"15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_11jan11.aspx

[Comment From Patty ]
I love Penelope Cruz, but I'm not sure I'll ever get over the fact that she dated Tom Cruise. The Xenu! The ambiguous sexuality! What happened there? Was it a completely artificial relationship?

Lainey: Patty - to a point. I think she figured it out later. But the more I hear about her and Javier, the more it points to the fact that they're assholes. They're rude, ungrateful, unkind. The stories, there are so many of them. Of Javier especially being horrible to staffers. In LA he lost it on a wrangler just because she couldn't see down an aisle and tripped and delayed him for a minute. Every week I'm hearing some sh-t about his behaviour. It's so disappointing.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 11:56 AM

15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out

"15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out" reveal

"Besties in Bed," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_29Oct08.aspx

PS. Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are not besties in bed.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

"Besties in Bed," it's not...

The Sympathy Card

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4061

It’s amazing what a man will resort to as his signature move. Especially someone who, at the time, didn’t seem to need to rely on anything more than his name and his body.

Contrary to official reports about why he’s single and the professional commitments along the way, I’m thinking he probably ended up in this position because she found out what he’d been up to while they were together. But the weird thing is – she played a huge part in his unfaithful cheating routine.

Bizarre, non?

I’m hearing more than a few times, with more than a few ladies, and each one was lured into his bed with a sob story, with declarations of devotion for his significant other. In fact – he couldn’t stop talking about her, but in an almost “I need comfort” kind of way that I’m told was irresistible.

I’ll give you an example: “You know, I really, really care about her but it’s hard you know? Something’s missing”…

And it seemed to work like a charm, because all of them succumbed and all of them enjoyed it. Problem is, most of them also happened to work in the same industry, some for the same company, and pretty soon, they realized their little secret wasn’t so unique after all. Suffice to say, he probably doesn’t fly a certain airline anymore.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Update (7/18/08):
Denial 1: Charlie Sheen & Nick Lachey
Denial 2: Jude Law
Denial 3: Nick Lachey & Ethan Hawke
Denial 4: Lance Armstrong
reveal

The Sympathy Card