Showing posts with label Brian Austin Green. Show all posts
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"How He Holds Her" reveal #5

http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_explains_why_Brian_Austin_Green_did_not_attend_Golden_Globes_with_her.aspx

Is this a man?


Debatable.

His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him?

Oh yeah…him.

Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. So, like a whiny little bitch, Brian opted not to attend the Golden Globes the other night with his prize.

As she told the emaciated Giuliana Rancic on the red carpet that night:

"Brian doesn't want to be here. He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego. I think he's probably working on music. I don't think he cares."


Oh honey…

Is that what he told you? Is that how he holds you? Is that how he controls you?

Through guilt?

Because you spent the entire time feeling it, didn’t you? Feeling badly that he didn’t come, feeling upset because he was upset, unable to enjoy your first Golden Globes.

It’s textbook manipulation.

And for a girl who claims to have such progressive views on female imagery in Hollywood, on women and sex, it’s also really pathetic. Because in explaining his absence by justifying his “manhood” she has actually upheld the most traditional, most man-centric perspectives: that a man is less of a man if he’s not the primary focus. That a man should always be #1. That a man should never accept NOT being #1.

Way to go Megan. How very enlightened of you.

Brian Austin Green attended the Fox TV Winter Party last night in LA. Megan was told to stay home and keep the bed warm.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 7:30 AM

How He Holds Her

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"How He Holds Her" revealed yet again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Brian_Austin_Green_the_loser_has_delusions_about_playing_the_Riddler_in_new_Batman_movie.aspx

Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime.

That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie.

What.The.F7ck is wrong with you???

Here’s what he told MTV:
“I would love to be the Riddler. I’d like to be in the next ‘Batman,’ even though I am busy killing machines and people (on Terminator Sarah Connor). I hope to God that they don’t try to replace Heath and have the Joker. And Two-Face is gone. (So they need a new villain), and the Riddler makes sense. That’s impossible to answer now (how I would approach the role). That would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar at a new level, which I think is fantastic for comic book lovers and movie lovers. He changed the face of what people expect out of those films. If you watch the old ones, I mean, they were great for what they were, having Danny Elfman’s music, but this is a new level.”

It’s not like it’ll happen. Hell no.

It’s not like he has a chance. Hell no.

But it’s the insolence. It’s the audacity. It’s the equivalent of Ebola Paris Hilton as Princess Diana in a biopic about her life. It’s Stephenie Meyer being compared to JKR. It’s 1 + 1 = 14.

It’s fundamentally WRONG.

And it’s wrong for him to even THINK it. To even hope for it. To even dream he could ever, ever be in the same sentence as Heath Ledger.

It. Is. Wrong.

Sit DOWN David Silver.

Stick with your piddly little tv show and trapping your underage girlfriend. But please... please step OFF The Batman.

Friday, August 15, 2008 at 7:54 AM
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"How He Holds Her" revealed again

http://laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_seemed_reluctant_to_be_with_Brian_Austin_Green_at_the_FOX_TCA_summer_party.aspx

Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go.

This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. As you can see – head to toe budget, low classy.

Her other bag – boyfriend Brian Austin Green – was also there though there were very few photos of them taken together…and he wasn’t happy about it. You’ll recall, he refuted rumours of a split last week - am told she seemed reluctant to pose with him and the two were seen snipping at each other later on the evening. Word is she’ll cut him loose once and for all by the end of the year… no matter the consequences.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:08 AM
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"How He Holds Her" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Brian_Austin_Green_insists_he_and_Megan_Fox_are_still_together_despite_rumours_she_dumped_his_ass.aspx

Not Free… Yet

It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green.

Not so.

Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me.

Brian told TV Guide:

"We're solid. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names.” Like that’s supposed to signify solidity.

Brian goes on to say that “"We have more time away from each other right now than we'd like.” Dude...don't think she's disliking the time away at all

Here’s Megan is shopping at Fred Segal the other day.

Is it just or has she had a lot of plastic surgery? Something about her face isn’t right. What?

Wednesday, July 09, 2008 at 3:55 PM
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"How He Holds Her" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_July_4_2008.aspx

Friday, July 04, 2008
Smutty Tingle
Megan Fox is finally free (DListed )
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"How He Holds Her" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Adam_Brody_to_star_with_Megan_Fox_in_Jennifers_Body.aspx

Chuck Bass hasn’t made you forget about Seth Cohen, has he?

This just in! Exclusive!

Diablo Cody’s Juno follow-up is a film called Jennifer’s Body, with Jason Reitman producing and starring Megan Fox, the ghetto Angelina Jolie. Adam Brody has just been confirmed to the cast… and the movie, like Juno, will be shot in Vancouver. Production is slated to begin very soon.

Megan is being followed around closely by Brian Austin Green (aka David Silver) who, rumour has it, is clinging to his last days as her boyfriend. Word is, he will not leave her side, desperately afraid that now that she’s Hollywood lastest “it”, she’ll come to her senses and get the hell out.

Wonder if she’ll hook up instead with Adam and his clammy face?

It would be amazing if she did. Giving up the old David Silver for the new one. Giving up David Silver for Seth Cohen – do you love it, or do you love it?

PS. Who has Diablo Cody fatigue?

Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 11:09 AM
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Opportunity knocks but the past also drags. She has much to look forward to, and big shoes to fill, but the work is steady and only getting steadier and being attached to highly anticipated projects never hurts either.

Only slight problem… the man in her life isn’t exactly supportive. Part jealousy, part insecurity, and he knows how to hold her, even though she’d much rather, personally and professionally, be rid of the baggage.

Unfortunately he is unscrupulously forcing her to love him by good old fashioned blackmail. Because somehow she found herself in a delicate situation not too long ago and decided not to join the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. When she took care of it without his blessing, he hit the roof, and threatened to go public. She and her management have placated him for now.

But it’s the kind of scandal that would not sit well with the MiniVan Majority.

And so she’s waiting it out. Waiting for the right time to cut him loose, while he keeps pressing to make their commitment more permanent.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 at 11:11 AM

Update (1/14/09):
clue
denial 1: Keira Knightley & Beyonce
denial 2: Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard, Eva Mendes, Rachel Bilson, Kate Hudson, Sienna Miller
denial 3: Marion Cotillard, Eva Mendes & Heidi Montag
denial 4: Josh Duhamel & Fergie, Stuart Townsend & Charlize Theron
denial 5: Scarlett Johansson & Brittany Murphy
denial 6: Hilary Swank
denial 7: Katherine Heigl
denial 8: GMD (Tom Cruise) & RoboBride (Katie Holmes)
denial 9: Rebecca Romijn
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
reveal 5

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