Poll Results: Why She's So Cranky

Why She's So Cranky


Sick Week


"Short and Blind," it's not...

Friday, April 18, 2008
PS. Billy Joe Armstrong is not a deserter. Also not Chris Daughtry.

"How He Holds Her," it's not...

Thursday, April 17, 2008
PPS. Rebecca Romijn is not being held.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
PS. Sting did not leave his wife for a web whore

"Short and Blind," it's not...

Wednesday, April 16, 2008
PS. Chris Martin did not abandon Gwyneth, Apple, and Moses for some online skank.

"Short and Blind," it's not...

Tuesday, April 15, 2008
PS. This is not Bono. Feel better?

"Boys Are Bitches Too!" revealed again


Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee.

So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts that fit well, hair that works messy, hair that works neat. Just too bad he has his head up his own ass and he clearly doesn’t see the irony in satirising someone as sanctimonious as John Mayer while failing to acknowledge the same attributes in himself.

See attached of Ashton’s Mayer parody – the facial gymnastics weren’t half bad – and also of Ashton and Demi “hating” the paps while leaving the SNL afterparty Saturday night. Love that they’re always wardrobe coordinated. Love that they’re still together. Love that he is so unabashedly into his wife. Love that they’ve proved everyone wrong. All of us. Don’t lie. You too.

Monday, April 14, 2008 at 7:18 AM

Which lead singer of a band that’s all about giving back and clean living and saving the world abandoned his wife and children for a woman he met online last summer?

Which tv starlet was so hard up for “happy” the other day, she couldn’t stop twitching, resulting in too many wasted takes?

Monday, April 14, 2008 at 4:36 AM

Update (10/28/08):

Denial 1: Bono
Denial 2: Chris Martin
Denial 3: Sting
Denial 4: Billy Joe Armstrong & Chris Daughtry

Denial 5: Brad Arnold (3 Doors Down) & Raine Maida
Denial 6: Hayden Panettiere
Denial 7: Thom Yorke
Denial 8: Blake Lively
Subject 2 guess
Subject 1 reveal
Subject 2 reveal

Monday, April 14, 2008
PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is not cranky. Also not Hilary Swank. No awards for this anorexic.

"All Ages & Jonesing" clue


My question: Since I've been reading your site, I don't think you've ever mentioned anything about Drew Barrymore. I'm curious - do you like her? hate her? What has she been up to lately?

Dear Janet:

I like Drew. A lot. She's irritating in a daisy, flowers, frou frou kind of way and I certainly don't approve of her friendship with Hermy Diaz, but not even a cold hearted bitch like me is immune to Drew's sweet, vulnerable appeal. And since she's currently making a movie about poker - my favourite guilty pleasure - with Eric Bana, I find her even more endearing. I hear Drew is still kickin' it with her rocker beau and I hear she's got a five year plan to be nominated for an Oscar. Considering her pedigree, I wouldn't bet against it. Although I do worry about some bad habits she is rumoured to have resurrected.

Sunday, January 15, 2006