Showing posts with label Tobey Maguire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tobey Maguire. Show all posts

"Bro Massage," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_18jun09.aspx

PS. Bro Massage is not Pete Wentz and Joel Madden. Also not Tobey and Leo.

Thursday, July 18, 2009
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"Cuba & Chocolate, " it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_06jan09.aspx

PS. Cuba is not Bruce Willis or Tobey Maguire or Forrest Whitaker.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Cuba & Chocolate

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"Commitment Crisis?" it's not...

Tuesday, July 29, 2008
PS. Tobey Maguire’s commitment is not in crisis.
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"Good Help is Hard to Find," it's not...

Friday, February 8, 2008
PS. Jack Nicholson is not having trouble with the help. Neither is Toby Maguire. Or Sean Penn. Or Jake Gyllenhaal.
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"Gaydar interrupted," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Chad_Murray_From_Becky_R_gaydar_guesses.aspx

so i just have the a-lister guess: tobey maguire? he's into the hollywood clubs, he's pretty, he's a true thespian, he has been rumored to be gay, has been involved in award-winning prestige projects...?? as for the b-lister, i'm not entirely sure what you would consider b-list...would you consider keanu reeves b-list? chad michael murray? or are they a-list? that would help.

Dear Becky:

Tobey is not gay. He's just very short with a high pitched voice. He also addicted to poker and trying to lose weight for Spidey. Very few gay men I know would let themselves go the way he has. So the answer is no, it's not Tobey. As for what defines B List. Keanu is A list. Keanu makes over $10 million/movie. I'd say that's pretty elite. Chad Michael Murray on the other hand is C-list. And while this is sure to generate some teenybopper hate, anyone on a WB show is B list at best.

Sunday, January 15, 2006
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Jude_Law_From_Bratboy_more_gaydar_guesses.aspx

This has us all in a frenzy of anticipation to know who. The current brainstorming consensus is: Jude Law and Toby McGuire. Please put us out of our misery.

Dear Bratboy,

No for both, but now that I think of it, there's a rather weird connection between A and B and vice versa.

Monday, January 23, 2006


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