"Warning signs" reveal 4

http://www.laineygossip.com/Katy-Perry-and-Orlando-Bloom-have-reportedly-split/45569

Katy & Orlando over?

IN TOUCH Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are done. I don’t love IN TOUCH as a source but what’s interesting is that it’s been a full 24 hours and, so far, none of the legitimate celebrity outlets, like E! News or PEOPLE or US Weekly or Entertainment Tonight or Access Hollywood have come out to kill or corroborate the story. Which means they’re all trying to find out from their sources whether or not it’s true.

Here’s Orly in Malibu yesterday. He and Katy haven’t been seen together since Halloween, so about three weeks ago. Since then, well, a lot has changed. As in an election. Katy was one of Hillary Clinton’s most vocal supporters. She took it hard. And everything on her social media after November 8 has been about taking action, staying focused, and continuing to advocate for the issues that matter to her, most importantly women’s reproductive health.

So, if Katy and Orly have indeed broken up, it would have happened some time after Halloween, and in and around the time of the election. Did political upheaval result in personal upheaval? According to IN TOUCH, Katy wanted to get more serious, and Orlando wasn’t ready for it. Other sources told the magazine that "they were on different life paths and as much as she likes him, it's time to move on”.

If the split is true, I’m more inclined to believe it was the “different life paths”. Orly really, really enjoys a certain lifestyle. Wouldn’t surprise me if she was over it.

November 23, 2016 at 2:31 PM

Warning signs

"Warning signs" reveal 4

"Warning Signs" reveal 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Katy-Perry-and-Orlando-Bloom-together-on-a-yacht-in-Cannes-following-Orlando-and-Selena-Gomezs-photo-scandal-in-Vegas/43914

Exactly a week ago, we were looking at pictures of Selena Gomez eating Orlando Bloom’s neck in a booth in Vegas. Apparently they also left together – but with friends. Click here for a refresher.

“Friends” is the operative word. And, after a couple of cryptic posts on Twitter, Katy Perry definitively chose the “friends” explanation and tweeted about conspiracy theories and not feeding the beast which Selena retweeted so… no drama here? Move along then? Sure. We’re not the ones who are paying.

And now Katy and Orlando are in Cannes. Katy’s scheduled to perform at the amfAR gala on Thursday night. Orlando is scheduled to be there to party. They were photographed kissing on Roman Abramovich’s yacht this weekend – click here to see. Other people who’ve been invited on that yacht include Kanye West’s wife’s mother. Leo’s been known to show up too. And these boat parties, they get real messy. Ahem. Don’t think Orly minds.

May 16, 2016 at 9:11 AM

Warning Signs

"Warning Signs" reveal 3

"Warning Signs" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Orlando-Bloom-and-Selena-Gomez-photographed-hugging-and-having-an-intense-conversation-at-a-club-in-Vegas/43867

Photo Assumption: Selena & Orlando in Vegas

Your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend is in Vegas. You see these photos of him/her with someone else. Are you like, yeah, this is just a friendly embrace. They were hugging, after an intense conversation AT A CLUB, and supporting each other platonically. Are you the person who can rationalise it like that?

Is Katy Perry the person who can rationalise this like that?

It’s Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom. Saturday night.

So. You think she’s calling John Mayer right now? Or has called him already?

As you know, Selena and Orlando have had a thing for a while. You remember this photo?

I wrote at the time – thanks to my friend Traci Melchor – that they were f-cking then for sure because when you’re that relaxed, sitting on a curb, like not caring about your angles and sh-t, it means you’ve already been naked together.

Two years later, that guy is dating your best friend’s nemesis. And, ahem, that guy likes to party. And now you’re both in Vegas. And… it’s loud in the club. It’s just a hug between friends, OK?

May 10, 2016 at 11:34

Warning Signs

"Warning Signs" reveal 2

"Warning Signs" reveal 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Bleached-blonde-Taylor-Swift-has-a-moment-with-Rihanna-at-Coachella-where-Katy-Perry-and-Orlando-Bloom-also-showed-up/43628

Dressing like an asshole at Coachella is an equal opportunity for all genders. Just look at Kellan Lutz. Those tats are fake:

Taylor Swift bleached her hair for Coachella. Because she realised how much better VOGUE made her look compared to how she makes herself look. But she did not dress like a f-cking asshole. I love this grey t-shirt that hangs low in the back. I love these gold kicks. I love the layers in her hair. Her hair is SO good. PS the shoes are Golden Goose which are ridiculously priced at CDN$700. I prefer the slip-on version.

Taylor was there with several members of her that-word-we-are-all-sick-of (Lorde, Jack Antonoff, Serayah, Haim, Martha Hunt etc) because Calvin Harris was the marquee stage on Sunday night. And Rihanna showed up for We Found Love. Which Taylor was super excited about:

And then they had a moment, Rihanna and Taylor Swift:

This is noteworthy because it’s been a minute. It’s been a while. This photo is from 2010 when they were all still playing nice with each other:

As you know, Rihanna’s always been for Katy Perry. And Katy was also at Coachella. With Orlando Bloom.

That Coachella vibe is basically where Orlando Bloom lives, ahem. Katy and Rihanna have always been a lot less showy about their friendship. So I don’t know if it means anything. And if Selena Gomez and Katy can be cordial to each other, I don’t see why Rihanna can’t be with Taylor and still be tight with Katy, although, you know, Taylor would take it otherwise.

April 18, 2016 at 8:36 AM

Warning Signs

"Warning Signs" reveal 1

"Warning signs" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Katy-Perry-and-Orlando-Bloom-at-fundraiser-for-Hillary-Clinton/43233

Katy and her “boyfriend” in New York

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were most recently in Hawaii. Last night she performed at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton. Question: does Katy Perry ever not “theme” dress?

After the show, Orlando was seen leaving the venue. So they’re kind of inseparable right now. As I mentioned yesterday, it’s early, and when it’s early the horny dominates everything. According to E! however, this is serious, not just f-cking. And she’s calling him her “boyfriend”. Which is basically his biggest career accomplishment in years. That explains the self-satisfied look on his face, I guess?

For her though, after almost 3 years with John Mayer, maybe it’s a relief. Maybe it’s a relief not having to defer to someone who thinks he’s smarter and more talented. Not that Orly doesn’t come with his own, um, issues. He’s been on a professional bender for a while, hasn’t he?

March 3, 2016 at 9:20 AM

Warning signs

"Warning signs" clue

Warning signs

http://www.laineygossip.com/Warning-signs-blind-riddle/43615

They hooked up real fast. And everything has been at top speed ever since. From initial attraction to exclusivity to super, super serious, they’ve been inseparable, and she’s totally in love and he’s definitely into her too but he’s also really, really into partying. They were both recently at a private event. Everyone was happy, everyone was celebrating, and then he starts making out with another guy. He was also totally f-cked up when it happened. He gets f-cked up a lot. It’s definitely a problem – one that he won’t acknowledge and that she doesn’t want to see because she’s too blissed out. Eventually though it’ll catch up with him and them. For years there have been warning signs with this guy. And it’s affected all of his past relationships. She can’t seem to avoid the dark ones.

April 15, 2016 at 8:19 AM

Update (11/24/16):
clue
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4

Warning signs

"2 days and 20 years" reveal 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Julia-Roberts-Leonardo-DiCaprio-at-best-table-Golden-Globes-2013/25681

Any time Julia Roberts is there, hers in the best table, OK? This is the rule and it’s sacred. And when she’s seated next to Leonardo DiCaprio? Please. There’s no argument here. You won’t win this argument.

How can you win this argument when she has her glasses on, probably lecturing him about something, or laughing about Jennifer Lopez’s waiter-bear, as her husband sits mute on the other side? And then there’s her dress. She barely bothered, you know? She doesn’t think she has to bother anymore because she’s Julia Roberts. She’s Julia Roberts so, naturally, she gets to present the most important award of the night. And, you’ll note, she only presents to her friends. This after all is the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They probably assured her of it beforehand. Yes, Julia, you’ll be presenting to your friend, George Clooney. And you can spend the rest of the night nattering at Leo about why he only dates Victoria’s Secret models. What? You don’t think she would? She would. And he couldn’t say sh-t back to her.

Otherwise, Leo was practically invisible the whole night. By the way, not that this is, ahem, related or anything, but does anyone know why Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr showed up? It’s a little embarrassing. As far as I know, he wasn’t connected to any of the films at all. So where do you seat him? Certainly not close to the front. The young wife wants to go out and party and he has to supervise. The young wife might be looking at all those more successful faces up near the stage, and wondering who’ll help her sit up there next time.

January 14, 2013 at 3:17 PM

2 days and 20 years

"2 days and 20 years" reveal 1

2 days and 20 years

http://www.laineygossip.com/2-days-and-20-years-blind-riddle/25544

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately.

My sources confirm that there was a boy, a very young, very famous, pop boy with his own fragile love situation who she f-cked for sh-ts and giggles. Just 2 nights later, it was another very famous former pop boy (of sorts) 20 years older who, obviously, specifically targets her small demographic. One night only. Those would be her more famous indiscretions. But they say she’s been cheating all over the place and all the time.

December 31, 2012 at 10:42

Update (3/9/15):
reveal 1
reveal 2

2 days and 20 years

"Two Boys in the City," it's not...

Wednesday, July 02, 2008
PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.

"Two Boys in the City," it's not...

"Good Help is Hard to Find," it's not...

Wednesday, February 6, 2008
PPPS. Ryan Gosling is not having problems finding good help. Nor Leo. And not Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom either. Coke isn’t Clooney’s thing and Elijah Wood is too easy.

"Good Help is Hard to Find," it's not...

"Condom-free Sleaze," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Apologetic_Hints.aspx

To make up for the unscheduled absence – more hints on Condom-free Sleaze:

Not:
- Orlando Bloom
- Alec Baldwin
- Guy Ritchie

Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 12:17:21 PM

"Condom-free Sleaze," it's not...

"Switch hitter," it's not...

I was intending to send out a new column last night but the 2,500 emails – and counting – in my mailbox got in the way. Evidently y’all enjoyed the Switch Hitting Blind Item. Just to clarify, the horndog in question is not Jude Law, Antonio Banderas, Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom, Matthew McConnaughey, or Clive Owen. And a special shout out to Julian K for giving me the best laugh I’ve had all month, suggesting that the homo/hetero in question is Celine Dion who “has an accent and looks like a man”.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

"Switch hitter," it's not...

"Clinging to love," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Orlando_Bloom_Kate_Bosworth_From_Sarc_Kate_and_Orlando_cling_.aspx

Could the answer to this blind item be Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom? We certainly have been painted a picture of fairy tale (read: bullsh*t) romance with these two. Going by recent pictures, baby girl is looking *rough,* and Orlando hasn't exactly been acting like boyfriend of the year. You can't come down on him too hard, though. He really seems like a nice guy, and the only one who can help Kate is Kate if she's that messed up.

Dear Sarc:

I like the guess. I can see why you've been led astray. And while there are certainly many skeletons behind Kate and Orly's relationship, there are even more behind the mystery couple you're asking about.

Friday, January 20, 2006

"Clinging to love," it's not...

"Anything for attention," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kate_Bosworth_Orlando_Bloom_From_Sue_P_Kate_Bosworth_is_a_famewhore.aspx

Anything for attention.You say someone with a 'subtler enhancement,' i.e. flatchested --and 'success by association' --i.e. couldn't make a blip on the radar without her famous boyfriend, Orlando Bloom. I'm guessing the newly-nippled Kate Bosworth

Dear Sue,

It's not Kate. Because while KB has certainly found tabloid notoriety 'by association', she also doesn't court it like a rabid attention starved whore like the girl you're looking for.

Monday, March 13, 2006

"Anything for attention," it's not...