"A Tale of Two Grooms" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidmans_three_lips_on_Oprah_.aspx

Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. From some angles then it actually looks like she has THREE lips.

Right?

Video is below. But consider yourself warned. Major time sucker. You can lose an entire day in examining those lips.

Anyway…

Gran was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York and showed off her two tone Cruella hair, and her breast feeders because, yes, she truly did give birth! She also brought along the husband who dutifully kissed her for the cameras and made Chace Crawford jealous with the superiority of his flat iron. Hair like that, for me, is a dealbreaker. Just saying.

In all fairness though, as far as freeze fright is concerned, Granny wasn’t so scary on this night. Or maybe we’re just numb to the icy landscape.

And then there’s the Rossum. While accepting her award, Nicole offered this cheese:

'Three years ago I had a wonderful career. I was getting movie offers. I had an Oscar. I had beautiful children. But there was something missing; I wasn't loved. 'A man came along and said, "Let me take you to Tennessee." There he told me, "You deserve to be loved. Let me love you." And I did. So thank you, Keith.'

Once upon a time, Keith Urban liked his women fleshy and wild. Once upon a time he’d get into a pool with Kid Rock and they’d come one after another, girl after girl, bikini after bikini, wet and skanky and ready to get dirty.

Then Australia’s princess came along and he was transformed. He saved her. And she saved him back. And they lived happily ever after.

Do you believe in fairy tales?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 6:36 AM

"A Tale of Two Grooms" revealed

"A Tale of Two Grooms" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Pamela_Anderson_Jennifer_Aniston_Pam_and_Kid_stay_true.aspx

You gotta love a girl who stays true to her roots, who knows her own style, or lack thereof, and doesn’t make the mistake of “classing up” when class in this case is clearly overrated.

For this reason, I have developed a newfound appreciation for the gift that is Pamela Anderson. I celebrate her decision to kick off the first of 4 rumoured wedding ceremonies in a teeny tiny white bikini, proudly showing off the assets that have made her who she is. ‘Cause in a world where hypocrisy reigns supreme, I’d take Pam’s silicone authenticity over the fraud piece of American sweetheart pie incessantly jammed down our throats from Team Aniston and the like.

Besides, does it get any better than a redneck tit popping wedding in the South of France? Never, gossips. Never ever ever.

Monday, July 31, 2006

"A Tale of Two Grooms" clue

A Tale of Two Grooms

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4436

Groom #1 was recently married, publicly devoted, demons supposedly tucked away, and yet was seen driving his unmistakeable vehicle into a hotel parking lot the other day. A hotel parking lot in his home town, where his home is just a few minutes away, and his wife was occupied in another state. There was no business meeting scheduled, there was no professional reason to be there - and yet and yet. Whoever could he have been up to?

Then there's the friend, Groom #2, also recently wed, also known for hard core hittin', the two shared one memorable evening just one year ago, even after #1 was claimed off the market. It was an evening involving multiple young ladies, a pool, naked swimming, a Hummer, and a long night of down home loving. Two seasoned horndogs feeding off each other and off Jim Beam, living the debaucherous life - it was a night to remember and perhaps the reason why #2's new wife curtailed their celebrations, wary of what might happen should her husband be tempted by the high times of the past.

Can these two grooms be tamed? The second perhaps. But the first? No one thinks no. No one at all.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Update (11/11/08):
clue (Groom 2)
Denial 1: Ben Affleck & Matt Damon
Denial 2: Garth Brooks & Kenny Chesney
reveal (Groom 1)
reveal (both grooms)

A Tale of Two Grooms