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Showing posts with label Russell Crowe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russell Crowe. Show all posts
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_10apr09.aspx
PS. Russell Crowe is not the smoker.
Friday, April 10, 2009
PS. Russell Crowe is not the smoker.
Friday, April 10, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_18feb09.aspx
PS. Scowl Face is not cheating on Patrick Dempsey. Nobody this crusty is having that much fun on the side. Russell Crowe is not being cuckolded either.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
PS. Scowl Face is not cheating on Patrick Dempsey. Nobody this crusty is having that much fun on the side. Russell Crowe is not being cuckolded either.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_22dec08.aspx
PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Also not Tom Hanks. Or Rob Lowe. And Hugh Grant isn’t Chocolate.
Monday, December 22, 2008
PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Also not Tom Hanks. Or Rob Lowe. And Hugh Grant isn’t Chocolate.
Monday, December 22, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_18dec08.aspx
PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Daniel Craig is not Chocolate. Justin Timberlake isn’t chocolate either, but that would be amazing.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Daniel Craig is not Chocolate. Justin Timberlake isn’t chocolate either, but that would be amazing.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Keri_Russell_Russell_and_Danielle_in_Venice.aspx
Hmmm…is it just me or is the Crusty One looking surprisingly sexy in these series of photos? In fact, both Mr. & Mrs. Crowe appear to be happy and healthy and in fine spirits overall. Ahhhh…could it be that someone has recently taken up them up on their kinky proposition?? Has sexual experimentation actually reformed one of the world's most notorious grumps? Is three really better than two???
Monday, September 05, 2005
Hmmm…is it just me or is the Crusty One looking surprisingly sexy in these series of photos? In fact, both Mr. & Mrs. Crowe appear to be happy and healthy and in fine spirits overall. Ahhhh…could it be that someone has recently taken up them up on their kinky proposition?? Has sexual experimentation actually reformed one of the world's most notorious grumps? Is three really better than two???
Monday, September 05, 2005
http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Monday_August_29_2005.aspx
And…just to sweeten up your mood, I’m bribing you with another blind item. The last one seemed to be popular. Yes, I will tell if you ask me – cryptically, of course. Much more cryptically than last time. But take a few minutes to think about it first before bombarding my inbox. It’s not so easy this time.
And…just to sweeten up your mood, I’m bribing you with another blind item. The last one seemed to be popular. Yes, I will tell if you ask me – cryptically, of course. Much more cryptically than last time. But take a few minutes to think about it first before bombarding my inbox. It’s not so easy this time.
He is an award-winning actor, truly one of the best. Some people adore him. Some people, not so much. And it’s not just the difficult personality. On the set of one of his films, a pretty assistant caught his eye. Although he didn’t make a move throughout the duration of the shoot, he did arrange for her to be around him on many social occasions, just to be around her, to observe her, to fully appreciate her assets. At the end of production, he finally delivered the proposition that you’re all expecting. Except that it wasn’t quite so simple. You see, our superstar wasn’t just asking for himself. He was also asking for his wife. Apparently, 3 is their favourite number.
Thank Goddess the attractive assistant managed to deftly finagle herself out of the situation but I’ve since been told that he picks one per film. And most of the girls don’t escape so easily.
Monday, August 29, 2005
Update (1/30/08):
Reveal
http://www.laineygossip.com/Keri_Russell_From_Liz_R_two_guesses.aspx
I am guessing SJP as the dirty girl who ashes around the house and drives the help to reach for the booze. Oui ou Non? As for one half of the gaydar duo my guess is Russell Crowe. He is one dude who flies off the handle at anything and I think its because he can't figure out what to do about how much he luvs the back end…
Dear Liz,
Still chuckling about the back end. Love it! Unfortunately you're way off on both counts. Much as I can't stand her baby voice and boil, SJP likens herself a real lady. Please and thank you and Sir and Ma'am all the way. The abuser however has surprisingly less etiquette than you'd think, especially for someone groomed in that fashion. As for Russell. No, no, no. If someone with a penis hit on Russell, he wouldn't just tell a publicist about it, he's beat the bitch down with a cell phone! Think of someone less inclined for violence, more peace loving, in every sense of the word.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Keri_Russell_From_Alejandra_Russell_is_rude.aspx
is Disrespecting Your Elders Russell Crowe?? He has a big ego, has a band and would therefore appreciate the guitar pick.
Dear Alejandra:
Very close, in more ways than one. Except that rude boy has actually sold record or two, unlike Russell who probably couldn't give his grunting sh*t away for free.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Last_Word_for_Monday_September_18_2006.aspx
Russell Crowe is not Grizzly, Grumpy, and High, though you’re close in a continental sort of way.
And it’s not Brad Pitt either. Not even close. Huge discrepancy in Hollywood stature to say nothing of GGH’s lack of media mastery, hardly deserving of a title, which brings us to Liam Neeson who doesn’t have a title but who should get one because he’s divine, and much more of a man and much more of a worthy villain than cokeboy, bringing us full circle and maybe a bit too old while we’re at it…
Monday, September 18, 2007
Russell Crowe is not Grizzly, Grumpy, and High, though you’re close in a continental sort of way.
And it’s not Brad Pitt either. Not even close. Huge discrepancy in Hollywood stature to say nothing of GGH’s lack of media mastery, hardly deserving of a title, which brings us to Liam Neeson who doesn’t have a title but who should get one because he’s divine, and much more of a man and much more of a worthy villain than cokeboy, bringing us full circle and maybe a bit too old while we’re at it…
Monday, September 18, 2007
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