"Casting Couch" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_31dec09.aspx

PS. Kate Bosworth isn’t part of this Casting Couch. Also not Sienna Miller. Or Nicole Kidman. Are you kidding? She’s, like, BFFs with Rupert Murdoch. Strike out Evan Rachel Wood too. And Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley and Annalynne McCord. Please. In her dreams.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

"Casting Couch" it's not...

"The Belle from Hell," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Lake_Bell_Michelle_Pfeiffer_Michelle__Rodriguez_Guesses_guesses_guesses.aspx

Monday, July 10, 2006

The Belle from Hell is not Farrah Fawcett or Suzanne Somers. Fast forward about 20 years and a much longer employment record.

To the Le Chateau girls: Andie McDowell isn’t your girl. Wrong products, right approach.

Belle is also not Michelle Pfeiffer. Because Michelle Pfeiffer makes movies. And good ones at that.

Sharon Stone – same thing. Besides, I hear Sharon is nice to work for.

Strike out Calista Flockhart too. Calista adopted didn’t she?

And finally, it’s not Brooke Shields. Although that’s probably as warm as it gets.

"The Belle from Hell," it's not...