"Cheater Uniterrupted" & "Cheesy Cheating is Allowed" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Emily_Blunt_single_and_so_much_better_off_without_Michael_Buble_at_LA_premiere_of_Defiance.aspx

Cheese-free and beautiful

Emily Blunt has kept a pretty low profile while hard at work on back to back features and also since breaking up with that Canadian cheese dick Michael Bublé who allegedly didn’t keep it faithful…or even legal for that matter. Allegedly.

But still the grandmothers who buy his records think he’s a sweet gentleman from the old school.

Please.

Needless to say, Emily Blunt was an overreach for the cover crooner from Canada.

Look at her. She’s amazing.

Emily attended the premiere of Defiance last night in Hollywood looking fresh and lovely and single, though that doesn’t mean she hasn’t had her share of hookups. Rumour has it there was a night with Benicio del Toro recently…who may have his issues but who is infinitely more man than the Bube.

Monday, November 10, 2008 at 7:10 AM

"Cheater Uniterrupted" & "Cheesy Cheating is Allowed" revealed again

"Cheesy Cheating is Allowed" revealed again

http://laineygossip.com/Michael_Buble_and_Emily_Blunt_officially_split.aspx

I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it.

But if you’ve been reading this site long enough, and paying attention to the riddles, you’d have known that Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were done a long time ago. Their split was “officially” confirmed today via his publicist on perezhilton.com - a knee jerk reaction to the world exclusive photos I posted yesterday of the Bube cavorting in Vancouver with a beautiful new girl and lavishing her with Chanel and Louis Vuitton.

His rep is making it sound like the split was recent. Please. Ask a few young girls on his tour stops if the split was recent. They might have something very different to say.
Emily Blunt deserves better than a cover-crooning player pig who can’t even admit he’s a player pig!!!

And if I were this new piece… I’d think twice before think I was the only one.

Photos from Punkd Images exclusive to LaineyGossip.com

Friday, July 11, 2008 at 9:28 AM

"Cheesy Cheating is Allowed" revealed again

"Keeping it Legal," it's not...

Monday, May 05, 2008

PS. Vince Vaughn is not the star of Keeping It Legal . Neither is Michael Buble. Literally.

"Keeping it Legal," it's not...

"The Cheesy Cheater" revealed

http://laineygossip.com/Michael_Buble_at_the_Junos_2008.aspx

Still not enough to make me quiver but at least now I “get” it. Why some of you have him listed at #1 on your Freebie Five. I can understand, I can understand in my head, but not in my loins. Because even though his proclivities are certainly suspect, absolutely “the Bube” had a certain charm.
Met him on Sunday on the carpet at the Junos and interviewed him briefly. As we showed on eTalk.ctv.ca last night, he told me he was going commando. Like totally unprompted. The Bube is kinda unpredictable that way. Things just fly out of his mouth, things intended to be funny, and sometimes they are funny, and sometimes they come out totally wrong.

Anyway, he looks great. The best he’s ever looked. All the girls on our team were gushing, especially my producer Lara who loves him unabashedly even though I told her she was out of her mind. He has slimmed down though. And he looked great in his suit. And his hair, I liked his hair. But the Bube is on the wee side. Not tall at all. Barely taller than me. I’m 5 ft 3, I was wearing 3 inch heels, and we were practically shoulder to shoulder to shoulder. So probably 5 ft 8 max.

Still, as mentioned, Michael Buble is terribly charming. And lovely to the little people. But for his women issues, he really is a nice guy. He came to the Junos not expecting to win at all. He knew and was quite honest about the fact that Feist would crush him. But he graciously attended because the Junos are important to him. More important than the Grammys. Because the Junos are home. And The Bube loves home. When he took home the Fan Choice award he was genuinely thrilled and genuinely excited. Because for Michael, being embraced by Canadians is truly a super honour. Tell that to Avril Lavigne. More on her later.

So the Bube loves home and the Bube also loves boobs.

We hit up the Warner party on Saturday night. They had the best gift bag which one of YOU will be receiving. Michael was in the VIP section separated from the riffraff (us) by glass doors. Meaning we couldn’t get in but we could look in. Anyone could look in. And when we looked in he was sitting on a chair, with an attractive woman standing next to him, he had his arm around her waist, and she was leaning into his head, and his head was rubbing into her tits. Like rubbing. Like buried. And he was smiling widely and they were laughing and I’m just saying, if that were my husband or boyfriend, I would have been cutting that bitch. That’s all.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 at 12:32 PM

"The Cheesy Cheater" revealed

"Cheesy Cheating is Allowed" revealed

http://laineygossip.com/Emily_Blunt_BAFTA_2008.aspx

Emily Blunt’s body is ridiculous. So ridiculous it even looks great draped in turquoise bedazzlement. Not my favourite Blunt carpet moment but still... that body. That body that is left alone too often and probably not appreciated properly by her official boyfriend - the staple of easy listening 97.3, the male Canadian cheese counterpart to Celine Dion… Michael Buble.

Thankfully, Emily Blunt isn’t the kind of girl who weeps alone at home. She is however the kind of girl who is most definitely getting hers too. Trust.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

"Cheesy Cheating is Allowed" revealed

Cheesy Cheating is Allowed

http://laineygossip.com/Cheesy_Cheating_is_Allowed.aspx

Remember him? The unfaithful cheese dick who still hasn’t curbed his philandering in spite of scandal and who strayed a bit too far on the underage side recently? As of press time, the photo evidence has yet to come back to haunt him but you’ll be happy to know he’s since moved on, and he’s managed to stay away of late from cheating with 17 year olds.

Still… his particular proclivities remain: the insistence on a shower, the camera action, the drugs, the alcohol, and the acknowledgement that yes, he does have a girlfriend. Hence the resulting question from all of us – what is she doing? What is she thinking? Why is she sticking around???

Well, he says she knows. He says she knows and she doesn’t care. Because she’s doing the same thing. Apparently it’s allowed and it’s arranged. He cheats, she cheats, everyone’s happy, and somehow between them it works.

That’s his story, anyway. And I actually kinda believe him. Crew on the set of her latest are buzzing that she’s had at least 2 different euro cast members into her trailer for a little noon time nooky but tells everyone else that she “really, really loves” her boyfriend.

Monogamy is dead.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 7:40:58 AM

Update (11/11/08):
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3

Other parts in the "Cheese" series
Part 1: Cheese Cheats
Part 2: Cheater Uninterrupted

Cheesy Cheating is Allowed

Cheater Uninterrupted

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cheater_Uninterrupted_.aspx

The recent embarrassment and exposure has not deterred Cheese from cheating. When his much better half is in town, he of course is on his best behaviour. Especially since she seems to have forgiven and forgotten. Or perhaps she’s much less savvy than we’ve all given her credit for.

But a return to the road means a return to the rock’n’roll lifestyle. Only now his predilections seem even dirtier. Whereas before the philandering was concentrated on one girl at a time, with an insistence on cleanliness and then accompanied by a camera, these days, he’s graduated to multiples – plucked from the crowd during his shows, two or three at a time, always very young, they end up in a giggling heap in his bus or in his room, plied with alcohol and other intoxicants until they’re good and ready to get nasty. At which point he pulls out the trusty camera and commemorates the occasion. Stupidly however, he also lets them do the same with their phones.

So far it’s been 4 cities and counting – the same routine, the same debauchery…only on one of the stops, he hit up someone a tad too young. As in 17. He was kind enough to single her out. Poor thing believed him when he promised her the world. And she has pictures. Of course she’s too sweet to do anything about it… at least not yet. But what is it they say?

Hell hath no fury like a girl who waits by a silent phone…

Monday, January 21, 2008 at 7:15:43 AM

Update (11/11/08):
Denial 1: Keith Urban
Denial 2: Chris Martin & James Blunt
Denial 3: Justin Timberlake, Sting, Tony Parker & John Mayer
Denial 4 & clue: Jon Bon Jovi & James Blunt
reveal

Other parts in the "Cheese" series
Part 1: Cheese Cheats
Part 3: Cheesy Cheating is Allowed

Cheater Uninterrupted

"Cheese Cheats" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Michael_Buble_cheats_on_Emily_Blunt.aspx

Cheesy lyrics, the illusion of sensitivity…only to end up a pig in reality, not unlike that douchbag John Mayer who sings of bodies and wonderlands but prefers them drenched in piss.

But then again, if you’ve been paying attention to this site over the last few months, Michael Buble’s philandering really shouldn’t surprise you. In fact, the biggest surprise about the story is that the woman ended up selling her exclusive to The Globe, a publication that writes routinely of aliens and babies with three heads.

Luckily there are photos to corroborate her claims. Which is why even though the report comes from a shaky source, every word is absolutely believable.

Her name is Tiffany Bromley and she tells of a ten year on again off again sexual relationship with Buble before and during his involvement with Emily Blunt. The last time they hooked up was in August in Vancouver. In Emily’s bed. In their apartment.

Tiffany says Michael is a fierce lover, an 11 out of 10. And that he even requested a threesome – apparently he’s a big fan of the ménage, telling her: 'Don't knock it till you've tried it. You don't know what you're missing.'" He also supposedly likes to do it in front of a camera. Don’t they all?

Unfortunately for Tiffany, they haven’t seen each other since that last romp but of course she made sure to whip out her phone and take these photos before he could run off spreading his cheese in other parts of the world while Emily Blunt is busy at work.

Best part of this story is that the only reason people care is because of Emily only. Because while Michael may be wealthier, it’s Emily who is the real star between them. Which is perhaps why his ego needed a little boost.

Don't his lyrics seem a little hollow now? If not downright fraudulent?

Monday, November 26, 2007 at 7:29:20 AM

"Cheese Cheats" revealed

"Cheese Cheats" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Emily_Blunt_in_Mean_Magazine.aspx

Word is she’s a sweetheard. And of course she’s incredibly gorgeous. Emily Blunt in Mean Magazine. After her scene-stealing turn in Prada and her Golden Globe win last year, Emily is has now joined the list of elite actresses offered the most prestigious roles. And how.

Emily is scheduled to start shooting The Young Victoria in which she plays Queen Victoria in a film by none other than Martin Scorsese. So Jessica Biel can shake that Shelf Ass all she wants… there is still no way she’s going to ever be even considered the same breath as Kate Winslet and Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson (who is confirmed for Mary Queen of Scots) and now Emily Blunt.

In the interview, Emily talks about her wish list: she’d love to work with Johnny Depp and Cate Blanchett. She also discusses on set behaviour and the Hollywood diva standard that has plagued too many film sets, explaining she’s seen it first hand, how privilege can poison an environment, and how she is determined to avoid it. She goes on to reveal too that she used to have a stutter, taking refuge in the fact that Bruce Willis and James Earl Jones share the same affliction. Emily has since largely overcome it but in moments of stress, her stutter comes back.

Finally, of course, as you know, Emily is living with Michael Buble. They have a home in Vancouver. She says they are low key and ordinary out of the limelight, and she says she has no plans to make her relationship a part of her career. I do hope he treats her right. There have been rumours suggesting otherwise. Nothing slamdunk but smutty details of his tour behaviour are starting to gain momentum. According to those sources he’s quite the player. Ballad crooner acting like a rock star? Never!

Friday, August 24, 2007

"Cheese Cheats" clue

Cheese Cheats

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cheese_Cheats.aspx

Although his “art” and therefore his career is entirely predicated upon the fact that he loves love and believes in love, especially love at home, and has made millions off women swooning over every word and note, it seems for him at least love does not go hand in hand with fidelity.

Appears he’s been nailing a new piece in every city – from the Midwest to the Northwest to New York, he is cheating. And he is cheating on a celebrated starlet girlfriend with a career that could eclipse – if it hasn’t already – his own.

Because while he might make more money, she gets more mileage – on magazines, on red carpets, on award show stages. And why not? She’s beautiful and talented – a scene stealer in every way.

Still…he strays. He strays everywhere. And his modus operandi is always the same.

He will meet a girl. They will go somewhere fun – playing pool, bowling, even karaoke. Afterwards he’ll invite her back to his hotel. They get it on but first he makes sure she showers. He insists on it. He almost orders it. Apparently he wants to make sure she’s clean before they get dirty. And then they get dirty.

The camera will come out. He promises privacy. And so far it has indeed been private. But this is what turns him on. If there’s time they’ll watch it back together and go for round 2. Not known what he does with the evidence afterwards though it’s very possible he is now building his own porny tourist video library with entries from at least 3 American cities… that I know of.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Update (7/11/08):
clue
reveal

Other parts in the "Cheese" series
Part 2: Cheater Uninterrupted
Part 3: Cheesy Cheating is Allowed

Cheese Cheats