"He turned out to be the cliché," it's not...

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24071/Intro-for-July-13--2012

Stop yelling at me. I gave warning that this would crush you. But why would it crush me if it was Antonio Banderas? It’s not. Or Hugh Jackman which... have I not been clear enough about Hugh Jackman?

July 13, 2012 at 8:49 AM

He turned out to be the cliché

"He turned out to be the cliché," it's not...

"Just As She Is," it's not...

PPS. Just As She Is: not Alan Rickman, not Antonio Banderas, not Johnny Depp, not Keith Urban who isn’t even in the same neighbourhood as squeaky clean, though the thought of a Sapphic Granny Freeze kinda makes my life. Finally, it’s not Will Smith. Entirely possible, of course, but not the purse you’re looking for.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Just As She Is

"Just As She Is," it's not...

"Clinging to Love," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3111

Don't bother with:
Melanie & Antonio
Madonna/Guy Ritchie
Will & Jada

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Clinging to Love

"Clinging to Love," it's not...

"Switch hitter," it's not...

I was intending to send out a new column last night but the 2,500 emails – and counting – in my mailbox got in the way. Evidently y’all enjoyed the Switch Hitting Blind Item. Just to clarify, the horndog in question is not Jude Law, Antonio Banderas, Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom, Matthew McConnaughey, or Clive Owen. And a special shout out to Julian K for giving me the best laugh I’ve had all month, suggesting that the homo/hetero in question is Celine Dion who “has an accent and looks like a man”.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

"Switch hitter," it's not...

"Legendary tales," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Colin_Farrell_Owen_Wilson_Bobby_Brown_Legendary_tales__they_are_all_true.aspx

and no. it's not Matthew Fox or the other dude who played Bailey

Don't bother with Colin Farrell or Owen Wilson or Bobby Brown or P Diddy or Jay Z.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Charlie_Sheen_More_legendary_tales.aspx

eliminate the following:

Lenny Kravitz

Bruce Willis

Charlie Sheen

Richard Gere

Keanu Reeves

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jude_Law_Rob_Lowe_Legendary_Tales__final_clues.aspx

I'm sorry if I haven't replied to your guess about this item. I can't - and this one is an exception. But I'll narrow it down further right here before shutting him down for good. It's not the following:

Jude Law
Rob Lowe
LL Cool J

Antonio Banderas

Now…let's move on. I'm treating you to 2 brand new riddles!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

"Legendary tales," it's not...

"Gaydar interrupted," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Elton_John_Brittany_Murphy_Eddie__Cahill__From_Sharon_S_gaydar_guess__WARNING_LEWD_PHOTO.aspx

The gaydar A-lister must be Arnold Shwarzenegger. But I'm at a loss for the B-lister. I want to say Mike Meyers or Eddie Murphy, but they're not exactly what I'd call 'thespians'. John Lithgow is too old. Antonio Banderas? Please, do tell.

Dear Sharon:

Definitely NOT Arnold. But probably more politically astute. As for the B-lister... none of the above. Everyone you listed is head and shoulders in rank above this greasy beefcake, although Antonio might be your closest guess, geographically speaking.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

"Gaydar interrupted," it's not...