Commitment Crisis?

They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful.

But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while.

The problem, one of many obviously, is that when he’s cranked, he’s also very aggressive. Some say he’s mixing his powder with some muscle juice and the coke/steroid combination brings out the roughneck which has presented many challenges for his publicist.

Fortunately his publicist is almost as clever as Jessica Biel’s. Was able to turn spin a recent skirmish into an heroic rescue. The truth is, he was so jacked up on the good stuff he had to take it out on someone else’s head.

As for his wife...well she has a boyfriend. His name is Jesus. With her new devoutness has come an almost unbearable sanctimony, not to mention intolerance – for his lifestyle, for his binges – so much so that they are finding it increasingly difficult to be together, though like the Beckhams, they are a brand too.

One big happy family...fraud!

Friday, July 18, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Update (7/23/09):
denial 1: Jennifer Lopez
denial 2: Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale

denial 3: Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith, Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick

denial 4: Sean Penn
denial 5: Katie Price & Peter Andre, Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
denial 6: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis
denial 7: Tobey Maguire
reveal 1
reveal 2

reveal 3
reveal 4

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