"The Other Woman Doesn't Work," it's not...

Friday, June 20, 2008
PS. Justine Bateman is not the other woman. The Governator is not hiding mistresses.

PPS. Also – It’s Always Something… Else!

"The Other Woman Doesn't Work," it's not...

Thursday, June 19, 2008
PS. Tiger Woods does not have another woman and Tara Reid isn’t the other woman.

"The Other Woman Doesn't Work" clue


Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier.

Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on a Sunday. Like the American President with Michael Douglas, but we’ll save that for another day.

I remember thinking…what an odd casting choice. But they had such chemistry she and Matt so of course it was no surprise they started dating. Until – according to urban legend – he dumped her on Oprah and she had to eat it at the Oscars.

Poor Minnie. VERY unlucky in love. Always the one with the answers, my mother will tell you it’s her jaw. Something about the shape of it being unwelcoming of a happy heart. I think it’s more a case of bad taste in men. They are entirely unsuitable. Or she gets them well before they’re ready.

Don’t you hate being That Girl? The one who suffers through the f*ckery only to see him come through the other side the best boyfriend/husband ever and you don’t get to reap the rewards?

Minnie is That Girl.

She was That Girl for Matt Damon. She was That Girl for Josh Brolin.

And she lost her mind and dated Criss Angel. WTF???

As you know, her baby father remains a mystery. Seriously…everyone’s been tryin’ to know but NO ONE knows. It is still possible to keep a secret in Hollywood.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
PPS. Martin Sheen isn’t messing around with the other woman.

"The Other Woman Doesn't Work," it's not...


Tuesday, June 17, 2008
PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to act a douchebag and treat people like sh*t. Problem is, he’s pissed off so many they’re actually pulling for him NOT to succeed.

The Love Guru takes on Get Smart this weekend. It was an unusual move by both studios – rare that two big budget pictures are going head to head on the same weekend. The common practice in recent years has been to move things around to avoid direct confrontation. But neither blinked. Rumour has it that, for Mike at least, it’s become a bit of an ego trip. He wants to take Steve down…

Will Get Smart flop?

Hopefully not.

Here’s Steve with his wife last night at the premiere in LA and please go see Get Smart. Think of it this way – if The Love Guru is a huge hit, we’ll never hear the end of it from Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake who’ll probably start taking credit for saving the film. Not unlike the way he took credit for saving the Grammys.

Tuesday – am online all day. Remember to refresh. NKOTB article is coming… it’s a long one and was distracted yesterday by the US Open. Miss golf. Hate Mischa Barton!

Yours in gossip,


"The Other Woman Doesn't Work" clue


Jennie Garth has officially signed on to join the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off reprising her role as Kelly Taylor, the part she can never shake.

Unlike Jessica Biel, the Alba Bitch, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Aniston, and all those other tv girls however, Jennie has never fought her fate.

She is Kelly Taylor forever. And proudly so.

The new show will feature Kelly back at West Beverly High and there are some suggestions that this is the first in what will be a succession of old cast members returning from the previous iteration. Some are even speculating that Jason Priestly is next and that we will find Brandon and Kelly married after all these years.

Who gives a sh*t?

What we care about is Brenda. And since Shannen Doherty isn’t doing f&ck all, bringing back Brenda would totally make our lives.

Brenda the Cougar who lives next door and engages in some inappropriate exchanges with her 16 year old neighbour resulting in him disclosing the secret to Ms Taylor, the trusted guidance counsellor at school who then confronts her old nemesis in a season finale cliffhanger throwdown at the Peach Pitt.

You love it. Don’t lie.

Monday, May 12, 2008 at 5:49 AM

Not that she was destined to become the next Angelina Jolie – not even close – but since B List and reality stars are all the rage these days, who’s to say she would not have had a career revival as the matriarch for a new generation? Or a movie of the week once every few weeks?

The problem is her love life. She is in love with a man who has a wife. A man who comes from a legendary family. A man who is supposed to be a bastion of fidelity, with strong values and a wholesome image. This is not the man who should be carrying on an affair with an actress, hidden away in hotels, picked up on the sly by his security team, given a code name by his people. Her birthday is noted in his assistant’s organiser, it’s as official as it gets, only it’s also the best kept secret, and he intends to keep it that way which is why she’s only allowed to work sparingly. Which means guest appearances only and no long standing commitments, lest she reappear on the radar and invite a little curiosity, potentially blowing their cover.

She lives by his rules because she thinks what they have is real and forever but not surprisingly, he has his eye on someone else. Almost her doppelganger. Some say she will be replaced. Is cheating hereditary?

Monday, June 16, 2008 at 8:44 AM

Update (7/18/08):

clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Michael Douglas & Krista Allen

denial 2: Martin Sheen
denial 3: Tiger Woods & Tara Reid
denial 4: Justine Bateman & Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Governator)
denial 5: Minnie Driver, Ben Stiller & Warren Beatty
denial 6: Jeff Bridges & Jami Gertz
denial 7: Nicolas Cage & Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen
denial 8: Robert Downey Jr. & Dennis Quaid
denial 9: Donald Trump
denial 10: Daryl Hannah
denial 11: Ron Howard
denial 12: Donny Osmond

denial 13: Peter Fonda
denial 14: Tim McGraw
denial 15: Kevin Costner
denial 16: Emilio Estevez

denial 17: Heather Locklear
denial 18: Al Gore
denial 19: Sienna Miller
denial 20: Josie Bissett

denial 21: Balthazar Getty & Ione Skye

Option 1: Alyssa Milano = The Other Woman

reveal 1
reveal 2

Option 2: Shannen Doherty = The Other Woman

Option 3: Daphne Zuniga & Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Monday, June 16, 2008
PS. Salma Hayek isn’t a post partum flirt.