PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Showing posts with label Will Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Will Smith. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_17jun09.aspx
PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_06mar09.aspx
PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.
Friday, March 06, 2009
PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.
Friday, March 06, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_24dec08.aspx
PS Cuba is not Will Smith. Chocolate is not Justin Timberlake.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
PS Cuba is not Will Smith. Chocolate is not Justin Timberlake.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_used_a_madam_for_gay_sex.aspx
It’s no secret in smutty circles – the suggestion has been swirling for years undercover but as is the case with stars of his stature, no one wants to take the risk of openly challenging his alleged heterosexuality. Like his good friend the GMD however, some secrets cannot be stifled.
Will Smith is gay???
Shocker, right?
You mean it’s not Jada in his trailer?
Please.
According to Ian Halperin Will was a regular John back in the day, paying for gay sex on the regular.
Fear of risking his career in recent years has pushed him towards the GMD’s Church which is rumoured to be a homo cure-all for celebrities like Will and Tom and that other flying buffoon whose popularity adheres to a distinctly straight line. And as you’ve seen, Will’s off screen activities have reflected an increasingly Scientological slant, including incorporating L Ron Hubbard doctrine at the school.aspx he and Jada founded while continuing to deny his allegiance to the Xenu when all evidence points to the contrary.
Many have wondered also if and just how much the Smiths have donated to the Church and this of course is the GMD’s greatest gift. He may no longer be the Top Gun at the box office but he’s still the man when it comes to recruitment.
All frauds in the family. Chills, chills, chills.
Source Dlisted.com
Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 6:56 AM
It’s no secret in smutty circles – the suggestion has been swirling for years undercover but as is the case with stars of his stature, no one wants to take the risk of openly challenging his alleged heterosexuality. Like his good friend the GMD however, some secrets cannot be stifled.
Will Smith is gay???
Shocker, right?
You mean it’s not Jada in his trailer?
Please.
According to Ian Halperin Will was a regular John back in the day, paying for gay sex on the regular.
Fear of risking his career in recent years has pushed him towards the GMD’s Church which is rumoured to be a homo cure-all for celebrities like Will and Tom and that other flying buffoon whose popularity adheres to a distinctly straight line. And as you’ve seen, Will’s off screen activities have reflected an increasingly Scientological slant, including incorporating L Ron Hubbard doctrine at the school.aspx he and Jada founded while continuing to deny his allegiance to the Xenu when all evidence points to the contrary.
Many have wondered also if and just how much the Smiths have donated to the Church and this of course is the GMD’s greatest gift. He may no longer be the Top Gun at the box office but he’s still the man when it comes to recruitment.
All frauds in the family. Chills, chills, chills.
Source Dlisted.com
Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 6:56 AM
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
PS. Will & Jada’s commitment is not in crisis. Also not Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.
PS. Will & Jada’s commitment is not in crisis. Also not Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.
http://laineygossip.com/Mike_Myers_to_host_MTV_Movie_Awards.aspx
Mike Myers will host the MTV Movie Awards as part of the promotional lead-up to the release of The Love Guru. No doubt, his spoof clips will be hilarious. For the viewer that is. The real question though – will they be hilarious for the people working on them? Or will they have to overcome the monumental difficulty of producing the features without actually looking at or talking to their star?
What???
But Mike is Canadian! Canadians are NEVER douchebags… right? Please. Ask anyone who worked with Avril Lavigne at the Junos this weekend and you’ll know that couldn’t be further from the truth.
Still… on the outside, Mike is as charming as they come:
"Hosting the MTV Movie Awards is like a party, but without having to do beer runs in your mom's mini van. We do beer runs in Will Smith's four-story motor home."
Interesting he chose Will Smith to write a joke about. In a motor home. Just sayin’…
Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 8:58 AM
Mike Myers will host the MTV Movie Awards as part of the promotional lead-up to the release of The Love Guru. No doubt, his spoof clips will be hilarious. For the viewer that is. The real question though – will they be hilarious for the people working on them? Or will they have to overcome the monumental difficulty of producing the features without actually looking at or talking to their star?
What???
But Mike is Canadian! Canadians are NEVER douchebags… right? Please. Ask anyone who worked with Avril Lavigne at the Junos this weekend and you’ll know that couldn’t be further from the truth.
Still… on the outside, Mike is as charming as they come:
"Hosting the MTV Movie Awards is like a party, but without having to do beer runs in your mom's mini van. We do beer runs in Will Smith's four-story motor home."
Interesting he chose Will Smith to write a joke about. In a motor home. Just sayin’…
Wednesday, April 09, 2008 at 8:58 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_organises_special_Valentines_dinner_for_Jada_Pinkett_Smith.aspx
The GMD isn’t shy about professing his love for his amazing, marvellous, incredible Katie. Oprah’s couch and fist pumps, motorcycle rides that thrilled her virgin heart, and a proposal on top of the Eiffel Tower – well no wonder he made her life.
Rest assured, the GMD’s BFF Will Smith isn’t far behind in the romance department.
Will is in Vancouver - his son who is shooting a movie. On location. Jada is with him. On Saturday he took her to C Restaurant and booked out the private wine attic – the room was filled to the brim with fresh flowers and a string quartet entertained them during their meal. Surrounded by such fresh scents and joy and gaiety, Jada was thrilled.
So was he.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
The GMD isn’t shy about professing his love for his amazing, marvellous, incredible Katie. Oprah’s couch and fist pumps, motorcycle rides that thrilled her virgin heart, and a proposal on top of the Eiffel Tower – well no wonder he made her life.
Rest assured, the GMD’s BFF Will Smith isn’t far behind in the romance department.
Will is in Vancouver - his son who is shooting a movie. On location. Jada is with him. On Saturday he took her to C Restaurant and booked out the private wine attic – the room was filled to the brim with fresh flowers and a string quartet entertained them during their meal. Surrounded by such fresh scents and joy and gaiety, Jada was thrilled.
So was he.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
PPS. Just As She Is: not Alan Rickman, not Antonio Banderas, not Johnny Depp, not Keith Urban who isn’t even in the same neighbourhood as squeaky clean, though the thought of a Sapphic Granny Freeze kinda makes my life. Finally, it’s not Will Smith. Entirely possible, of course, but not the purse you’re looking for.
Friday, February 01, 2008
Friday, February 01, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3111
Don't bother with:
Melanie & Antonio
Madonna/Guy Ritchie
Will & Jada
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Don't bother with:
Melanie & Antonio
Madonna/Guy Ritchie
Will & Jada
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
http://laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_I_Am_Legend_big_premiere_at_the_box_office.aspx
Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 6:33:48 AM
Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 6:33:48 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits.aspx
Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?
They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.
Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!
Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 8:59:40 AM
Trailer Visits... With His Trainer
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits_With_His_Trainer.aspx
Remember him? Click here for a refresher
Looks like his trailer activities have not stopped, although now, instead of a revolving door of visitors, it’s just one on the regular – his trainer with whom he has been spending an inordinate amount of time while working on location for an ongoing project, locked alone behind closed doors for hours. Not training. Not even dressed for training.
Curiously enough, he’s taken to entertaining his trainer not in his own trailer but in his co-star’s trailer, foolishly believing their long sessions would go unnoticed.
Not unnoticed. And actually rather shocking for crew members who until now totally believed his fraud.
Update (10/21/08):
clue
denial 1: Johnny Depp
denial 2: John Travolta
denial 3: Tom Cruise & Patrick Dempsey
denial 4: Mel Gibson
denial 5: Eddie Murphy
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?
They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.
Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!
Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 8:59:40 AM
Trailer Visits... With His Trainer
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits_With_His_Trainer.aspx
Remember him? Click here for a refresher
Looks like his trailer activities have not stopped, although now, instead of a revolving door of visitors, it’s just one on the regular – his trainer with whom he has been spending an inordinate amount of time while working on location for an ongoing project, locked alone behind closed doors for hours. Not training. Not even dressed for training.
Curiously enough, he’s taken to entertaining his trainer not in his own trailer but in his co-star’s trailer, foolishly believing their long sessions would go unnoticed.
Not unnoticed. And actually rather shocking for crew members who until now totally believed his fraud.
Update (10/21/08):
clue
denial 1: Johnny Depp
denial 2: John Travolta
denial 3: Tom Cruise & Patrick Dempsey
denial 4: Mel Gibson
denial 5: Eddie Murphy
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
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