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At some point you have to stop telling him to wipe his nose. Because it turns out the constant snot on both sides is actually leftover residue from something. And, well, if he’s going to keep doing it, boogers in the photos is the least of his problems.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 at 7:36 AM

Update (8/9/11):


You’d think if you’re out there singing your songs and all, promoting your work, that you’d be able to remember the words? But she needed three teleprompters during a recent performance – THREE screens with the lyrics and it wasn’t even a proper concert, just a short show, a few select tracks, and even that was apparently too much to chance without cheat-notes.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 6:52 AM

Update (8/09/11):


There was a temperamental (that’s a kind word) actress who came back from hiatus and refused to come out of her dressing room for several hours, delaying production, because one of her co-stars had lost weight and she was no longer the thinnest girl on the show. Who?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 at 7:30 AM

Update (8/09/11):


Remember when they supposedly did it in an elevator after an awards show? I’ve talked to some people who swear up and down that it totally went down. Ha. And some say he stank of it after. You know… how the smell kinda just… lingers?

Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 8:09 AM

Update (7/29/11):


Hilary Duff in a bikini, married almost a year (The Superficial)

Monday, July 11, 2011 at 11:19 AM

That didn't take long

How many legs can he balance on his lap? (Popoholic)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 at 12:06 PM

That didn't take long

I guess if you’re going to cheat, you’re going to cheat. It doesn’t have to be after a year, it can be much less. And you don’t have to wait for 5 either. Also, at that age, is it realistic to expect something to last forever? I suppose you don’t know that until you know it. And by then it’s too late.

She’s more famous. And he’s, well, he’s ok at what he does, but he’s certainly not great at it although when it comes to actual talent, I’m not so sure she has much of it either, and definitely not with the last project she pimped. Still, there’s no question that she’s the B+ in this relationship, and he’s the solid D+, which is VERY generous. In another league maybe we’d consider him a C-. A C at most. He’d never be one to wear that on his sweater though.

Anyway he cheated on her. At least once. With some kind of no name, but well connected enough, and the sort of girl who gets off on hooking up with married men, and if the married man has a celebrity wife...well, even better.

The wife, so far, is happily oblivious. So far. But those kinds of girls, they love to step down on other girls. And they love when other people know about it. Not sure how long he’ll be able to keep this contained.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 at 8:18 AM

Update (8/15/11):
denial: Reese Witherspoon


This has nothing to do with how John Travolta behaves at a spa. But I love that your first instinct was to go there.

For Seych who graduated from SFU yesterday and was reading LaineyGossip under the regalia through the boring bits – a riddle by request:

You want to know how spoiled celebrities are? Every morning when he goes to the gym and opens up his locker, he expects to find inside a vacuum sealed package containing a set of clean workout clothes. He leaves the used clothes inside the locker after the training session. An employee is then required to come to the gym later and replace the dirty items with a fresh vacuum pack option for the next day. The clothes have to be vacuum packed. They can’t just be laundered and folded and placed gently on the shelf. And in LA, for the stars, a request like this is considered commonplace.

Thursday, June 16, 2011 at 7:14 AM

So... which celebrity has a staff person clean up his locker at the gym, and vacuum seal all his clothes for the next day?

There. A riddle to end our liveblog. Thanks for joining us!
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Update (7/17/11):


As for a blind riddle, there’s a Hollywood sure-cock who keeps deliberately hitting on and f-cking married women because he gets off on the fact that they’re almost always ready to leave their marriages for him. Who?

Tuesday, June 07, 2011 at 6:20 AM


Which tv personality flirts dangerously with GHB and then, consequently, with strangers when he’s relaxing from a hard day’s work? So far it hasn’t gotten him into too much trouble yet but it can get rough out there, even though he likes it that way.

A chronic cheater slept with the girl who has also been around a lot, and has had her share of infidelity too, on both sides of the equation, and while their hookup was very brief, he was becoming serious with his gf at the time. They are still together, and she still doesn’t know. About this time, or all of the other ones. So dumb.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 1:02 PM


He has been sleeping with producer after producer - mostly females, any age, any shape - offering himself in exchange for opportunities. Any opportunities. While it's rather competitive among famewhores on the project he's best known for, it turns out he's the one who's most aggressive, most desperate, most willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Hilarious because it hasn't exactly been working for him until recently, a surprise gig. Still, after so many tries, and other boys on the side in the city, and so many nights with much older lady executives, you'd think he would have gotten further ahead than where he's come to now which really isn't all that impressive. Maybe that's why he decided to switch sides. Besides, it suits his true preference anyway. He'll do both, but men are what really make him happy. So he must not have minded so much when he laid himself out, twice, for a very high profile male producer with an impressive resume mentoring some huge names, recently, in the hopes of perhaps crossing over, straddling several different portfolios at the same time. If Jennifer Lopez can be a multihyphenate, with one of those hyphens being a music career, I suppose it gives others hope that they can too, him included. Never mind that there's an over 25 year age gap between them.

Monday, May 16, 2011 at 10:53 AM

Update (10/15/11):
red herring 2

This is single Cameron Diaz on the cover of May GQ. This is ridiculous. Cam’s body is ridiculous.

Cameron tells the magazine that she’s been "boy crazy" for a year. That she is choosing not to be in a relationship because that’s where she is right now, preferring to enjoy instead a brief hook up now and again with the likes of John Mayer, Bradley Cooper, and – ugh – Criss Angel.

Love it. Between Cam and Kate Hudson, it’s all about ladies in total control having sex. Lindsay Lohan could stand to learn a lesson.

Oh and one more thing:

Cam > Shelf Ass

That’s all.

Monday, March 31, 2008 at 1:39 PM

Boy Crazy

Will Cam lose it over Christie?

It’s a famous story and one that many enjoy recalling – after Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz and hooked up with Jessica Biel, Cam gave him the gears for almost an hour at an awards show afterparty while an embarrassed Drew Barrymore looked on.

Cam has said she will fly, far and wide, for cock. She also goes apesh-t over it, as demonstrated in the incident over Biel and, well, in how she has behaved with magazine editors when they suggest her boyfriends may not be faithful. Gift! I guess in that respect Cam and Lohan, Lindsay may be alike.

So what will happen over Christie Brinkley?

The NY Daily News reports that Brinkley was Alex Rodriguez’s guest at a Yankees game last week. Supposedly he was “hitting on her” and told her that he was “unattached”. Another source insists they’re just friends. And A-Rod and Cam were inseparable the Independence Day weekend, seemingly as into each other as they’ve ever been. But that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t get down with some action on the side.

Did you see Christie at the Tony Awards? She’ll be playing Roxie Hart soon on Broadway in Chicago and was a presenter at the event. Scared the sh-t out of me. Was like her eyes were bugging out of her face, and she smiled so hard and delivered every word with such Try, I had to look away. Check her out on the carpet that night. See what I mean? Why are you posing with your arm behind your head?

You know when you can smell a woman’s hunger for a man? I’m just saying I don’t think Christie would turn away A-Rod’s advances. And I hate myself for saying that. I do. On some level I don’t think it’s fair. At the same time, I also think there’s a way to be of a certain age, and single, without ...needing it so obviously. It’s a measure of self-value, non? Am I offside?

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 at 9:50 AM

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Smell another jealous rage?

Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon after they split; she is the girl who embarrasses herself at a bar with a douchebag who barely cares.

And now this prick, while Cam’s away in Europe promoting The Green Hornet, is apparently kicking it low rent with some Housewife of Some City (the one who always walks around in a bikini?) called Kelly Bensimon in Miami. Page Six reports that ARod was flirting with Bensimon at an Art Basel party the other night. Another source tells the paper that: "While Alex was recently seen with Cameron Diaz again, they're not back together. He is single."

Does she know that?

Or will she get home and throw down with a D Lister when she finds out?


Pease let this happen.

And please let it happen like this. The video below. I’ve been waiting to find a reason to post it. And since Cammie is prone to jealous rages, well, it’s really the best fit. Thanks Ritchie!

You don’t have to be Chinese to appreciate the beauty of this clip. It will make your life no matter what language you speak. If you are fluent in Cantonese however you’ll know why I love it so much. It’s the best f-cking sh-t I have EVER SEEN. And before you suggest that it might be a fraud...


You don’t know my people.

If it was a fraud, you’d be able to see the other girl’s face. She’d get full exposure for her troubles. They’re vain that way these Hong Kong girls.

Anyway, enough commentary from me. Watch and be happy. And now imagine Cammie D doing the same. OMG. Why wasn’t I in this restaurant when this went down?!?!

Tuesday, December 07, 2010 at 8:36 AM

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Cam Diaz: Hermy AND Desperate?

Girl needs to learn how to get over a break up because I can smell her desperation from over here.

Flirting with Leo? Good. Stalking JT and losing her sh-t on Jessica Biel? Not just not good...it"s f&cking pathetic.

Apparently Cam saw Pip chatting up Jessica at one of the parties and in a jealous, insecure rage proceeded to tear a strip off of her ridiculously perky ass which is consistent with Us Weekly"s report last week about Cam"s possessive behaviour throughout their relationship, going so far as to cockblock a few eager ladies last year who wanted to approach Justin at a club.

Her message?

Something to the effect of: To get to him, you go through me.

Damn...Bitch has the guarding instinct of a Rottweiler.

SO not attractive. But actually rather ballsy...in more ways than one, and encouraging too! Because even though her Hermy"s been hiding, it"s really great to see that the Hermy"s come back - in the form of possessive "Roid Rage, not unlike a beer chugging boyfriend with a pick up who won"t let his girl so much as look at another dude without popping a vein.

And just think - litle Pip was on the receiving end of this for nearly 3 years ...now does that scream manly man? Does it really?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass.

Mission successful.

Pip bit. And Cam saw. And instead of playing it chill, Cam lost her sh*t, tearing a strip of the Shelf before launching into a 45 minute tirade in JT’s face at an afterparty. At one point the former Herm was overhead shouting: so what…she’s like your f&cking girlfriend now???

Embarrassingly enough, Cam kept going until Drew Barrymore pulled her away. And to add insult to injury, Cam’s white dress fell flat…

Not exactly her proudest moment. Especially when Us Weekly and every other gossip rag gets hold of it and the story becomes public knowledge. Do you love it?

Thanks to Chelly P for the suggestion!

But seriously… J Biel’s dress for the Globes – does it get any cheaper? Can she be more out of her league???

Photos attached of all 3 at the Globes.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 4:25 PM

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Cam talks big

Cameron Diaz is featured on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2011. She ranks 4th. So, you know, she’s fronting like she’s all cool about relationships in a men’s magazine, perpetuating the image that she’s a guy’s girl, burpy and farty, super chill, not super clingy, and doesn’t demand more:

"I do (think marriage is a dying institution). I think we have to make our own rules. I don't think we should live our lives in relationships based off old traditions that don't suit our world any longer."

Then she goes on to share how she thinks men and women should behave in a relationship:

"Guys need women who challenge them and don't let them get away with their sh-t. Women, conversely, need to not be crazy bitches who blow up when their guys tell them something that scares them."

True. I agree with this. But does she actually own it? Because, um, the Cam who’s with ARod is the one who is all over him at the bar, even when he’s ignoring her. And, well, if we’re going to be talking about crazy bitches who blow up, errrrmmm….

Golden Globes. 2007. Cammie loses it on Justin Timberlake at an afterparty when she finds out about Jessica Biel. Like she followed him from one party to another before confronting him for 45 minutes. This doesn’t include all the sh-t she threw down when they were actually still together and he was stepping out on her. I mean…

Go ahead and talk big. But if you can’t back up your big talk, in the end you’re just the girl controlled by the cock which is less Madonna than it is LeAnn Rimes. Great shoes though.

Click here for the full Maxim List.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 at 2:15 PM

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Cameron Diaz was photographed in London today at a production meeting in preparation for her next film Gambit with Colin Firth and Alan Rickman. Lucky bitch!


She’ll be working for at least a few weeks away from boyfriend Alex Rodriguez. Maybe in that time she’ll figure out she’s over it? Doubtful.

What’s more likely is that in that time he’ll f-ck her over. You know, ARod is just that kind of guy. And then she won’t believe it and she’ll drill a hole through some editor’s ass when a magazine prints the story. What?

In addition to shooting in England, Cam will also have to start promoting Bad Teacher opening on June 24 which… I loved the trailer SO much. And given the disconnect between it and what she’s really like, all clingy and sh-t, I guess we underestimate what a good actor she is. She really is.

F-ck my ass.

Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 2:04 PM

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