Showing posts with label Janet Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Janet Jackson. Show all posts

"No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Janet_Jackson_taken_to_hospital_cancels_Montreal_concert.aspx

As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show.

Promoters have promised to make it up.

Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston.

Is your smutty sense tingling?

EVERYONE’s smutty sense is tingling. No one seems to be buying the “fallen ill” excuse, especially since Janet pulls the sick trick rather often…

Not to say that it wouldn’t suck if she truly was suffering but then again, she is a Jackson. Most of the time, the sick is in the head. And none of them seem to have come out of high school either. High school builds character. The Jacksons raised an entire family of limp, insecure freaks.

So there was an item yesterday in Page Six… something about Janet’s boyfriend Jermaine Dupri mixing champagne and tequila (ew!) and throwing up, literally, into her lap. In public. At a club.

Obviously mortifying.

Next thing you know, she doesn’t want to play Montreal.

Like teenage drama, right?

Remember when something sh*tty would happen at school? Like you hit a bad note during your solo or when Martin called you a yellow-bellied chink in Grade 7 during recess because you liked Olivier instead? Or when that hot guy 3 years older told everyone you went all the way when it was totally just making out in the bathroom?

Remember how tempting it was not to show up the next day? Remember how relieved you were when you did show up and realised it wasn’t so bad? Remember that weak morning when you couldn’t come up with the courage?

Was it like that for Janet Jackson this morning?

Attached – Janet tour photo and with Jermaine taken the night the alleged puking went down.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 11:45 AM
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"No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing" revealed

http://laineygossip.com/Janet_Jackson_in_Versace_at_Costume_Institute_Gala.aspx

Seriously…

I felt badly for Janet Jackson. I mean it’s Janet Jackson, right? She released a new album this year which has totally unperformed, it’s been all Mimi and Madonna and no Damita Jo, and she showed up on the carpet tonight and all of us on the press line were like – oh yeah, Janet Jackson. Sure let’s get her if we can, but not if it means missing JLo or TomKat or Scarlett or the Olsens or Posh and I’m telling you, the list went on and on.

For some reason, somehow, Janet Jackson has become a “nice to have” but not a “MUST have”.

Sucks to be Janet.

She did look good though. She looked as good as she did a decade ago. Her body was tight. Her hair was an improvement on the White Snake thing she was rocking a few weeks ago, and she and Jermaine Dupri had a sweetness about them that was endearing and authentic but let me ask you this…

Do you care to keep reading? Or would you prefer to on to someone else?

See what I mean?

Karma Calamity is a bitch.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 4:55 AM
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"No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing" reveal

http://laineygossip.com/Janet_Jackson_hospitalised_with_the_flu.aspx

Us Weekly is reporting that Janet Jackson was hospitalised last night because of shortness of breath. Her rep subsequently clarified that it was the flu.

The flu? Do you believe the flu? With all that money and resources, she can’t afford home care?

Or is it because you can’t give someone a nose job/tummy tuck/boob lift/etc etc etc at home?

Not that Janet would ever, right? Not that there are any fake parts on her body, right?

In some circles, there are those who believe she actually had a rod inserted into her abs to make them look the way they do. Sounds rubbish to me, didn’t know that was actually possible… but this is Hollywood after all.

Best to the nursing staff treating her during this delicate time. Cedars Sinai is kick ass but it’s hard to provide proper medical treatment with so many rules in place…Just sayin'...

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 10:38 AM
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"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number," it's not...

http://laineygossip.com/The_Wrong_Colour_the_Wrong_Number.aspx

Let me save you some work: not Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez

Monday, March 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM


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No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing

http://laineygossip.com/No_Looking_No_Talking_No_Breathing.aspx


Diva antics are rather pedestrian these days so it takes a super bitch and her ass attitude to really push the envelope.

A photo shoot with a major artist. Much is riding on her new project. Everyone is busting their balls to make her look good. But it’s hard with these instructions:

Don’t talk to her, don’t look at her, and … don’t even breathe in her direction.

Don’t breathe in her direction!

Worse still – not sure if you know what it’s like at a photo shoot but the lighting, the set, the hair, the makeup, the equipment, it can all get pretty technical, especially for someone this important. Unfortunately, she couldn’t pose with people standing around. Girl has filled stadiums and she can’t have her photo taken with a room full of staff? Please.

So after lining up every shot, everyone but the photographer had to leave the room. Needless to say, things need tweaking from minute to minute. Literally, he would take one frame and have to call out to bring someone back in for an adjustment before moving on. Imagine – every move required another callback to have someone else run in to make a quick fix only to dash back out.

Needless to say, this extended the shoot time exponentially. And under those conditions, people are not going to be inspired to put out their best work.

Why is this such a mystery anyway? The nicer you are, the nicer you get back! Is it so hard? Is is physically difficult to be nice?

And seriously…who is she anymore anyway? She needs it more than they do. The way she’s acting though, she’ll be staring another failure straight in the face.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 9:33:36 AM

Update (10/15/08):
denial 1: Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Lopez & Madonna
denial 2: Whitney Houston, Erykah Badu & Jessica Simpson
denial 3: Paula Abdul & Alicia Keys
denial 4: Carrie Underwood
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3



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"The Third Person," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Monday_July_24_2006.aspx

Kathleen Turner is NOT The Third Person. Try at least 30 years younger and someone who sings for a living. Isn’t that the pure definition of a diva anyway?

She’s also not Janet Jackson. You’re looking for a sophomore singer – not someone on her 20th class reunion.

Monday, July 24, 2006


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