Showing posts with label Demi Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Demi Moore. Show all posts

"The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_07jan10.aspx

PS. The Good Mommy is not Demi Moore or Christie Brinkley. Also not Debra Messing.

Thursday, January 07, 2010
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"Smack no kids," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19mar09.aspx

PPS. Smack no kids is not Demi and Ashton or Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.

Thursday, March 19, 2009
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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_02mar09.aspx

PS. Demi & Ashton, while douchey together, were not starving together.

Monday, March 02, 2009
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"Clinging to love," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Demi_Moore_From_Head_Groupie_Demi_and_Ashton_cling_to_love.aspx

Demi Moore? the heart throb stealing milf is finally realizing he's out of her league…

Dear Head Groupie,

WAY off. Sorry. If anything, Ashton’s devotion to his preternaturally preserved bride is stronger than ever. Spend more time looking for an opposite in age discrepancy. And much less Kabbalist influence while we’re at it.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Demi_Moore_From_Erin_Demi_is_abusive.aspx


Okay, is it (abusing the help) Demi Moore? Isn't she notorious for being demanding... 'Gimme Moore' is/was her nickname...and around the 'dry thin lips' I see lines from maybe smoking? Her hubby is much younger... Throw me a lifeline, I'm drowning here!!!

Dear Erin,

You might be confusing riddles. The abuser has a husband but he’s not necessarily much younger. And while Demi might be demanding, she certainly has never been known to be a f*cking pig, which is the budding reputation this lady seems to be developing. Focus on someone with a more slovenly history. And NOT Britney.

Monday, February 13, 2006


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"Text Harassment," it's not...

Thursday, February 1, 2007

PPS. Jennifer Lopez is not the Text Harasser. JLo is still looking for one last piece for completion while TH has had hers already, though La Lopez might want to follow that example if she hasn’t yet considered it. Also not Demi Moore. Demi’s sexual re-awakening came with Ashton while TH is just beginning hers with her own young Kelso … and curiously the age gap is almost exactly the same.


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"Mute Stones," it's not...

Thursday, November 15, 2007
PPPS. Mute Stones is not Nicole Kidman. Or Charlize Theron. Those two have won Oscars. But while Mute's family and her husband may be decorated, she herself ...not so much.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007
PPS. Demi Moore does not distribute Mute Stones.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007
PS. Julia Roberts does not use Mute Stones (Neither does Sharon Stone)


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