Questions from Nadia: P.s. Hair Issue #1: Kelly Osbourne?
Answer from Lainey: Not Kelly Osbourne.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Hair issues
Showing posts with label Kelly Osbourne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kelly Osbourne. Show all posts
Hair issues
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sponsored_Tingles_ROYALE_RenoCation_Week_2.aspx
Fresh from rehab, straight to holiday!
Nice reward. Especially when there's no day job. What is her day job? Well, the Osbournes have just kicked off a new reality/variety show. That counts?
It's the constant scrutiny that must have contributed to it – messing up their kids, sending them in and out of recovery. But the family is right back in the spotlight. Financial pressures, no doubt, had something to do with it.
But I like Kelly Osbourne. She's a crazy b-tch. And she's in love, engaged, and frolicking on vacation with 19 year old fiance Luke, a model also with no discernible day job.
Oh the life.
Here they are in Miami - on jetskis, lounging, making out, pale pale pale. Better pale that pruned and burned. And I like her body. It's a good example this body. That boys like curvy girls just as much, if not more, than all boobs and boned girls.
Wanna hang like Kelly…minus the rehab?
Royale is giving away a home renovation and spa vacation valued at $20,000 that includes a $13,000 upgrade for your place and then a $7,000 spa vacation to the Bahamas to celebrate your improvements. To enter or for details, click here. Good luck!
Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 8:27 AM
Fresh from rehab, straight to holiday!
Nice reward. Especially when there's no day job. What is her day job? Well, the Osbournes have just kicked off a new reality/variety show. That counts?
It's the constant scrutiny that must have contributed to it – messing up their kids, sending them in and out of recovery. But the family is right back in the spotlight. Financial pressures, no doubt, had something to do with it.
But I like Kelly Osbourne. She's a crazy b-tch. And she's in love, engaged, and frolicking on vacation with 19 year old fiance Luke, a model also with no discernible day job.
Oh the life.
Here they are in Miami - on jetskis, lounging, making out, pale pale pale. Better pale that pruned and burned. And I like her body. It's a good example this body. That boys like curvy girls just as much, if not more, than all boobs and boned girls.
Wanna hang like Kelly…minus the rehab?
Royale is giving away a home renovation and spa vacation valued at $20,000 that includes a $13,000 upgrade for your place and then a $7,000 spa vacation to the Bahamas to celebrate your improvements. To enter or for details, click here. Good luck!
Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 8:27 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_27Aug08.aspx
Smutty Tingle
Debt collection beat-down? (IDLYITW)
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Smutty Tingle
Debt collection beat-down? (IDLYITW)
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Unpaid_Bills.aspx
You’d think they’d be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many different sources.
But that’s the thing with celebrities. They’re richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really aren’t THAT rich, especially when you factor in the lifestyle. Being not that rich isn’t a problem. Being not that rich and not paying your bills is a big problem. Being not that rich, not paying your bills, but still spending your balls off is a huge problem.
So they have projects around the house. Some construction here, some wiring there, installations, renovations...it never stops. It never stops because they keep having to hire new people. Inevitably the invoice will arrive, they won’t be able to pay it, so they end up calling someone else to finish the job. They don’t pay those people either.
How f&cking ghetto, non???
Like people who keep taking out credit card after credit card? Only these assholes are wealthy! They have jobs! They earn celebrity salaries!
Which means they’re too stupid to manage their finances and too cheap to figure out their finances before satisfying their non-urgent, vanity-motivated projects at the expense, literally, of labourers and small business owners who trusted the wrong millionaires.
Slowly but surely, they’ve pretty much exhausted the entire contracting community in town, verging on blacklist, and are now several hundred thousand dollars in the hole to several companies in Hollywood. Word is they’re facing legal action, and even a lien on their property...
Probably the reason behind the new round of exploitation. They need the cash.
But do we still care?
A few years ago, before everyone and their eyebrow stylist had a reality show, it was a novel concept. Now? Now they’re totally almost irrelevant – the proof in that lies in a deal one of them tried to strike with the paps recently.
She needed cash so badly, she arranged for some “candids” in exchange for a few quid. Unfortunately her images weren’t selling and the photographers cut her off.
Shame!
Word is, even Phoebe Price out-earns her...
In this economy, how will they ever recover?
Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 8:11 AM
Update (4/2/09):
denial 1: Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
denial 2: David & Victoria Beckham
denial 3: Jennifer Lopez & Marc Antony
denial 4: Courteney Cox
denial 5: Melanie Brown & Katherine Heigl
denial 6: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner
denial 7: Pamela Anderson
reveal 1 (Kelly Osbourne)
reveal 2
http://www.laineygossip.com/It_matches_everywhere.aspx
She's seen her fair share of trouble over the last year. I'm told however that things are on the up and up. Good for her. But as well as she's recovered, it certainly doesn't mean she's any less eccentric. And while her unique style doesn't work for me…it certainly adds some flavah to her image. And in Hollywood…it's all about what you look like on the outside.
Thing is, she also seems hellbent on matching what's hidden with what's not. The hair changes colour frequently. Which is fine. But can you believe that every time the hair goes a different colour, the pubes have to as well?? This is what's expected of her colour stylist. Not only a session with the head, but also with the P. As you can imagine, it's not a particularly pleasant job. Which is why the complaining has reached all the way here…
Oh and one more thing…how adorable. She has matching hair everywhere and yet she still sucks her thumb, as witnessed by fellow passengers on a recent flight. Typical little girl lost, non?
One guess. Good luck.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
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