"Bad Hair and Bug-Eyed" revealed again


Smutty Tingle
Bad hair and cheap ass (Cele|bitchy)

Friday, August 08, 2008 at 8:28 AM
Friday, August 08, 2008
PS. Filthy Scab pays her bills. Please. Whores are flush, didn’t you know?

"Unpaid Bills," it's not...

Thursday, August 07, 2008
PS. The Taupes are not having problems paying the bills.

"Unpaid Bills," it's not...

Wednesday, August 06, 2008
PS. Mel B and her creepy husband are not having issues with the bills. Also not the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk.

"Drunk & Fired" revealed again


A few years ago, after the death of her father, my Gwyneth gave an interview during which she lamented, in her snotty drawl, that she regretted wasting too much of her time dating a “complete knucklehead”. Diane Sawyer then pressed her about the quote later on ABC and Gwynnie seemed to acknowledge that she was referring to Ben Affleck, especially when she went on to note that “he’s got a lot of complication. And, you know, he really is a great guy. I hope he sorts himself out."

In all likelihood, it was probably Ben. But he’s not the only knucklehead she dated around that time. After Ben there was Luke Wilson. Gwyneth Paltrow and Luke Wilson. Can’t even imagine it.

But it happened. And it lasted almost a year. Ew.

Why ew? Because Luke Wilson is a loser. Luke Wilson could have been Jason Bateman with Ellen Page. But my sources say Luke Wilson was allegedly dumped by the production because…well… drinking and working don’t mix. So I hear. Instead, Luke Wilson took a role opposite Jessica Simpson in Blonde Ambition.

Enough said?

Attached – Luke Wilson in NYC the other day with some piece looking bloaty and terribly unworthy of my G.

Speaking of my G, she hit up a party for Tod’s in the Hamptons the other day with her ass hanging out. Literally. Then again, those legs are straight up amazing. What else is there to do when you roll with the Seinfelds all day and your husband’s on tour without you?

Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 4:41 PM
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
PS. Courteney Cox can pay her bills.

"Unpaid Bills," it's not...


The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids with the nanny no one ??? and enjoy a night out?

Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months without her usual glow. Good timing too. After all, Max and Emme are like chump change next to the Holy Jolie twins. Then again, Jennifer Lopez isn’t competitive at all.

Wonder if she was in LA last Thursday? It was the night of Victoria Beckham’s Allure party, remember? Has Jennifer Lopez broken up with the Posh? Or is it that the Posh must be the Alpha Girl in her new crew?

Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria are NOT Jennifer Lopez and Katie Holmes.

PS. JLo can pay her bills.

Monday, August 04, 2008 at 6:30 AM
Monday, August 04, 2008

PS. As far as I know, the Beckhams are still paying their bills.