"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number," it's not...

Monday, March 17, 2008
The singing bitch with complaints is not Celine Dion.

"The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number," it's not...

"Switch hitter," it's not...

I was intending to send out a new column last night but the 2,500 emails – and counting – in my mailbox got in the way. Evidently y’all enjoyed the Switch Hitting Blind Item. Just to clarify, the horndog in question is not Jude Law, Antonio Banderas, Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom, Matthew McConnaughey, or Clive Owen. And a special shout out to Julian K for giving me the best laugh I’ve had all month, suggesting that the homo/hetero in question is Celine Dion who “has an accent and looks like a man”.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

"Switch hitter," it's not...