"Impatient & Addicted" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jared_Leto_Lindsay_Lohan_The_Daily_Ugly_Jared_Leto.aspx

Goth, punk, fringe, whatever. It all works f0r me. But only if it’s real. I have never seen anyone so contrived, so affected, so pathetic in this regard as Jared Leto, seen here at the Video Game Awards on Saturday. The eyeliner and the nail polish and the hair and the leather and the fact that he is in his 30s and can’t stop dating friggin’ teenagers who are the only losers who can stand to listen to his so called garage band music. Is this what you’ve become Jared? From My So Called Life to Requiem for a Dream to perennial Teen Beat pin up and now boyfriend of one Lindsay Lohan??? And you want us to think you’re hardcore? Please. I’d rather sit through another chest thumping rendition of My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion than waste my time pining over a desperate pathetic piece of sh*t slime like Jared Leto. Period.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

"Impatient & Addicted" clue

"Gaydar interrupted," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Colin_Farrell_Jared_Leto_From_A_Guy_in_the_Biz_Gaydar_guesses.aspx

Wondering if it could be Colin Farrell for the A list. Stumped on the B List. Have thought of and dismissed Brendan Fraser and Jared Leto.

Dear Guy,

It's not Colin. Colin would hardly be a surprise, would it? Mr. A List's resume is much cleaner than the Leprechaun's. As for Brendan and Jared…way off. Not beefy enough. Or greasy. Or continental.

Monday, January 23, 2006

"Gaydar interrupted," it's not...

Impatient & Addicted

http://www.laineygossip.com/Impatient_and_addicted_.aspx

A musician who loves his smack. How original. It would help though if he actually had some talent. But in the singsong department, I'm sorry to report that he doesn't, despite the liberal application of black eyeliner. If only he kept better company, maybe then he wouldn't be jonesing his ass into back alley clubs in New York looking for a hit. The good news is he packs his own syringe. The bad news is he can't even wait 20 minutes to shoot up in private. Thank Goddess the pappies weren't lurking…at least not yet. His little habit is leaking everywhere. And sooner or later, they'll catch him if he's not careful.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Update (3/14/08):
clue

Impatient & Addicted