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Showing posts with label Nicole Kidman. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/What_will_Nicole_Kidman_do_when_Keith_Urban_goes_on_tour_with_John_Mayer_20jan10.aspx
You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on Sophia Loren? Me I don’t think so. But a few others disagree. Click here to see.
Third Lipreading aside, there are other more intriguing matters to report. As you may know already, Keith Urban and John Mayer are hooking up for a CMT Crossroads special. My sources tell me exclusively however that following Crossroads, the two are expected to announce a joint tour. Contracts are currently being worked out.
Oh the f-cking smut. Can you imagine?
John Mayer’s douchery is legendary. More on this later. Keith Urban old shenanigans are well documented. And the two together, unsupervised, on the road, on the bus, guitars and pussy galore? Please. Gran is gonna freeze that buzz. Handholding and bagholding from city to city, Keith will be chaperoned by a Third Lip. And if she can’t be there herself, she will install a spy. Trust.
Here they are after the Globes on Sunday arriving at the Weinstein party.
You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on Sophia Loren? Me I don’t think so. But a few others disagree. Click here to see.
Third Lipreading aside, there are other more intriguing matters to report. As you may know already, Keith Urban and John Mayer are hooking up for a CMT Crossroads special. My sources tell me exclusively however that following Crossroads, the two are expected to announce a joint tour. Contracts are currently being worked out.
Oh the f-cking smut. Can you imagine?
John Mayer’s douchery is legendary. More on this later. Keith Urban old shenanigans are well documented. And the two together, unsupervised, on the road, on the bus, guitars and pussy galore? Please. Gran is gonna freeze that buzz. Handholding and bagholding from city to city, Keith will be chaperoned by a Third Lip. And if she can’t be there herself, she will install a spy. Trust.
Here they are after the Globes on Sunday arriving at the Weinstein party.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 7:11 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Hands_Free_blind_riddle_12jan10.aspx
A quickie.
Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t be put away in a room or on a table. It must be held. But not by her. Because she photographs much better when she has her hands free. This is Status. This is Respect. This from a woman who claims she’s down with down home living. Not high maintenance? Please.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 7:18 AM
Update (1/20/10):
denial 1: Nick Cannon
denial 2: Jennifer Garner
guess
reveal
poll results
A quickie.
Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t be put away in a room or on a table. It must be held. But not by her. Because she photographs much better when she has her hands free. This is Status. This is Respect. This from a woman who claims she’s down with down home living. Not high maintenance? Please.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 7:18 AM
Update (1/20/10):
denial 1: Nick Cannon
denial 2: Jennifer Garner
guess
reveal
poll results
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_31dec09.aspx
PS. Kate Bosworth isn’t part of this Casting Couch. Also not Sienna Miller. Or Nicole Kidman. Are you kidding? She’s, like, BFFs with Rupert Murdoch. Strike out Evan Rachel Wood too. And Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley and Annalynne McCord. Please. In her dreams.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
PS. Kate Bosworth isn’t part of this Casting Couch. Also not Sienna Miller. Or Nicole Kidman. Are you kidding? She’s, like, BFFs with Rupert Murdoch. Strike out Evan Rachel Wood too. And Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley and Annalynne McCord. Please. In her dreams.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Granny_Freeze_Nicole_Kidman_becomes_a_tranny_for_movie_with_Charlize_Theron.aspx
Inspired casting. Really.
For years there have been totally unsubstantiated rumours that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was born a herm. Someone knows someone else whose doctor attended a conference and they discussed Gran’s girly boy parts and yet when it comes down to it, there is never a first hand account.
Gran is totally frozen. But Gran is not a herm.
Still…
She put her fertility on display front and centre and pillow this year to make sure you know and I know that she’s a woman through and through. Knowing this, and her incessant efforts to fight 40, and her avoidance of those women who are aging so much more naturally and beautifully than she is, it’s admirable that Granny signed on to this next project.
The film will be called The Danish Girl, the true story of an artist couple whose lives were upended when the husband decided to get a sex change.
Nicole is attached to the role of the man who becomes a woman.
Amazing.
Even more amazing – she’ll be starring opposite the stunning Charlize Theron, an unusual move for Granny who does not like to juxtapose herself next to living breathing females, especially since her husband seems to have a preference for them.
But Gran is above all things an artist. She will sacrifice for art. And she will work and work and work…
Nicole will be producing The Danish Girl as well –even though she claims she’s yet to hire a daytime nanny which is about as believable as her claims that she’s all natural without injections.
And finally….
Gran and Hugh Jackman are on Oprah today to promote Australia which has yet to present a final cut. Some of you are watching as I write. And a few of you have already written to tell me Gran is working super super hard to move that forehead. Now I totally have to PVR that sh-t.
Source
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Inspired casting. Really.
For years there have been totally unsubstantiated rumours that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was born a herm. Someone knows someone else whose doctor attended a conference and they discussed Gran’s girly boy parts and yet when it comes down to it, there is never a first hand account.
Gran is totally frozen. But Gran is not a herm.
Still…
She put her fertility on display front and centre and pillow this year to make sure you know and I know that she’s a woman through and through. Knowing this, and her incessant efforts to fight 40, and her avoidance of those women who are aging so much more naturally and beautifully than she is, it’s admirable that Granny signed on to this next project.
The film will be called The Danish Girl, the true story of an artist couple whose lives were upended when the husband decided to get a sex change.
Nicole is attached to the role of the man who becomes a woman.
Amazing.
Even more amazing – she’ll be starring opposite the stunning Charlize Theron, an unusual move for Granny who does not like to juxtapose herself next to living breathing females, especially since her husband seems to have a preference for them.
But Gran is above all things an artist. She will sacrifice for art. And she will work and work and work…
Nicole will be producing The Danish Girl as well –even though she claims she’s yet to hire a daytime nanny which is about as believable as her claims that she’s all natural without injections.
And finally….
Gran and Hugh Jackman are on Oprah today to promote Australia which has yet to present a final cut. Some of you are watching as I write. And a few of you have already written to tell me Gran is working super super hard to move that forehead. Now I totally have to PVR that sh-t.
Source
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 11:55 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Granny_Freeze_nicole_Kidman_tells_Glamour_Magazine_childbirth_was_easy.aspx?IsMicro=0
Granny in labour, Granny undressed
People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban's latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Because they’re so in love like that.
Once inside, Keith was ordered to tell the crowd how much he loves his wife. And to make sure that we all know she’s a sexual, desirable woman with reproductive capabilities:
"It's been eight years since I was first here accepting an award for my first No. 1 song. I'm so happy to be here again, and to be here with Nicole. This is our award. You do look good in my shirt. And out of it! But that's a different story."
Apparently Gran blushed and smiled and then “took her husband's face between her hands and sweetly kissed him on the lips.”
Their relationship is on full display for sale right now as Nicole ramps up heavy promotion for Australia. Here she is in a rather awkward pose on the cover of Glamour, more blonde than ever, with a face like an 18 year old.
In the article, Gran breathlessly gives thanks for the new fulfillment in her life, and claims that her priorities have shifted now that Sunday Rose is around. Nicole says she’s scaling back on work and tells the magazine she doesn’t have a daytime nanny. Really? So who’s the baby spending so much time on set? With the nanny? In the trailer? Day and night? Just asking…
“I have reached a stage in my life when I want to be with the ones I love. I used to be willing to do two weeks (apart). And that is too much now; my heart aches. I've given a lot to my work, and I'm not willing to give as much to that anymore. At this time in my life, I want to be giving to my relationships. And out of that, whatever work you do prospers because you have more to give. There's something very primal about giving birth. It puts you in a state of being very raw."
Fortunately for Gran, the actual labour process wasn’t raw at all. In fact, Gran says it was a breeze:
"Keith was my rock during childbirth. I'd heard horror stories of 40 hours of labor, and I was sure that would be me, but I had a very easy labor. And through it all, Keith's eyes gave me such strength."
Please.
Of course it was easy.
How hard can it be to pick up the phone?
Your baby’s ready. Come and get her. Cash only.
Source Us Weekly
Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 at 8:07 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_02Oct08.aspx
PS. Isla Fisher is not being ignored. Neither is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, are you kidding? Employees are not allowed to ignore their employers. That’s what contracts are for.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
PS. Isla Fisher is not being ignored. Neither is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, are you kidding? Employees are not allowed to ignore their employers. That’s what contracts are for.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_and_Keith_Urban_take_Sunday_Rose_out_and_about_to_be_photographed_in_London.aspx
My Gwynnie says it’s the 14 hour days that can break your heart. Leaving for the set before the kids wake up, coming home from an all day shoot after the kids are already in bed.
That’s the life of an actor and since she has the luxury of being able to maintain her lifestyle without a job, Gwyneth was quite honest about not wanting to miss a day. As she put it “you can never get that time back”.
I’m a baby-hating bitch of a shrew but even I can appreciate that sentiment.
And then there’s Nicole Kidman. Granny Freeze barely waited a month before heading to Sydney for Australia reshoots and then it was straight to London to prepare for Nine. As such, Sunday Rose has been living on a film set while mom devotes much of her time to satiating her ambition, chased relentlessly by the fear that she’ll become irrelevant if she takes a break both from the botox and from the camera.
Is it fair to judge a woman for wanting a family and a career?
Perhaps not.
But Gran has already reached the summit of star success, non? She has an Oscar, she is regarded as one of the finest in the business, she has worked with the finest in the business…
So really, what’s left that can’t wait until after a baby break? Especially since this is a woman who publicly wailed about her difficulties conceiving, who wistfully described her desire for a bucolic utopia in Nashville with her musician husband and daughter, who plaintively complained of a life deprived of privacy, who said that family is the priority over her profession…
It’s like when Jennifer Aniston kept saying she wanted babies with Brad Pitt and then took 6 movie roles in succession after the conclusion of Friends.
Begs the question: do you really?
Granny – do you really?
This is Nicole with Sunday and Keith, out for her weekly pap appearance and then again, as Sunday stayed behind presumably with the nanny, husband and wife were seen leaving the Wyndhams Theatre after a performance of Ivanov – yet another in a series of high brow pursuits during which Keith was undoubtedly riveted.
It’s when he’s away from her, surrounded by his boys, that he can truly enjoy himself. Rumour has it they call her the golden handcuff. Snort.
Monday, September 22, 2008 at 8:15 AM
Granny Freeze: the working mom
When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not have to spend so much time away from her children.My Gwynnie says it’s the 14 hour days that can break your heart. Leaving for the set before the kids wake up, coming home from an all day shoot after the kids are already in bed.
That’s the life of an actor and since she has the luxury of being able to maintain her lifestyle without a job, Gwyneth was quite honest about not wanting to miss a day. As she put it “you can never get that time back”.
I’m a baby-hating bitch of a shrew but even I can appreciate that sentiment.
And then there’s Nicole Kidman. Granny Freeze barely waited a month before heading to Sydney for Australia reshoots and then it was straight to London to prepare for Nine. As such, Sunday Rose has been living on a film set while mom devotes much of her time to satiating her ambition, chased relentlessly by the fear that she’ll become irrelevant if she takes a break both from the botox and from the camera.
Is it fair to judge a woman for wanting a family and a career?
Perhaps not.
But Gran has already reached the summit of star success, non? She has an Oscar, she is regarded as one of the finest in the business, she has worked with the finest in the business…
So really, what’s left that can’t wait until after a baby break? Especially since this is a woman who publicly wailed about her difficulties conceiving, who wistfully described her desire for a bucolic utopia in Nashville with her musician husband and daughter, who plaintively complained of a life deprived of privacy, who said that family is the priority over her profession…
It’s like when Jennifer Aniston kept saying she wanted babies with Brad Pitt and then took 6 movie roles in succession after the conclusion of Friends.
Begs the question: do you really?
Granny – do you really?
This is Nicole with Sunday and Keith, out for her weekly pap appearance and then again, as Sunday stayed behind presumably with the nanny, husband and wife were seen leaving the Wyndhams Theatre after a performance of Ivanov – yet another in a series of high brow pursuits during which Keith was undoubtedly riveted.
It’s when he’s away from her, surrounded by his boys, that he can truly enjoy himself. Rumour has it they call her the golden handcuff. Snort.
Monday, September 22, 2008 at 8:15 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_goes_for_stroll_in_London_with_Sunday_Rose_.aspx?IsMicro=0
My Gwyneth took two years off when she had her babies. She was insufferable about reminding us, but she took two years off.
Before “birthing” Sunday, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made no secret of her desire to have a baby with Keith Urban. Even though she barely spent any time with first two children, she said she craved the opportunity to be pregnant, to be a mother again, and suffered greatly when she miscarried on more than one occasion. Such private details revealed in the most public fashion.
As you know, Granny got hersurrogate wish. And she has celebrated Sunday Rose by going back to work immediately, non stop, in Australia and now in London for Nine with Daniel Day Lewis, Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, and Fergie, all of whom were at the Madonna Wembley show last week while rehearsing, dancing, and training in the UK to prepare for their roles.
Can you imagine Granny? In a studio with those women? Those younger women and their younger bodies? Her poor cosmetic surgeon is probably being summoned for botox hits by the hour. And her poor husband must be banned from the set...which is probably a good thing. Keith isn't good with temptation.
Fortunately for the paps, in spite of her busy schedule, Gran found the time to take Sunday out for a stroll on Sunday touring the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden. She does have a rather grandmotherly air about her. Definitely closer to Goldie Hawn than to Kate Hudson, a sharp reminder that must be killing her every day.
Monday, September 15, 2008 at 6:18 AM
My Gwyneth took two years off when she had her babies. She was insufferable about reminding us, but she took two years off.
Before “birthing” Sunday, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made no secret of her desire to have a baby with Keith Urban. Even though she barely spent any time with first two children, she said she craved the opportunity to be pregnant, to be a mother again, and suffered greatly when she miscarried on more than one occasion. Such private details revealed in the most public fashion.
As you know, Granny got her
Can you imagine Granny? In a studio with those women? Those younger women and their younger bodies? Her poor cosmetic surgeon is probably being summoned for botox hits by the hour. And her poor husband must be banned from the set...which is probably a good thing. Keith isn't good with temptation.
Fortunately for the paps, in spite of her busy schedule, Gran found the time to take Sunday out for a stroll on Sunday touring the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden. She does have a rather grandmotherly air about her. Definitely closer to Goldie Hawn than to Kate Hudson, a sharp reminder that must be killing her every day.
Monday, September 15, 2008 at 6:18 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Richie_in_New_York_with_Harlow_and_at_Marc_Jacobs_show.aspx?IsMicro=0
Nicole Richie took Harlow out for a stroll yesterday – look at the chubbs! Those little feet are like fresh hot buns!
Would you have believed a year ago? That between Nicoles, it’s Richie who seems a more normal mom? That it wasn’t Nicole Richie who beat her body back into starvation within days of giving birth? Shocking.
After spending the day with her baby, Nicole headed out at night for a fashionable evening. Attached – Nicole arriving at Marc Jacobs in a beater tank, a black bra, and a leather skirt. Effortless, cool, making Posh and Lopez look rather… strenuous?
Nicole was then spotted at Cipriani partying with Damon Dash and sharing photos before heading home to Harlow.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 at 7:31 AM
Nicole Richie took Harlow out for a stroll yesterday – look at the chubbs! Those little feet are like fresh hot buns!
Would you have believed a year ago? That between Nicoles, it’s Richie who seems a more normal mom? That it wasn’t Nicole Richie who beat her body back into starvation within days of giving birth? Shocking.
After spending the day with her baby, Nicole headed out at night for a fashionable evening. Attached – Nicole arriving at Marc Jacobs in a beater tank, a black bra, and a leather skirt. Effortless, cool, making Posh and Lopez look rather… strenuous?
Nicole was then spotted at Cipriani partying with Damon Dash and sharing photos before heading home to Harlow.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 at 7:31 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Banning_Bottles_Blind_Item.aspx
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.
Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?
How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?
Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.
Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 8:45 AM
Update (11/11/08):
denial 1: Halle Berry
denial 2: Angelina Jolie & Salma Hayek
denial 3: Christina Aguilera
denial 4: Marcia Cross
denial 5: Nicole Ritchie
clue
denial 6: Naomi Watts
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.
Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?
How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?
Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.
Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 8:45 AM
Update (11/11/08):
denial 1: Halle Berry
denial 2: Angelina Jolie & Salma Hayek
denial 3: Christina Aguilera
denial 4: Marcia Cross
denial 5: Nicole Ritchie
clue
denial 6: Naomi Watts
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
http://laineygossip.com/Keith_Urban_Nicole_Kidman_Keith_Urban_The_NonMarital_Affair.aspx
Keith Urban: The Non-Marital Affair?
That's the story according to this week's issue of The National Enquirer. And before you snort with disbelief, which I can understand, please remember they're making an impressive surge these days, with 2 huge coups of late including breaking the Farrah Fawcett cancer story last week and being the first before all major outlets to report on the Grey's Anatomy drama this past Monday.
Not bad, better than Life & Style, and therefore not to be overlooked, especially since the Kidman/Urban fameseeking nuptials haven't exactly conjured an air of authenticity.
So here's the dirt: according to the magazine, Keith cheated on Nicole 'during an unofficial bachelor party' with a porn star in March. It went down in Los Angeles, the woman told all her friends, one friend told the Enquirer, and even passed a lie detector test. I know, I know…it's the fucking dirtiest tabloid trash ever - do you LOVE it???
Other highlights? It started off with a 3 girl striptease which was narrowed to one, Keith propositioned his favourite, they snuck away, and they spent the next 3 hours discovering each other - in case you're wondering, she said he was 'sensational'
But still…Keith Urban would never, ever, ever cheat on Nicole Kidman, right? After all, in recent interviews he *says* he's found The One! His lobster, his Frozen Forever, his True Blue Blonde - what's to question, what's to doubt?
Here they are, new photos supposedly taken this week, after several weeks without pics, someone from Nashville told me this morning, 'ya'll must think we walk around with pho-togs around but we don't. But they always know where those two are!'
Hmmm…ain't that the truth. And ain't that convenient too.
Anyway, I'm told Nicole flew in for some quality time and a photo opp or two, and then flew away again very recently - to Rome for the premiere of Fur - withOUT Keith who is staying at home, getting ready for the release of his new album which, some say, has a decidely rock 'n' roll flavour. Is someone's jock getting too big for Country?
Thanks to Claudia for the pics...
Friday, October 13, 2006
http://laineygossip.com/Keith_Urban_Kenny_Chesney_Jude_Law_On_Keith_on_career_on_Mrs_Urban.aspx
On Keith, on career, on Mrs Urban
No…the REAL Mrs Urban - as in his mother.
Finally a peep from Nashville and since it's now October, can we all agree Nicole Kidman is NOT pregnant? Can we also all agree that Nicole Kidman really wanted you to *think* that she was pregnant? I'll spare you the gloat but I'm telling you - never was there a more public engagement, a more public wedding, and a more public invitation to baby speculation…unless you count every move of the Cruise, but I guess that's no coincidence either, is it?
Still…for a while there, since Nicole really is so bloody talented, I declared pro-love for the Kidmans. The affectionate Nashville romantic promenades timed perfectly for the arrival of the pappies, the visits to the gym, shopping at Target for a Swiffer in a Bentley - heady from the fumes of their wonderfully played fraud, I said A for effort…sure, why not?
But every honeymoon comes to an end, even the Hollywood ones, and back in Country Music reality, things aren't sounding so good, at least not according to those watching closely. New rumours have surfaced around town that Keith's mother doesn't like Keith's wife, doesn't like the 'media circus' and the new level of scrutiny brought on by his marriage. Nashville spies say she's around a lot when Nicole is out of town, like a few days ago when Nicole was in London, but stays away when Nicole returns - and this is a woman who was gifted with her own tour bus pre-Freeze.
Having said that, the parental Urbans are supposedly also fully aware of the arrangements and have allegedly been recruited to do their parts for photo opps when summoned, hence the various 'family hike' pics you've seen dotting the Kidman/Urban romantic landscape - according to Nashville spies something Mama has objected to in the past, quite vocally I'm told, to the point of, so they say, a loud argument with Keith about a month before the original wedding date in March, and overheard by members of his entourage. In Nicole's defence though - who hasn't had to deal with an overbearing Mother in Law? Besides, that's not her biggest problem.
Keith's new record - inspired by their love - drops in less than a month. Many Nashville insiders report 'it's not his best work', unimpressed by the effort, unimpressed by what's been called a new 'air' about him, 'too busy playing star for the media instead of an artist creating an art form he claims is like breathing to him'. It's an attitude some fans are protesting, after what's being called a dismal performance in Atlanta few days ago during which he arrived almost an hour late and then only played for a short 70 minutes much to the disappointment of his followers, which is why everyone is predicting a CMA Entertainer of the Year win for Kenny Chesney, unless Nicole decides to 'buy it for him for his birthday'.Hee.
However, it's not all bad news. The first single off the album has been doing well, something attributed to the increase in exposure generated after becoming Nicole's husband. Encouraged by these results, observers speculate the new strategy around his career has been to ease out of the Country Box and reach beyond, with the intent to ride out his existing music contracts and then go in another direction. Word is he's been advised by her people to limit accessibility, a trademark of the Country genre to be sure, but definitely not the approach of Oscar winners and A list Hollywood movers and shakers who keep a measured distance between their own fabulousness and their fans.
Apparently he seems to be heeding her counsel, burying his fanbase under 6 feet of bullsh*t and Botox - a small price to pay I suppose for super mega-stardom, savvy?
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4715
Not Heath & Michelle, not Keith & Nicole, not Pete & Kate.
Not Heath & Michelle, not Keith & Nicole, not Pete & Kate.
Monday, October 02, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4528
Nicole Kidman arrived in Vancouver late last week with her parents, a holiday in my part of the world, without the highlights, without the paid escort, super casual, and yes…as usual, pointing pappies in the general direction of her tummy, the same tummy we've been fixated on for the better part of 3 months, the same tummy we've been chronicling since early June, the same tummy that has yet to get bigger every time we see it, keeping the same level of curious puffy that raises the same level of intrigue about her pregnancy status. And yet she's not a famewhore, right?
Whatever.
I have no idea whether or not she's pregnant. I do know however that she wants us to keep wondering whether or not she is. So OK. Let's humour her, shall we? In June she was sporting a bump. If she was knocked up back then, she'd definitely be way showing today. Obviously she wasn't pregnant in June. In July she was sporting another bump. If she was knocked up back then, she'd definitely be way showing today. Obviously she wasn't pregnant in July. So if she wasn't pregnant in June and she wasn’t pregnant in July, could August be the charm? Or will we be wondering about the status of her womb in perpetuity?
Still, I suppose if I were her, I'd probably be concerned about the integrity of her marriage - or at least the *appearance* of integrity - too. Man might not be straying - yet - but he is certainly getting tempted, as least if you believe the following exclusive report from an extra on the set of his new video shoot recently. Here's what she had to say:
I was cast as an extra body on his video shoot in San Francisco. It was a mini concert so I had to jump up and down and pretend to like country music. Anyway what got my attention was where his attention was. There was a girl standing to the side of the stage next to a lguy who looked like he should be working at Hot Topic. She had long brown hair in a ponytail with a baseball cap on and a white t-shirt and jeans and he kept looking over at her.
Every time he'd finish a take, he'd take a swig of water and look over at her. So in between one shoot, she got up and hugged the guy and started walking back into the crowd (where I was). Urban reached down and grabbed his cell phone that was laying right to the outside of the stage area and what do you know? This girl suddenly answers her phone. She kept walking but they were both on their phones for only about 20 sec then they both hung up at the same time. Then the girl drove off in a black BMW. One of the directors asst came over and was talking to Urban but he kept looking over the guys shoulder, watching this car drive away. In the very next segment he screwed up the words and we had to stop the tape.
So then after the shoot, he was thanking us all for being there and he stopped to shake my hand and thank me for my 'enthusiastic participation', but his freeking eyes never looked above neck level. Another extra who I met that day said when she was leaning up against the front of the stage in between shoots, he bent down next to her and put his water bottle right there and said 'Are we having fun yet, baby?' Maybe he's just a friendly guy but I got kind of a wolfhound sleazy vibe from him, like he'd 'accidentally' touch you if he had the chance.
Hmmm…don’t know 'bout you but it sounds like someone still wants to play. Now a retired player is one thing. Wayne Gretzky retired and didn't come back. And then there's the retired player equivalent of Michael Jordan who retires, plays another game, and then returns with a different number before putting on the old jersey again and givin' it another 3 years. So here's the question gossips: is Keith Urban Wayne Gretzky? Or is Keith Urban Michael Jordan?
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_Keith_Urban_Nicole_and_Keith_the_Nashville_insider.aspx
Just because Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban don’t have the sinister Scientology soundtrack brainwashing them on their ipods, it doesn't mean they are any less disingenuous than her ex and his child carrier. Not at all. As you know, the wedding was rescheduled from March to June with Nic blazing forward and Keith continuing to stall, one day committted, the next day full of doubt. It's the classic battle y'all: fame and fortune vs. freedom to f&ck. What's a redblooded horndog to do???
Well, for starters, how about a visit with his former flame? According to Nashville gossips, it was an intimate dinner, a lengthy discussion, fond memories all extended back to her place by the end of the evening. Where was Nicole, you ask? She was away, gossips. And while she was away, Keith and Niki Taylor were supposedly spotted together at a local restaurant very recently and later on, his black SUV was parked on her driveway. Coincidence or conspiracy? I'm hearing that he still holds a torch for the one he cheated away. He misses her sense of humour, her down to earth style, and the way she let him do his own thing, as opposed to the Botox drill sergeant he's currently contracted to marry. And given that he is still sleeping in the same bed he shared with Niki, it probably doesn't help the inclination to compare and contrast either. Two Nicoles, one horndog, and a big wedding looming in the distance. So the question is - which way are you betting?
Sunday, March 26, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_The_NonMarital_Bed.aspx
A groom with a rumoured roving eye and perhaps an requited heart? Well... disrespecting your elders is one thing but disrespecting your vows may be another entirely.
It's that age old debate, you know?
What is emotional cheating anyway? Is it considered emotional cheating when you can't throw away the bed you used to share with the love of your life - the one you DIDN'T marry? Is it emotional cheating when you keep a custom made 4 poster extra King locked in storage and cannot bear to give it away? Is it emotional cheating to hang on such things but sleep next to another? Is it emotional cheating to go on a rip roaring rage upon discovering that the ex has moved on? With marriage prospects of her own? To fall into a funk, despite the carefully choreographed photo opps of the warring women in your life?
Just asking...
And it's NOT Brad Pitt.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Update (7/21/08):
clue 1
denial: Brad Pitt
clue 2
reveal
Thursday, November 15, 2007
PPPS. Mute Stones is not Nicole Kidman. Or Charlize Theron. Those two have won Oscars. But while Mute's family and her husband may be decorated, she herself ...not so much.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
PPS. Demi Moore does not distribute Mute Stones.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
PS. Julia Roberts does not use Mute Stones (Neither does Sharon Stone)
PPPS. Mute Stones is not Nicole Kidman. Or Charlize Theron. Those two have won Oscars. But while Mute's family and her husband may be decorated, she herself ...not so much.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
PPS. Demi Moore does not distribute Mute Stones.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
PS. Julia Roberts does not use Mute Stones (Neither does Sharon Stone)
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