Smutty Tingle
The New Posh, in every way including food and marriage (Hollywood Tuna )
Friday, July 04, 2008 at 9:44 AM
Take Coke for the Pain
Showing posts with label Cheryl Cole (née Tweedy). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheryl Cole (née Tweedy). Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_July_4_2008.aspx
Smutty Tingle
The New Posh, in every way including food and marriage (Hollywood Tuna )
Friday, July 04, 2008 at 9:44 AM
Take Coke for the Pain
Smutty Tingle
The New Posh, in every way including food and marriage (Hollywood Tuna )
Friday, July 04, 2008 at 9:44 AM
Take Coke for the Pain
http://www.laineygossip.com/Victoria_Beckham_in_Dubai_with_David_Beckham_for_AC_Milan_party_but_replaced_by_Cheryl_Cole_on_cover.aspx
Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland Mouret.
Meanwhile British tabloids are gleefully trumpeting the fact that Victoria’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured on the cover of the new UK Vogue, an achievement that took years for Posh to accomplish. They were inseparable at the World Cup in 2006, distancing themselves from the other WAGs as Posh mentored another girl band member newly married to a footballer.
Like Mrs Beckham, Mrs Cole was also betrayed by her husband, then numbed the pain by not eating, assisted by some happy habits, is now beloved in England thanks to her role as judge on X factor, and to the Posh-hater’s delight is being celebrated as Victoria’s replacement.
Cheryl is younger…and she’s just as thin. Oh la, it’s on.
Monday, January 05, 2009 at 6:32 AM
Take Coke for the Pain
Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland Mouret.
Meanwhile British tabloids are gleefully trumpeting the fact that Victoria’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured on the cover of the new UK Vogue, an achievement that took years for Posh to accomplish. They were inseparable at the World Cup in 2006, distancing themselves from the other WAGs as Posh mentored another girl band member newly married to a footballer.
Like Mrs Beckham, Mrs Cole was also betrayed by her husband, then numbed the pain by not eating, assisted by some happy habits, is now beloved in England thanks to her role as judge on X factor, and to the Posh-hater’s delight is being celebrated as Victoria’s replacement.
Cheryl is younger…and she’s just as thin. Oh la, it’s on.
Monday, January 05, 2009 at 6:32 AM
Take Coke for the Pain
http://laineygossip.com/Take_Coke_for_the_Pain.aspx
Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends.
Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. And neither is marijuana. This kind of heartache requires the hard stuff.
Cocaine is the magic solution. Which is why she’s been blowing the pain away through her nose, a side of her that’s anathema to the squeaky clean, anti-drug image that’s been played out in the papers.
Monday, February 11, 2008 at 10:20:14 AM
Update (1/5/09):
guess
denial 1: Robin Wright Penn & Pamela Anderson
denial 2: Rachel McAdams
denial 3: Hilary Duff
denial 4: Kate Bosworth
denial 5: Lily Allen
denial 6: Natalie Portman
clue
reveal
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