"Gay But Broke," it's not...

Saturday, February 23, 2008
PS. Antonio Sabato Jr is not gay and broke. Actually… wait. Clarification: he’s not my gay and broke. Also not John Travolta: gay for sure, but broke? Absolutely not. And Kelly can’t dress. Not Don Johnson either.

"Gay But Broke," it's not...

Friday, February 22, 2008
PPS. Sean Penn – not gay and broke. Not Babyface Edmonds either. Or Eddie Murphy – that marriage didn’t last very long, and it wasn’t legal either. Also not Tate Donovan who probably is broke by Hollywood standards but is definitely not gay. He hasn't carried anything on his own either.

"Gay But Broke," it's not...

Thursday, February 21, 2008
PS. Brendan Fraser is not gay and broke. Those sh*tty Mummy movies make a LOT of money! Also not Matt Leblanc – residuals from Friends will keep him pudgy forever. And not the Hoff either. Baywatch and Germans who listen to his ass cheese music have loaded him for life.

A few of you think my blind items are full of sh*t. Oh really??? Take a look at what Page Six posted yesterday about the not so pleasant Jessica Alba:

December 14, 2005 -- JESSICA Alba ruffled some hipster feathers at the hot MisShapes party Saturday night at Don Hill's. The gorgeous actress turned up with an entourage and was quickly ushered inside — but when head promoter Gordon Nicol asked if she would pose for a photo, Alba turned him down flat. When Nicol pointed out that celebs like Madonna, Hilary Duff and Selma Blair had all posed, Alba supposedly snapped, 'I don't care!' and walked away. At that point, one of Alba's entourage told Nicol, 'She's a bitch — sorry.' Other notables at the bash included Rumer Willis, photographer Ryan McGinley and fashion designers Zaldy and Benjamin Cho.

And remember – my clue was posted almost 4 months ago.

Thursday, December 15, 2005


One more guess. And it’s not Kate Hudson or Jessica Simpson.
Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The GMD isn’t shy about professing his love for his amazing, marvellous, incredible Katie. Oprah’s couch and fist pumps, motorcycle rides that thrilled her virgin heart, and a proposal on top of the Eiffel Tower – well no wonder he made her life.

Rest assured, the GMD’s BFF Will Smith isn’t far behind in the romance department.

Will is in Vancouver - his son who is shooting a movie. On location. Jada is with him. On Saturday he took her to C Restaurant and booked out the private wine attic – the room was filled to the brim with fresh flowers and a string quartet entertained them during their meal. Surrounded by such fresh scents and joy and gaiety, Jada was thrilled.

So was he.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Gay But Broke


Heterosexually attached for a long, long time, he recently faced his inner gay and admitted the truth. His partner apparently took it well. As well as any woman can under the circumstances. She felt much better when she found out how much of the bank account she was entitled to. And given that he was the one walking, and he is the one who’s famous, he’s also the one who has to pay. A lot.

So now he’s broke – relatively speaking. In Hollywood terms, I mean. Lost his job, no work on the horizon, he seriously considered coming out as a way of “reinventing his image”, not for gay rights but because he needs the money. Only problem is, he was told over and over again that “no one will care if you’re gay”.

On the flipside, a fake Hollywood romance with a famewhore like Denise Richards for example won’t fly either since the ex will flip her sh*t and out her himself, preferring to be passed over for a mo over another woman. Me too!

He was encouraged to do Dancing with the Stars but pride got in the way. If things don’t turn around, it’ll be a last resort next season.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 9:50:44 AM

Update (4/29/08):
Denial 1: Brendan Frasier, David Hasselhoff, Matt LeBlanc
Denial 2: Sean Penn, Babyface Edmonds, Eddie Murphy & Tate Donovan
Denial 3: Antonio Sabato Jr, John Travolta & Don Johnson
Denial 4: Vin Diesel
Denial 5: Scott Wolf, James Van Der Beek & Paul Walker
Denial 6: Robert Downey Jr
Denial 7: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Denial 8: Jerry O'Connell


"Take Coke for the Pain," it's not...

Tuesday, February 19, 2008
PPS. Lily Allen is not taking coke. At least not for the pain.

"Good Help is Hard to Find," it's not...

Monday, February 18, 2008
PS. Jamie Foxx doesn't have a staff problem.