pre-fame lover, our man is teeny weeny. Not that that's terribly important...right????

One guess…good luck.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Physical shortcomings? Who cares? The man has no shortage of poon waiting for him in every small town or big city. Doesn't look like he restricts his yearnings to females either. For some reason, on a recent visit back to the motherland, he was seen trying to kiss more men than women. Wonder what that means…

And if you're really that curious - I'm actually outing this fellow in Thursday night's column…so check back.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Update (7/18/08):
reveal 1
reveal 2

blog comments powered by Disqus