"Another winner" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_on_date_with_Harry_Morton_Lindsay_Lohans_ex_02sept10.aspx

Jennifer Aniston: one degree of Firecrotch

Jesus.

It’s too much fontrum, please make it stop.

Jennifer Aniston picked up from Jessica Simpson and invited John Mayer into her bed.

Last night she was out for dinner with a mystery man. Radaronline.com has just revealed that it’s Harry Morton. Who?

Pink Taco?

Lindsay Lohan?

Her ex-boyfriend?

I mean...

Poor John Stamos. Because if John Mayer is good enough, and Lilo’s discards are good enough, you have to wonder why John Stamos, who says he doesn’t have sex and snort rails with underage extortionists, isn’t good enough. After all, Jen’s bar doesn’t seem to be all that high.

Um, also, Harry Morton was linked not too long ago with Lolita Hayden Panettiere. Goddamn it Jennifer, it’s like you’re trying to make us feel sorry for you. The worst part is, I kind of do. And I’d rather be hated than pitied. Just a personal preference. I guess she’s proven though that she doesn’t share it.

But think about it: Jennifer Aniston can now play Six Degrees of Firecrotch with just one step. Shame.

Thursday, September 02, 2010 at 12:39 PM

Another Winner

"Another winner" clue

Another Winner

http://www.laineygossip.com/blind_riddle_another_winner_28sept10.aspx

She certainly knows how to pick them, douchebag after douchebag. Although it’s ended with the last one who didn’t want to get serious he’s still getting a lot of mileage from their brief hook-up. Seems he has a really big mouth, and is telling everyone everywhere how much she wanted him. So much so that the first time they had sex, at a friend’s place, she was so horny and had to have him so badly that it didn’t matter that she was on her period. She pulled her tampon out on the spot, tossed it aside cavalierly, and invited him in.

He also keeps boasting to his buddies that she loved going down on him, especially in the car. Said it made her feel like she was still in high school, she got off on the danger...and she gets off on her own body. According to him, nothing made her as hot as hearing compliments about how tight she is. Like that would crank her up several notches. Typical asshole, looking back now, he says he’d just reel off some standard, premeditated one-liners, just to f-ck with her some more, and get her more enthusiastic on his ride.

He barely, barely matters, and she’s a big deal, and though it’s over now he’s using it like an item on his resumé, the very opposite of discretion, and for her, another romantic embarrassment, although maybe, given her obviously preference for dickheads, maybe she doesn’t see it that way.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010 at 8:17 AM

Update (11/03/10):

clue
denial 1 & 2: Anne Hathaway & Reese Witherspoon
denial 3: Kim Kardashian
denial 4: Jessica Simpson
reveal

Another Winner